Top 10 Stupidest Songs of All Time

The Top Ten
1 Baby - Justin Bieber


I knew it. I knew this pathetic excuse for a song would be number 1 on this list. I'm actually quite surprised it's not #1 on everyone's list!

I only need one word to describe a song like this: disgusting! I couldn't even watch the video for 5 seconds, let alone the 5 or however many minutes it ran for.

Justin, music just isn't your thing! So, just give up and work at McDonald's.

Baby, baby, baby uh... This kid repeats the same thing like a broken radio.

The first time I heard my friend singing that... I thought I've heard the lamest, most boring thing ever.

2 Friday - Rebecca Black

This song will never be good. The first time I heard it, I was laughing so hard. Then I realized she was actually trying, and I started laughing even harder. The first time I heard it, I thought it was a joke. That's when I listened to it again, and my ears felt like they were bleeding. I ran screaming into my room yelling, "Turn it off, turn it off."

This song makes me want to rip my ears off my head. All she does is repeat, and repeat the dumbest lyrics on Earth, and the autotune certainly isn't helping the song either. She herself isn't the problem. It's the song.

3 The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

This song needs to rot in a hole like a "dead fox". I don't see how anyone can tolerate this song. It makes Gangnam Style and "Baby" look like masterpieces. I know this isn't a serious song or anything, but what went through the dude's head when he made this horrible song? The point of the song is "what does the fox say", and I knew it would be horrible from the title. It's just a furry singing about what the fox "says". It's terrible. I couldn't even make it through the song when I first watched it. It's just a terrible song that just made me want to smash my computer.

4 Barbie Girl - Aqua

All I can say is, why the hell is Rihanna's song up there? I love Umbrella. It doesn't make any sense to me! Okay, now to this song... I don't really like it, but it's not that bad.

"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, that's fantastic and my boobs are plastic."
"If you'll wash my hair, I'll hit you with my chair."
Yes, pretty stupid song.

Another one-hit wonder made another annoying song just to capitalize off of popular culture.

5 The Best of Both Worlds - Hannah Montana

She took Van Halen's title! How could she! I voted for this song because of that, even though I've never heard this song!

You mean the worst of both hells.

This song is the stupidest I've ever heard. Miley Cyrus is so not talented.

6 I Love the Smelly Feet (Submarine Man)

Every Submarine Man song or other joke songs are just plain stupid.

7 I Wanna F*** a Dog In the A** - Blink-182

This song is hilarious. It is a joke. The song is meant to be bad and is clever because it is trying to be dumb. In reality, the singer actually loves dogs and would never do that. It was just made for humor.

That is a horrible way to think. I cannot believe anyone could even think about that, let alone make a song about it.

It's really sad this song even exists. Why would ANY sane person want to do this to a dog?!?!

8 We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift

I have a huge disliking for Taylor Swift. She humiliated Harry Styles (who I love very much). She honestly cannot sing, and all her songs are about breakups. Ah, boring! Get something new to sing about!

Why can't she sing about something other than her exes?

I like the song a bit, but it's so overrated.

9 Hot Problems - Double Take

I could actually tolerate Friday, but I could not make it past a minute of this atrocity without antidepressants.

Was anybody else hoping they get into a car crash, the first time they watched this video?

If you think this is music, you should get your ears and your brain checked.

10 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Seeing 30 Seconds to Mars above, let alone on the same list as any song by Nicki Minaj, is quite frankly insulting. This song is garbage in its purest form. Horrible rapping with random computer noises and nonsensical lyrics does not make a good song.

I haven't heard this yet, but it sounds really stupid. First of all, why would you make a song with this title? Little children listen to the radio, and we definitely don't need them hearing this.

Second, people already look at the song title and say, "I don't want to listen to this."

This should be at the top of the list, to be honest.

The Contenders
11 Umbrella - Rihanna

The only thing I don't like about it is Rihanna's singing. This song was originally written for Mary J. Blige but was given to Rihanna. If Mary had sung it, it would be more listenable. Rihanna's voice is just unbearable.

I don't know how it managed to stay at the number 1 spot for 10 weeks! I don't completely hate the song, but I think it's very overrated.

Rihanna... No one cares about your relationship with Jay-Z or Eminem. We only give sympathy to you because of Chris Brown.

12 Girlfriend - Kabbage Boy

"Do you ever feel like you were born too late, like you should have been born earlier, when the music was...REAL?"

"You mean, like...the 70s?"

" EARLY 70s."

The fact that he spells Cabbage with a K already gives off a hint that this song is stupid and dumb.

Even by parody standards, this song is hilariously and intentionally ridiculous beyond belief.

13 Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

This song is HORRIBLE. It is proof that not all terrible music comes from the 2010s.

14 Watch Me - Silento

I can't name any other song as overrated as this pile of pure garbage. It displays absolutely no talent or originality whatsoever, and the vocals are just plain lazy. The dance isn't any better either, by the way.

Most annoying song to listen to your friends "sing" and has the worst dance moves ever.

This website's logic:

A song by Metallica and DragonForce is more stupid than this... great logic (Sarcasm)

15 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha
16 Gucci Gang - Lil Pump

This song is extremely overrated. Not to mention all the cussing and sex references. It sounds like he/they're just objectifying women to be sex objects.

A man pulls up at a hotel in a Lamborghini Gallardo so he can repeat the same thing over and over, walk a tiger down a school hallway, and talk about clothes, sex, and drugs. This might be a step down from Man's Not Hot! (Both are rubbish.)

Bunch of drug idiots is all I can hear.

17 Crank That - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

The most garbage and overrated piece of crap ever. This song makes no sense. Soulja Boy is not even real rap. It's more like carrying some garbage down the street.

18 Ebay - "Weird Al" Yankovic

All "Weird Al" songs are parodies. They're meant to be stupid and funny.

19 Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
20 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

There really isn't anything creative about this song. All she did was rap over a Sir Mix-a-Lot track. Rap is so wack these days. Where is Lauryn Hill and Eve?

Could you believe this song got nominated for a Grammy?

This song is so stupid. Why are songs like this so popular?

21 Cyanide - Metallica

I hate this song! (But then again, I do hate Metallica in general.) And to the dude before me, you do realize that you had to vote for this song before you could share your opinion, right? If you ask me, I'd say that's pretty counter-productive.

22 Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

Ok, first of all, this is a good song. It explains young love and what it means. You are the only one that doesn't love this song!

23 Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

This is the stupidest song ever. No one can physically be a wrecking ball!

I don't have a problem with this song. Just the video is really disturbing.

24 Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart

No, because you outdid Chicago in terms of selling out in the seventies. Never perform this again, Rod.

No, you look like a 100-year-old pedo. Go to the doctor. You seem to have a sore throat.

No, I don't, and if anybody thinks you are, I would be pretty surprised.

25 Bodak Yellow - Cardi B

I don't dance now
I make money moves
Say what the heck is
with the song title I chose?

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