Top 10 Movie Titles Most Easily Mistaken as Porn Titles

The Top Ten
1 Freddy Got Fingered

Since Freddy is a guy and he got fingered, does that mean he's gay?

I always thought that meant someone shot the middle finger at him.

2 Black Snake Moan
3 Deep Impact
4 XXX

It's obviously like a porn title, Vin Diesel...

The rating for X-rated movies is too damn high!

5 Fast & Furious
6 Raging Bull
7 The Thing

I couldn't stop laughing when I found this.

And you couldn't stop crying after that.

8 Snatch

Come on, it's pretty self-explanatory, isn't it?

9 Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

This sounds like a porn about an old guy... sleeping giant... Viagra... Get it?

Whenever I see this title, I think of the BJ instructor from Old School.

10 Sex and the City

I agree! When I was young and first heard the title "Sex and the City," I was like, "Whoa! How did television get away with broadcasting that title?"

Just listening to this title makes me think of a city wide orgy

The Contenders
11 2 Guns
12 Boy Eats Girl

This is a zombie-comedy and when I heard the title my perverted mind came to play.

13 Free Willy

Randolph: You must have something special, that's why Willy didn't eat you up. Maybe high blood, medicine roots.
Jesse: No way.
Randolph: Then you're just one lucky little white boy, you like the sound of that better?

That made me laugh. Can you imagine how wrong all the quotes in the original movie would sound?

First one I thought of, laugh out loud!

14 Babes In Toyland
15 Octopussy

This is a James Bond movie/book, for those of you confused.

Bond with a pet octopus with a vagina, I presumed.

What the heck kind of title is this?!

16 Toy Story

I now notice just how many toys he had! Holy crap! The sad thing is that in the end, he gave them all to a little girl. Maybe she'll play with them just as much as he did.

I bet Andy's mom has the same name as Andy's toys: Woody and Buzz.

17 Booty Call
18 How to Train Your Dragon

I've never thought the title took itself so seriously.

If anyone doesn't get this, they shouldn't be on this list.

I never thought a title like that could be so funny.

19 Child's Play
20 Superbad

The naughtiest girl ever gets her punishment.

21 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
22 Eating Schoolgirls: Osaka Telephone Club
23 The Thin Red Line
24 Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Die Hard movies... They never get old.

25 Mr. Woodcock
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