Top 10 Greatest Movie Insults

The Top Ten

  1. If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. - Gleaming the Cube

    I heard a comment like this in a movie. I didn't get it at first, but now I do.

  2. 'Scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? - Roxanne

  3. Is it true that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother? - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

  4. I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. - The Princess Bride

    Best movie ever! Also, awesome insult!

  5. Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. - The Empire Strikes Back

    Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!

    Han: Who's scruffy-looking?

  6. You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f***-face, d***head, ass****. - A Fish Called Wanda

    The way he said it was awesome! People who have seen this movie are awesome! Laugh out loud, this made my day.

  7. You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk. - The Wizard of Oz

  8. You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. - Toy Story

    Laugh out loud, I love this one! And it's from a children's movie, which makes it all the more fun. It's hilarious.

    You guys realize the original plan had Woody calling Slinky a spring wiener?!

    Can you imagine saying this to someone? No comeback to that!

  9. You s***-kicking, stinky, horse manure smelling motherf***** you - Casino

  10. You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat! - ¡Three Amigos!

    I have no idea why this movie failed! This is perfect.

    Great movie! Great scene! Great insult!

    I haven't heard this one before!

    11. The Newcomers
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    Cause that N***a, coon, gator bait, spade, spook, Sambo, spear-chucking jungle bunny, Mississippi wind chime detective is Ron Stallworth, you racist, peckerwood, redneck, inch worm, needledick motherf***er. - BlackKklansman

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    Shaddup! She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin' around with those show-folk f**s! - Smokey and the Bandit

    13. The Contenders

  13. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! - A Clockwork Orange

  14. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell - The Witches of Eastwick

    This is awesome. Laugh out loud.

  15. You have the emotional range of a teaspoon. - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    I am a Harry Potter fan. Hermione Granger is my favorite! Laugh out loud, favorite quote from that movie!

  16. Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. - Full Metal Jacket

    This was my favorite line from the movie.

  17. You play ball like a girl! - The Sandlot

  18. You're a c***. You're a c*** now and you've always been a c*** and nothings gonna change 'cause you're gonna become an even bigger c*** and have some more c*** kids - In Bruges

    My favourite line from my favourite movie! Just a perfect insult.

  19. Your mama is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet. - The Campaign

    This is probably the best insult, as I use it all the time. The best film as well.

  20. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's d*** and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife! - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

  21. No business for an insecure, junkyard, motherf*****! - Dolemite

  22. Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. - Uncle Buck

  23. You sum'bitches couldn't close an umbrella. - Smokey and the Bandit

  24. You're just the afterbirth, Eli. You slithered out of your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantelpiece. - There Will Be Blood

  25. I wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire. - Encino Man

  26. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. - Gone with the Wind

  27. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? - The Breakfast Club

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