Top Ten Reasons Why Barney Is Bad for Kids

The Top Ten Reasons Why Barney Is Bad for Kids

1 He encourages them to like strangers

When Sora comes to the house which has Barney doll inside it. So, Sora can slay this nobody (Barney).

Shrek can kill this purple abomination!

He likes anyone he sees

2 He implies if you are not happy you are bad

Sora from Kingdom Hearts is better than Barney because he has emotions like: when he wants to grab Kairi's right hand to go back to home with him but he becomes sad because Kairi has gone without him.

Sesame Street teaches about all emotions! (looking at you Barney! )

3 He always eats junk food

That's so true

No way, don't tell me I like ice cream, pizza and mac and cheese just because of this! D:

I will regret this! Or probably because of my dad. Not Barney...

Grrr... Goku, Seiya, Yusuke, Gon, Luffy, Naruto, Ichigo, Sora, Gintoki, Seta and Kirito can kill this damn fat idiotic purple dinosaur Barney.

Barney makes Eric Cartman and Mr. Krabs look slim.

4 He encourages kids to go to pedophiles

*Sigh* when will you realise that Barney is not a pedophile, it was Max who was one of the adults who cared for The Tweenies. Max impersonated Jimmy Saville 28 March 2001 episode Favourite Songs. Get it into your head. Will you? No

Sora hates this damn pedophile Barney.

Sora hates this damn Pedophile Barney the dinosaur.

How exactly does Barney do it?

5 There are kids of different ages but they all act the same

I actually like the kids including the Backyard Gang. They're way more smarter than Barney himself.

The childrens in Barney are act like a group of idiots.

Yeah, why can’t there be some kids on the show who dislikes Barney? ~VioletMoon

6 He has the number of Satan

Er that's Anti-Barney humor. Not the real Barney.
Its like Baloney and Kids on Animaniacs which I watched when I was little not Barney and Friends.

Barney is not bad excuse me since I was kid I watching barney's CD I love him so much!

Barney = 666 Joke: CVte PVrple DinosaVr

Barney is cute purple dinosaur. So, the Ancient Romes didn't use U instead of V. So, becomes this. CVte pVrpLe DInosaVr and then the letters aren't roman numerals are removed. CVVLDIV means= 100-5-5-50-500-1-5 and the results will become demon.

7 His songs are pointless

All of Kingdom Hearts songs are better than this damn Barney songs.

All of Kingdom Hearts songs are better than damn Barney songs.

HIS CHILDISH KIDDY SONGS ARE STUPID AND HORRIBLE! IF ALL THE RAINDROPS, HAVE A SNACK!, IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, THE I LOVE YOU SONG AMONG OTHERS!? THESE SONGS ARE BEYOND POINTLESS AND STUPID! I SWEAR IF I HEARD ANY OF THESE SONGS I THINK I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!

8 He says cheating is good

Kids will soon commit crimes like fraudulence and counterfeiting because it is okay to cheat they are told

Sora hates Barney. Sora doesn't want cheating because cheating is a negative act.

9 He is creepy looking

Why is Barney TV Y? It should be TV MA! It's a horror show! NEVER show it to kids

Barney, I don't understand why the kids love you. You're horrifying.

Creepy Purple Dinosaur

That's for sure.

10 He swears at kids on live TV

Is this a joke?

True

Apparently he tripped over a rock and said ow my f-ing leg. Another therory is a kid stepped on his tail and he said the f word. He also kept drugs in his tail, way to go.

Get this to number 1
~Madison

The Newcomers

? He spoils kids
? He doesn’t teach kids anything useful

The Contenders

11 He is purple

Just because his body color is a "girls" color doesn't mean we have to hate him for that!

What's wrong with being purple?

Nobody said that purple was a girls colour

I love being purple.

12 Barney has mental issues
13 The kids don’t really know each other

Barney encourages kids to hug complete strangers even those their own age.

14 He teaches kids a lot of bad things

He taught little kids the f word

Barney you're fired

15 Idiots complaining about the show

I sorta like it DOINT JUGE ME OR ELSE I SAID SORTA thank you

16 He is stupid
17 He lives in a world where everyone has to be happy
18 It's a ripoff of Sesame Street

ELMO IS GOING TO BEAT UP BARNEY!

CHEAP, STUPID, AND JUNKY SESAME STREET RIPOFF!

19 His voice is annoying

that voice is so cringing that he says hElLo KiDs WeLcOmE tO mY sHow it's so annoying

20 He teaches kids to do as they are told and not to think for themselves

He doesn’t like anyone who doesn’t conform. That’s why there were never any kids with autism n his show.

21 His friends

Barney's dinosaur friends are same as Barney. I think this group of evil dumb monsters must be killed by us.

22 Part of devil
23 He is dumb
24 He teaches kids that teddy bears are better friends than real people

People are better friends than teddy bears THIS IS ABUSIVE LONELINESS

25 He's creepy

yep

26 He says if you're sad you must eat lots of junk food

Barney is rude dinosaur. We don't want like that. It's rude for us if we sad we must eat any junk foods.

27 Pointless TV watching

Barney and Friends with Teletubbies are pointless shows than Breadwinners and Johnny Test.

28 He is annoying
29 He is making fun of Paleontology

Because of him. People make fun of dinosaurs.

30 He scares kids
31 He's always happy
32 The show is out of touch with reality

It never showed kids how to deal with negative emotions

33 The show is leftist propaganda
34 He is terribly rude when angry
35 It is poorly made
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