Best South Park Songs

South Park has had some great musical numbers, but which are the best?
The Top Ten
1 Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch

Who hates this song? It's funny and offensive. There are two versions of the song: the one from Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo and the one from the movie. The one from the movie is way better. The song is also very catchy.

My favorite song. Funny and offensive at the same time. It's impossible to listen to this song and not have a smile on your face.

This is hands down the best song in South Park. It's so catchy, and everyone knows it.

2 Uncle F****

Friendly reminder that Trey had a whole orchestra work on this.

3 Gay Fish

Honestly, most of their songs are hilarious. However, this one never fails to make me smile.

4 Minorities at My Water Park

Eric Cartman singing about minorities in the water park is super funny. Trey Parker really kills it in the musical numbers, especially the ones featuring Cartman.

This song is the best. Catchy as hell, and Cartman has an awesome voice in this.

5 Poker Face

Thanks to Trey Parker for singing the entire song in Cartman's voice.

It's just so great. Should definitely be number one.

Pa pa pa poker face, pa pa poker face.

6 San Diego
7 Blame Canada

Love this song so much.

Blame Canada, Blame Canada. They're not even a real country anyway.

8 Let's Fighting Love

South Park plus anime equals Let's Fighting Love. A true classic South Park song, undisputed.

9 What Would Brian Boitano Do?

This is my favorite song in the whole movie.

10 La Resistance

The song just sounds so determined and courageous, especially during the circumstances.

Like when Sheila and various mothers of the children are declaring war against Canada and trying to kill Terrance and Phillip - the idols of the children who started this resistance - as well as sending Canadians into camps all because the boys watched an R-rated film. Kenny stupidly does the stunt shown in said film and dies, like usual.

Not to mention the greater threat of Saddam Hussein that will rise if Terrance and Phillip get killed for his tyrannical ambitions. The song is just great, especially for a movie with a good overall message.

The Contenders
11 Chocolate Salty Balls

Say, everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown.

It sounds like his balls are food.

12 In My Safe Space
13 Merry F****** Christmas
14 South Park Theme
15 Where My Country Gone?
16 Mountain Town

I love the most offensive song ever, but Mountain Town won't leave my head.

Because Terrance and Phillip are sweet (super sweet).

17 Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Sit on the toilet here he comes. Squeeze him between your festive buns.

18 Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (Version With Kyle and His Friends)

This just slaps a little too hard, bro.

19 Put It Down

Extremely catchy with a nice message, too.

20 Mountain Town (Reprise)
21 You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do
22 The Most Offensive Song Ever
23 Make Bullying Kill Itself

So catchy yet hilarious. I love South Park.

24 It's Easy, Mmm'kay

Step 1: Instead of ass, say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole.

25 Ballad of Paris Hilton
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