Top Ten Reasons Why Barney Is Bad for Kids

The Top Ten
1 He implies if you are not happy you are bad

Sora from Kingdom Hearts is better than Barney because he has emotions like: when he wants to grab Kairi's right hand to go back to home with him but he becomes sad because Kairi has gone without him.

Sesame Street teaches about all emotions! (looking at you Barney! )

2 He always eats junk food

No way, don't tell me I like ice cream, pizza and mac and cheese just because of this! D:

I will regret this! Or probably because of my dad. Not Barney...

3 He encourages them to like strangers

He likes anyone he sees

4 He lives in a world where everyone has to be happy
5 He's always happy
6 He encourages kids to go to pedophiles

How exactly does Barney do it?

7 He says if you're sad you must eat lots of junk food

Barney is rude dinosaur. We don't want like that. It's rude for us if we sad we must eat any junk foods.

8 He doesn’t teach kids anything useful

He's fat ugly teaches kifs bad thing listen to his song back word

9 He is creepy looking

Barney, I don't understand why the kids love you. You're horrifying.

Creepy Purple Dinosaur

That's for sure.

Why is Barney TV Y? It should be TV MA! It's a horror show! NEVER show it to kids

10 His songs are pointless

HIS CHILDISH KIDDY SONGS ARE STUPID AND HORRIBLE! IF ALL THE RAINDROPS, HAVE A SNACK!, IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, THE I LOVE YOU SONG AMONG OTHERS!? THESE SONGS ARE BEYOND POINTLESS AND STUPID! I SWEAR IF I HEARD ANY OF THESE SONGS I THINK I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!

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11 He says cheating is good

Kids will soon commit crimes like fraudulence and counterfeiting because it is okay to cheat they are told

12 He swears at kids on live TV

Apparently he tripped over a rock and said ow my f-ing leg. Another therory is a kid stepped on his tail and he said the f word. He also kept drugs in his tail, way to go.

Is this a joke?

13 He has mental issues
14 He is stupid
15 His voice is annoying

that voice is so cringing that he says hElLo KiDs WeLcOmE tO mY sHow it's so annoying

16 He teaches kids to do as they are told and not to think for themselves
17 He teaches kids that teddy bears are better friends than real people

People are better friends than teddy bears THIS IS ABUSIVE LONELINESS

18 It's a ripoff of Sesame Street
19 He is making fun of Paleontology

Because of him. People make fun of dinosaurs.

20 He scares kids
21 He is terribly rude when angry
22 He spoils kids
23 He’s a pedo
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