Top Ten Cheesiest Song Lyrics

Some songs can have rather questionable lyrics that would either make your head shake or just have you laughing in disbelief on how bad and cheesy they could sound. Go ahead and explain what song cringes you the most?
The Top Ten
1 "She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty - Birthday Song (2 Chainz)

Derogatory term aside, is that even an appropriate song to play for someone's birthday to begin with? Also, that naming choice is so uninspired and bland. Calling someone "Big Booty" because, well, she has a big booty. You've got top be really uncreative on that one 2 Chainz.

Honestly I think most of these are just plain awful lyrics rather than necessarily cheesy ones.

The funny thing is, most of the people who like this song think these are deep, meaningful lyrics.

2 "She wants to break up every night. Then tries to F**k me back to life" - Break Up Every Night (The Chainsmokers)

Either this is a break-up song, or that this song is talking about necrophilia. Well then, I guess sexual intercourse can apparently resurrect someone. God what a terrible song it is, and so is the album that it came from.

Don't forget the one from Bloodstream about him being "f-ed up, faded, and so complicated". That one is a real doozy.

Just to think that the singer could even hold a date for that long...

3 "Sometimes we swim around, like the Dolphins in the Ocean of our Hearts" Every Other Time (LFO)

Am I supposed to believe there are dolphins swimming under my heart? Does a mammal generate my heartbeat? And LFO was a band that people would crave over during the early 2000s, so this song was a common occurrence. It was cool for its time (I suppose), but now, its aged badly and its lyrical content is now a laughing stock once you start dissecting it.

You do realize the guy who sang this is dead, right?

LFO in general have garbage lyrics.

4 "It's Everyday Bro with that Disney Channel flow" - It's Everyday Bro (Jake Paul)

Wow. What a way to start up your song Jake Paul. You made a new record, and cringed most of your listeners at the same time.

I get it that he was in Bizzardvark, which is a Disney Channel show, but do we really need an opening line that has Jake flat out say "Disney Channel flow"?

And now we have another example of why Disney channel stars usually turn out bad in the long run.

What? (I'm misspelling that on purpose). This lyric is just SO Cheesy! It doesn't even make sense! :P

5 "Holy (3x) and I'm High On Loving You" - H.O.L.Y. (Florida Georgia Line)

Can't you get any more pretentious. Comparing loving someone to getting high on drugs via acronyms is such a pathetic and unnecessary move. Then again, epic chessiness is what is expected in Bro Country songs these days.

This is why the country music gag is prominent on Many profile pictures

6 "You make my crazy little heart go Boom!" - Boom (Simple Plan)

I do like Simple Plan, and yes,there are some genuinely good songs in their earlier discographies. This song is bad, plain and simple, and it disappoints me because in a time where we have come to expect bands to mature with lyrics, Simple Plan have apparently regressed. Many love songs are cheesy, but they can be enjoyable or even good songs. With Simple Plan, a band that's been around for a decade since the release of their debut album, I expect maturity, not this.

7 "Me plus you, that equals better equations, we must do subtraction of your clothes" - Riverside (Let's Go) (Sidney Samson ft Wizard Sleeve)

Sounds like a frat boy trying to be all sexy and just coming off as embarrassing in the end.

8 "If the light is off, then it isn't on" - So Yesterday (Hilary Duff)

That has gotta be the most basic and uninspired paradoxes I've ever heard. But hey, it does present a pretty good laugh for most of us, so that's a plus. I hope Hilary Duff is taking lessons to better herself. Considering this is about a decade old, she might feel embarrassed about this track.

Isn't this a parody of "with the lights out, it's less dangerous"?

Her and 2 Chainz should colab and make the best written song of all time.

9 "No ONE can ever take them down; the power lies on their SIY-E-IY-E-IY-E-IY-E-IY-E-YIDDDE!" - Power Rangers Theme Song (Super Sentai)
10 "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" - Shakira, Whenever, Wherever

What? Giving me more reasons to hate this artist. Also sounds like something from a really bad Irish folk song.

I love Shakira, her voice, and her music, but I hate these lyrics. God the song is great too.

I... didn't expect this from Shakira.

The Contenders
11 "I'm never gonna dance again; my guilty feet have got no rhythm; though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool" - Careless Whisper (George Michael)
12 "My style is dope, phat in which today we're gonna bake a cake that looks rich!" - Cheap Cheap's Rap (Parappa The Rapper)
13 "Last night you were in my room, and now my bedsheets smell like you; every day discovering something brand new; I'm in love with the shape of you" - Shape Of You (Ed Sheeran)

Wow! I'm flattered that you love my body so mu...wait, how do you know the exact diameter of my boobs?

Some of the cheesiest, most perverted lyrics from a usually decent artist.

That was molestation and perverted.

14 "He has no style, he has no grace; this clown has a FUNNY face!" - DK Rap (Nintendo)
15 "I’d jump in front of a train for ya" - Grenade (Bruno Mars)

I like this song, it is a highlight in Bruno's discography. But yeah, this lyric makes me chuckle. Bruno Mars is literally putting himself in a lose-lose situation.

That's not gonna save the girl, you're just both gonna end up killing yourselves...

I'm hoping women don't find suicidal remarks in their favor attractive

16 "Me not working hard? Yea right! Picture that with a Kodak. And better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak." Give Me Everything (Pitbull)

Okay, some Pitbull songs can be enjoyable to an extent, but there's a measure to how cheesy one could get. And my God, Pitbull displays a whole lot of materialism right there. I don't care about taking a picture with a Kodak! Its honestly irrelevant for the song that you're rapping on anyway.

What's worse about this line is that Kodak has been outdated before this song was made. Get with the times Pitbull!

17 "The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? Cause I've been tryna work it out." - What's My Name? (Rihanna)

Stop trying to pull math into dirty lyrics!
In terms of math itself. She is partially correct that the square root of 69 is 8 something. It's 8.30662382292...
I looked that up and the three dots means more and more numbers because it's an irrational number for the fact that it isn't a perfect square.

I'm no Maths expert, but square rooting numbers isn't hard at all during your later Math years. And yes, I know the square root to 8 is 64, but what does this have to do with figuring out someone's name? That's what makes this line more out of place to be honest.

18 "As the music dies, something in your eyes calls to mind a silver screen, and all its sad goodbyes" - Careless Whisper (George Michael)
19 "And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow UP and kill this man" - Achy Breaky Heart (Billy Ray Cyrus)
20 "Noah's Ark should've had a cat like yoooouuuuu....." - The Cat's Meow (Juile Stevens)

Wow, they really name-dropped and referenced a Bible story in a Barbie movie...
by the way, this song is from Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper if you're wondering which Barbie movie this song came from.

21 "Girl, you know I want your love; your love was handmade for some BODY like me!" - Shape Of You (Ed Sheeran)

This is gross and cheesy at the same time.

22 "Ooh, look what you made me do, look what you made me do, look what you just made me do, look what you just made me" - Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor Swift)

This lyric is fine, but how she sounds, just wow.

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt

23 "Do You Belieeeve in Life After Love?" - Believe (Cher)

Autotune was new before Kanye West and T-Pain made Autotune more popular in the music industry. Shawty!

24 "And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, cause girl, you're amazing, JUST THE WAY YOU ARE" - Just The Way You Are (Bruno Mars)

I like Bruno, but this lyric is still cheesy.

25 "R, B, Rebecca BLACK! So chillin' in the front side; in the back seat, I'm drah-vin, cruisin! FAST LANE, SWITCHING LANES, with a car at my side!" - Friday (Rebecca Black)
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