Top Ten Stupidest Songs

The Top Ten
1 Baby - Justin Bieber


I knew it. I knew this pathetic excuse for a song would be Number 1 on this list. I'm actually quite surprised it's not #1 on EVERYONE'S list!

I only need one word to describe a song like this: DISGUSTING! I couldn't even watch the video for 5 seconds, let alone the 5 or however many minutes it ran for.

Justin, music just isn't your thang! So, just give up and work at McDonald's.

Baby, baby, baby uh... This kid repeats the same thing like a broken radio..

The first time I heard my friend singing that... I thought I've heard the lamest, most boring thing ever.

I only like That Power. This song is so repetitive. I'd rather climb up Mount Everest in -80 degrees with really annoying little kids than listen to this dumb song. I swear, John Lennon probably woke up in his grave and said "What the heck is this crap? " laugh out loud

2 Friday - Rebecca Black

This song will never be good, first time I heard it I was laughing my @$$ off so hard then I realized she was actually trying and I started laughing ever harder. First time I heard it I thought it was a joke so that's then I listened to it again and my ears felt like they were bleeding I ran screaming into my room yelling "turn it off, turn it off"

This song makes me want to rip my ears of of my head. All she does is repeat, and repeat the dumbest lyrics on Earth, and the autotune certainly isn't helping the song either. She herself isn't the problem, it's the song.

! Today is Friday tomorrow is Saturday next day is Sunday! Thanks Rebecca now I know my days of the week! This song is so stupid! In the video she sings "which seat should I take? " And there is 1 seat left dumbass!

3 The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

This song needs to rot in a hole like a "dead fox". I don't see how anyone and tolerate this song. It makes Gangnam style and "Baby" look like a masterpiece. I know this isn't a serious song or anything but what went through the dudes head when he made this horrible song. The point of the song is "what does the fox say" and I KNEW it would be horrible from the title. It's just a furry singing about what the fox "says". It's terrible I couldn't even make it through the song when I first watched it. It's just a terrible song that's just made me want to smash my computer.

Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are in the first 2 spots. But I voted for this song as I never had the dissatisfaction of hearing a lot of people sing those yet everywhere I turned people were singing this song and I hated them for it. This song deserves the number 1 spot if you ask me

I think we get it... Ylvis obviously doesn't know what a fox says so they choose to make a whole bunch of obnoxious noises to some how make their way up to number 1 on the billboards for quiet some time.

4 Barbie Girl - Aqua

All I can say is, why the hell is rihanna's song up there. I love umbrella. It doesn't make any sense to me! Ok, now to this song... I don't really like it, but it's not that bad.

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, that's fantastic and my boobs are plastic."
"If youl'll wash my hair, I'll hit you with my chair"
Yes, pretty stupid song.

Another one-hit wonder made another annoying song just to capitalize off of popular culture.

5 The Best of Both Worlds - Hannah Montana

She took Van Halen's title! How could she! I voted this song because of that, even though I've never heard this robot!

You mean the worst of both hells.

This song is the stupiest I've ever heard. Miley Cyrus is so not - talented.

6 I Love the Smelly Feet (Submarine Man)

Every Submarine Man song or other joke songs are just plain stupid.

What a piece of crap.

7 I Wanna F*** a Dog In the A** - Blink-182

This song is hilarious, it is a joke. This song is meant to be bad and is clever because it is trying to be dumb. In reality, the singer actually loves dogs and would never do that, it was just made for humor.

That is a horrible way to think. I cannot believe anyone could even think about that, let alone make a song about it.

It's really sad this song even exists. Why would ANY sane person want to do this to a dog?!?!

8 We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift

I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And me, falling for a screaming that I'm right
And you, will hide away and find your piece of mine
With some indie record that's much cooler than mine -

Do I really have to Say something to this Crap?

I do not agree with your opinions, I believe this song is good. It mag seem like the lyrics are very poopy, but they uncover a deeper meaning when you listen to the rest of RED.

I have a huge disliking to taylor swift, she humiliated harry styles (who I love very much) she honestly cannot sing, and all her songs are about breakups, ahh boring! Get something new to sing about! :))

9 Hot Problems - Double Take

I could actually tolerate Friday but I could not make past a minute of this atrocity without anti depressants.

