Top Ten Reasons Why Barney Is Bad for Kids

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The Top Ten

1 He encourages them to like strangers

When Sora comes to the house which has Barney doll inside it. So, Sora can slay this nobody (Barney). - AldoFitrian

2 He always eats junk food

That's so true

Grrr... Goku, Seiya, Yusuke, Gon, Luffy, Naruto, Ichigo, Sora, Gintoki, Seta and Kirito can kill this damn fat idiotic purple dinosaur Barney. - AldoFitrian

No way, don't tell me I like ice cream, pizza and mac and cheese just because of this! D:

I will regret this! or probably because of my dad. not barney... - Lucy1402

3 He implies if you are not happy you are bad

Sora from Kingdom Hearts is better than Barney because he has emotions like: when he wants to grab Kairi's right hand to go back to home with him but he becomes sad because Kairi has gone without him. - AldoFitrian

Sesame Street teaches about all emotions! (looking at you Barney! )

4 He encourages kids to go to pedophiles

*Sigh* when will you realise that Barney is not a pedophile, it was Max who was one of the adults who cared for The Tweenies. Max impersonated Jimmy Saville 28 March 2001 episode Favourite Songs. Get it into your head. Will you? No

Sora hates this damn pedophile Barney. - AldoFitrian

Sora hates this damn Pedophile Barney the dinosaur. - AldoFitrian

How exactly does Barney do it?

5 There are kids of different ages but they all act the same

The childrens in Barney are act like a group of idiots. - AldoFitrian

Yeah, why can’t there be some kids on the show who dislikes Barney? ~VioletMoon

6 His songs are pointless

All of Kingdom Hearts songs are better than this damn Barney songs. - AldoFitrian

All of Kingdom Hearts songs are better than damn Barney songs. - AldoFitrian

HIS CHILDISH KIDDY SONGS ARE STUPID AND HORRIBLE! IF ALL THE RAINDROPS, HAVE A SNACK!, IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, THE I LOVE YOU SONG AMONG OTHERS!? THESE SONGS ARE BEYOND POINTLESS AND STUPID! I SWEAR IF I HEARD ANY OF THESE SONGS I THINK I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!

7 He says cheating is good

Kids will soon commit crimes like fraudulence and counterfeiting because it is okay to cheat they are told

Sora hates Barney. Sora doesn't want cheating because cheating is a negative act. - AldoFitrian

8 He has the number of Satan

Barney = 666 Joke: CVte PVrple DinosaVr

Barney is cute purple dinosaur. So, the Ancient Romes didn't use U instead of V. So, becomes this. CVte pVrpLe DInosaVr and then the letters aren't roman numerals are removed. CVVLDIV means= 100-5-5-50-500-1-5 and the results will become demon. - AldoFitrian

9 He is creepy looking

That's for sure. - Userguy44

He does bad stuf

10 He swears at kids on live TV

True

Apparently he tripped over a rock and said ow my f-ing leg. Another therory is a kid stepped on his tail and he said the f word. He also kept drugs in his tail, way to go.

The Newcomers

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The Contenders

11 He is purple

Just because his body color is a "girls" color doesn't mean we have to hate him for that! - Lucy1402

What's wrong with being purple?

I love being purple. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

Actually purple is my favorite color. Idiot, how about we make him into a rainbow. Oh wait, douchebags will start saying he’s gay.

12 He lives in a world where everyone has to be happy
13 Barney Has Mental Issues
14 His friends

Barney's dinosaur friends are same as Barney. I think this group of evil dumb monsters must be killed by us. - AldoFitrian

15 Idiots complaining about the show

I sorta like it DOINT JUGE ME OR ELSE I SAID SORTA thank you

16 He teaches kids a lot of bad things

He taught little kids the f word

17 It's a ripoff of Sesame Street

ELMO IS GOING TO BEAT UP BARNEY!

18 His Voice Is Annoying.
19 He says if you're sad you must eat lots of junk food

Barney is rude dinosaur. We don't want like that. It's rude for us if we sad we must eat any junk foods. - AldoFitrian

20 Pointless TV watching

Barney and Friends with Teletubbies are pointless shows than Breadwinners and Johnny Test. - AldoFitrian

21 He is annoying
22 He is stupid
23 Part of devil
24 He is making fun of Paleontology

Because of him. People make fun of dinosaurs.

25 He is dumb
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