Top Ten Cheesiest Song Lyrics
Some songs can have rather questionable lyrics that would either make your head shake or just have you laughing in disbelief on how bad and cheesy they could sound. Go ahead and explain what song cringes you the most?
Derogatory term aside, is that even an appropriate song to play for someone's birthday in the first place? Also, that naming choice is so uninspired and bland. Calling someone "Big Booty" because, well, she has a big booty? You've got to be really uncreative for that one, 2 Chainz.
Honestly, I think most of these are just plain awful lyrics rather than necessarily cheesy ones.
The funny thing is, most of the people who like this song think these are deep, meaningful lyrics.
Either this is a break-up song, or this song is talking about necrophilia. Well then, I guess sexual intercourse can apparently resurrect someone. God, what a terrible song this is, and so is the album it came from.
Don't forget the one from "Bloodstream" about him being "f-ed up, faded, and so complicated." That one is a real doozy.
Just thinking that the singer could even hold a date for that long is surprising...
Am I supposed to believe there are dolphins swimming under my heart? Does a mammal generate my heartbeat? LFO was a band that people were really into during the early 2000s, so this song was common back then. It might have been cool for its time, but now, it has aged badly. Its lyrical content becomes laughable once you start dissecting it.
LFO in general have garbage lyrics.
Wow. What a way to start your song, Jake Paul. You set a new record for cringing out most of your listeners at the same time.
I get that he was in Bizaardvark, a Disney Channel show, but did we really need an opening line where Jake flat-out says "Disney Channel flow"?
And now we have another example of why Disney Channel stars usually turn out badly in the long run.
What? (I'm misspelling that on purpose). This lyric is just SO cheesy! It doesn't even make sense!
Could you get any more pretentious? Comparing loving someone to getting high on drugs via acronyms is such a pathetic and unnecessary move. Then again, epic cheesiness is what's expected from bro-country songs these days.
This is why the country music gag is prominent on many profile pictures.
I do like Simple Plan, and yes, there are some genuinely good songs in their earlier discographies. This song, however, is bad, plain and simple. It disappoints me because, at a time when we expect bands to mature with their lyrics, Simple Plan seems to have regressed. Many love songs are cheesy, but they can still be enjoyable or even good. With Simple Plan, a band that's been around for a decade since the release of their debut album, I expect maturity, not this.
Sounds like a frat boy trying to be all sexy but just coming off as embarrassing in the end.
This has got to be one of the most basic and uninspired paradoxes I've ever heard. But hey, it does give most of us a pretty good laugh, so that's a plus. I hope Hilary Duff has taken lessons to improve her songwriting. Considering this is about a decade old, she might feel embarrassed by this track now.
Isn't this a parody of "with the lights out, it's less dangerous"?
She and 2 Chainz should collaborate and make the best-written song of all time.
What? This gives me more reasons to dislike this artist. Also, it sounds like something from a really bad Irish folk song.
I love Shakira, her voice, and her music, but I hate these lyrics. God, the song is great too.
I... didn't expect this from Shakira.
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Wow, they really name-dropped and referenced a Bible story in a Barbie movie... By the way, this song is from Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper if you're wondering which Barbie movie this is from.
What exactly are those lyrics? Why wasn't this here before?
Some of the cheesiest, most perverted lyrics from a usually decent artist.
That was molestation and perverted.
I like this song. It is a highlight in Bruno's discography. But yeah, this lyric makes me chuckle. Bruno Mars is literally putting himself in a lose-lose situation.
That's not gonna save the girl. You're just both gonna end up killing yourselves...
I'm hoping women don't find suicidal remarks in their favor attractive.
Okay, some Pitbull songs can be enjoyable to an extent, but there's a limit to how cheesy one can get. And my God, Pitbull really pushes that limit here. I don't care about taking a picture with a Kodak! It's honestly irrelevant to the song you're rapping on anyway.
What's worse about this line is that Kodak was already outdated before this song was made. Get with the times, Pitbull!
Stop trying to pull math into dirty lyrics!
In terms of math itself, she is partially correct that the square root of 69 is 8 something. It's 8.30662382292... I looked that up, and the three dots mean there are more digits because it's an irrational number, as it isn't a perfect square.
I'm no math expert, but square rooting numbers isn't hard at all in later math years. And yes, I know the square root of 64 is 8, but what does this have to do with figuring out someone's name? That's what makes this line even more out of place, to be honest.
This is gross and cheesy at the same time.
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt.
Autotune was new before Kanye West and T-Pain made it more popular in the music industry. Shawty!
I like Bruno, but this lyric is still cheesy.
