Funniest Misheard Lyrics in Songs

The Top Ten
1 "If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like fish", Payphone - Maroon 5
2 "Bake that bunny, watch it burn", Counting Stars - One Republic

The new theme song for Fatal Attraction.

3 "Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon", Complicated - Avril Lavigne

I can't hear her saying that in the song at all, I'm still hearing the original lyrics, "Honesty and promise me I'm never going find you fake it"

4 "Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane", Blank Space - Taylor Swift

This is what I hear:
Misheard: Got a lot of Starbucks Lovers
Lyric: Got a lot of a e x lovers.
I also heard "And with the nasty bar (or bra, or scar)

This song was sponsored by...

Yes this is just brilliant I love it

5 "I wanna shut down the clown with you", Wild Ones - Flo Rida "I wanna shut down the clown with you"
6 "Feel the Russian through you from your head to your toes", Sing - Ed Sheeran
7 "What the f***? Why?", The Heart Wants What It Wants - Selena Gomez
8 "I might be young, but I ain't stupid, talking to the tacos with your tongue", Lips are Movin - Meghan Trainor

Yeah, those tacos have the most interesting conversations.

9 "So we put our hands up like the silly can holders", Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
10 "Sometimes I need to pee alone", Kendrick Lamar - B***h, Don't Kill My Vibe

Who pees with people around? Lol

The Newcomers

? "You show them pretty, if I had a taco baby, it would be you", Tonight (I'm Loving You) - Enrique Iglesias
The Contenders
11 "Keep up, we're the porn stars.", Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
12 "Honeydew, honeydew, honeydew", Where Are U Now - Skrillex & Diplo
13 "I'm a lion, I'm a vinyl, I'm a Skittle, I'm a Lighter. Yay!", Smells like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

It's actually
I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl!
I'm a skittle! I'm a BEETLE!

So, what are you, exactly? No, no, Choose one please

Well, your records sucked, so you’re your own record?

14 "Can't you see that I'm the one who wants to stab you?", You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
15 "I Chop My Penis Off", No Time - Playboi Carti

That's Playboi Carti's fault for mumbling too much.

16 "Tonight We'll Just Get Drunk, Disturb the Bees", the Other Side - Jason Derulo
17 "I'm Blue If I Was Green I Would Die, and I Would Beat Off a Guy", Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65

I hear “I’m blue Aberdeen I will die in Aberdeen I will die...”
- TheDuttyGyal

18 I'm Gaaaaaaay, i Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic at the Disco
19 "I Watched My Grandpa Say Penis", Bout My Business - NBA Youngboy

If I'm not wrong I think he said "save pennies"

20 "Take Me Away to Planet Gay", Pocketful of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield

Take me away to planaday!
- TheDuttyGyal

21 "Throw Up on Mexican Monkeys", Get Lucky - Daft Punk
22 "That Girl is a Real Round Pizza" Black Beatles - Rae Sremmurd

So you’re calling her fat? How rude!

I've genuinely seen people make this mistake!

23 "You Got an Erection, Didn't You", Blue Orchid - White Stripes
24 "Think of Batman pooping snakes", You Can Fly - Peter Pan

And how is that supposed to help you fly?

25 "House so empty need a centipede", Starboy - The Weeknd

The weeknd good

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