Top Ten Reasons Why Unicorns are Better Than People

The Top Ten

1 People hurt you

Can't Unicorns stab you with their horn?

This is a joke list

2 Unicorns are cute

Yeah! They are cute! I wish if they exist in real life

3 People kill animals

Not all of them

4 People are annoying

5 Unicorns makes you happy

6 People are boring

7 Unicorns are colorful

How this list got approved...Quite a mystery, I suppose.

8 People don't want you to be happy

9 People are mean to each other

10 Unicorns are not real

I'm sorry, but this is a dumb reason. I agree there are traits of unicorns that are better than those of people. This reason is dumb because just because they're not real, they're better? Why, is it because there are things that are not real that are cool?

The Contenders

11 Unicorns are cool

12 Unicorns look great with no effort

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