Was anybody else holding they get into a car crash, the first time they watched this video?

If you think this is music, you should get your ears and your brain checked.

10 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Seeing 30 Seconds to Mars above, let alone on the same list as any song by Nicki Minaj is quite frankly insulting.
This song is garbage in it's purest form. Horrible rapping with random computer noises and nonsensical lyrics does not a good song make.

I haven't heard this yet, but it sounds really stupid.
First of all, why would you make a song with this title? Little children listen to the radio, and we definitely don't need them hearing this.

Second, people already look at the song title and say, "I don't wanna listen to this."

This should be at the top of the list, to be honest

This song is terrible. Not only is it repetitive with it's monotonous lyrics, it is also an extremely bad influence on today's highly susceptible generation.

The Contenders
11 Umbrella - Rihanna

The only thing I don't like about it is Rihanna's singing, this song was originally written for Mary J. Blige but was given to Rihanna, if Mary had sang it it would be more listenable. Rihanna's voice is just cancer.

I don't know how it managed to stay at the number 1 spot for 10 weeks! I don't completely hate the song but I think it's very overrated

Rihanna... No one cares about your relationship with jay-Z, or Eminem, we only give sympathy to you because of Chris Brown.

12 Girlfriend - Kabbage Boy

"Do you ever feel like you were born too late, like you should have been born earlier, when the music was...REAL? "

"You mean, like...the 70s? "

" EARLY 70s."

The fact that he spells Cabbage with a K already gives off a hint that this song is stupid and dumb.

Even by parody standards, this song is hilariously and intentionally retarded beyond belief.

13 Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

This song is HORRIBLE. It is proof that not all terrible music comes from the 2010s.

Easily the worst song ever.

14 Watch Me - Silento

I can't name any other song as overrated as this pile of pure garbage. It displays absolutely no talent or originality whatsoever and the vocals are just plain lazy. The dance isn't any better either, by the way.

Most annoying song to listen to your friends "sing" and has the worst dances moves ever.

This websites logic:

A song by Metallica and DragonForce is more stupid than this... great logic (Sarcasm)

15 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha

More like bad bad bad

16 Gucci Gang - Lil Pump

This song is extremely overrated. Not to mention all the cussing and sex refs. It sounds like he/they're just objecting women to be sex objects.

Man pulls up at hotel in a Lamborghini gallerado so he can repeat the same thing over and over, walk a tiger down a school hallway and talk about clothes sex and drugs. this might be a step down from mans not hot! (both are rubbish.)

Bunch of drug idiots is all I can hear.

17 Crank That - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

The most garbadge and over rated piece of crap ever. This song makes no sense. Soulja Boy is not even real rap, it's more like carrying some garbadge down the street.

Vapid in the extreme.

18 Ebay - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird al's songs are supposed to be funny and they are jokes. It's not a serious song.

Weird al shall not be on this list. Whoever put this on is an idiot

This was put on here while someone was drugged out, right?

19 Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

This is a very good song.

20 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

There really isn't a thing creative about this song. All she did was rap over a Sir-Mix-a-lot track. Rap is so wack these days. Where is Lauryn Hill and Eve?

Could you believe this song got nominated for a Grammy?

This song is so stupid. Why are songs like this so popular.

21 Cyanide - Metallica

I hate this song! (But then again, I do hate Metallica in general) and to the dude before me, you do realize, that you had to vote for this song before you could share your opinion, right? If you ask me, I'd say that's pretty counter-productive.

This song rocks whoever put this on here does not know good music

22 Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

Ok first of all this is a good song, it explains young love and what it are the only one that doesn't love this song!

This is a good song!

23 Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

The song is brilliant and beautiful, it's the video that gives it a bad rep.

Music video is stupid. This song has a meaning to it and sounds decent.

This is the stupedest song ever no one can physically be a wrecking ball!

24 Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart

No, because you outdid Chicago in terms of selling out in the seventies. Never perform this again, Rod.

No. You look like a 100 year old pedo. Go to the doctor, you seem to have a sore throat

No I don't and if any body thinks you are I would be pretty surprised

25 Bodak Yellow - Cardi B

I don't dance now
I make money moves
Say what the heck is
with the song title I choosed?

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