Top 10 Movie Titles Most Easily Mistaken as Porn Titles

1. Freddy Got Fingered

   

   I always thought that meant someone shot the middle finger at him.

   Since Freddy is a guy and he got fingered, does that mean he's gay?

2. XXX

   

   It's obviously like a porn title, Vin Diesel...

   The rating for X-rated movies is too damn high!

3. Deep Impact

   

4. Black Snake Moan

   

5. Fast & Furious

   

6. Raging Bull

   

7. Snatch

   

   Come on, it's pretty self-explanatory, isn't it?

8. The Thing

   

   I couldn't stop laughing when I found this.

   And you couldn't stop crying after that.

9. Sex and the City

   

   I agree! When I was young and first heard the title "Sex and the City," I was like, "Whoa! How did television get away with broadcasting that title?"

   Just listening to this title makes me think of a city-wide orgy.

   A little too obvious.

10. Babes in Toyland

    
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13. Octopussy

    

    This is a James Bond movie/book, for those of you confused.

    Bond with a pet octopus with a vagina, I presumed.

    What the heck kind of title is this?!

14. Toy Story

    

    I bet Andy's mom has the same name as Andy's toys: Woody and Buzz.

15. Free Willy

    

    Randolph: You must have something special. That's why Willy didn't eat you up. Maybe high blood, medicine roots.

    Jesse: No way.

    Randolph: Then you're just one lucky little white boy. You like the sound of that better?

    That made me laugh. Can you imagine how wrong all the quotes in the original movie would sound?

    First one I thought of, laugh out loud!

16. How to Train Your Dragon

    

    I've never thought the title took itself so seriously.

    If anyone doesn't get this, they shouldn't be on this list.

    I never thought a title like that could be so funny.

17. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    

    This sounds like a porn about an old guy... sleeping giant... Viagra... Get it?

    Whenever I see this title, I think of the BJ instructor from Old School.

18. The Nut Job

    

19. Boy Eats Girl

    

    This is a zombie-comedy, and when I heard the title, my perverted mind came to play.

20. 2 Guns

    

21. Blow

    

22. Sex, Lies, and Videotape

    

23. Booty Call

    

24. Superbad

    

    The naughtiest girl ever gets her punishment.

25. Naked in New York

    

26. Get Hard

    

27. Orgazmo