Top Ten Stupidest Songs

The Top Ten

1 Baby - Justin Bieber

Baby, baby, baby uh... This kid repeats the same thing like a broken radio..

The first time I heard my friend singing that... I thought I've heard the lamest, most boring thing ever.

I HATE THIS SONG SOME ONE SHOULD KILL JUSTIN BIEBER SO HE'LL STOP SINGING IT!

He only says the same words over and over again. Not that I hate it or anything, but it lacks variety and artistic quality. Better listen to something else instead. - aeromaxx777

I totally agree baby baby baby oh wow they are the best best lyrics ever not

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2 Friday - Rebecca Black

"It's Friday, Friday, gotta get killed on Friday... "
"Seven A.M. and I go back to sleep. "
"Why have talent when you can become a music artist? "
"It's Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday... "

The worst song ever just repeats itself over and over, autotune doesn't help either but their something intriguing about Rebecca, I saw her in the street and she has a better ass then nicki minaj

This song will never be good, first time I heard it I was laughing my @$$ off so hard then I realized she was actually trying and I started laughing ever harder. First time I heard it I thought it was a joke so that's then I listened to it again and my ears felt like they were bleeding I ran screaming into my room yelling "turn it off, turn it off"

Kill me with this song

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3 Barbie Girl - Aqua

WHEN I HEAR THIS SONG IT MY EARS FEEL LIKE THEY ARE GOING 2 START BLEEDING! - mudvayne95

if you listen to the lyrics its actually saying something important they tried to make the mood more dumb and poppish because that's what stupid blondes listen to and she was singing about that

I'd rather get stuck in a room of vicious dogs for an hour than listen to this twice - hailstorm

The song is stupid but it was just about dumb bimbos.

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4 The Best of Both Worlds - Hannah Montana

You mean the worst of both hells. - MegaToolica

This song makes me want to rip my ears out - a very stupid song sang by a stupid singer - idolangelx13

She took Van Halen's title! How could she! I voted this song because of that, even though I've never heard this robot!

Van Halen rules Hanna Montana drools. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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5 I Wanna F*** a Dog In the A** - Blink-182

Hope you have fun with that, Blink...

This is a song? What the heck is wrong with these writers?! - Garythesnail

This song is hilarious, it is a joke. This song is meant to be bad and is clever because it is trying to be dumb. In reality, the singer actually loves dogs and would never do that, it was just made for humor. - AnimeDrawer

I like blink 182 - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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6 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

This song is terrible. Not only is it repetitive with it's monotonous lyrics, it is also an extremely bad influence on today's highly susceptible generation.

How is it down here this is the dumbest song ever

Seeing 30 Seconds to Mars above, let alone on the same list as any song by Nicki Minaj is quite frankly insulting.
This song is garbage in it's purest form. Horrible rapping with random computer noises and nonsensical lyrics does not a good song make.

This is the worst song I have ever heard. Period.

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7 Girlfriend - Kabbage Boy

"Do you ever feel like you were born too late, like you should have been born earlier, when the music was...REAL? "

"You mean, like...the 70s? "

"EARLIER...like...the EARLY 70s." - xandermartin98

Even by parody standards, this song is hilariously and intentionally retarded beyond belief.

The fact that he spells Cabbage with a K already gives off a hint that this song is stupid and dumb.

"KABBAGE BOY"

8 Hot Problems - Double Take

Was anybody else holding they get into a car crash, the first time they watched this video? - ThatkidwiththeContacts

I could actually tolerate Friday but I could not make past a minute of this atrocity without anti depressants.

If you think this is music, you should get your ears and your brain checked. - allamassal

Great I'm now deaf - MelanieMartinezBAE10

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9 Umbrella - Rihanna

I don't know how it managed to stay at the number 1 spot for 10 weeks! I don't completely hate the song but I think it's very overrated

I despise this song and all of her other songs too! - alexx3

I happen to like this song.. I think its great

The only thing I don't like about it is Rihanna's singing, this song was originally written for Mary J. Blige but was given to Rihanna, if Mary had sang it it would be more listenable. Rihanna's voice is just cancer. - DaWyteNight

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10 Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

This is a good song!

What?._. This is a good song, looks like someone have a bad taste in music.

A pop song that I like. I despise pop. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

Ok first of all this is a good song, it explains young love and what it means...you are the only one that doesn't love this song!

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The Newcomers

? The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

This song needs to rot in a hole like a "dead fox". I don't see how anyone and tolerate this song. It makes Gangnam style and "Baby" look like a masterpiece. I know this isn't a serious song or anything but what went through the dudes head when he made this horrible song. The point of the song is "what does the fox say" and I KNEW it would be horrible from the title. It's just a furry singing about what the fox "says". It's terrible I couldn't even make it through the song when I first watched it. It's just a terrible song that's just made me want to smash my computer.

I think we get it... Ylvis obviously doesn't know what a fox says so they choose to make a whole bunch of obnoxious noises to some how make their way up to number 1 on the billboards for quiet some time.

Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are in the first 2 spots. But I voted for this song as I never had the dissatisfaction of hearing a lot of people sing those yet everywhere I turned people were singing this song and I hated them for it. This song deserves the number 1 spot if you ask me

What The HELL? Is this - B0S5J4M3S

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? Sussudio - Phil Collins

Ordinarily I like Phil Collins but this was one extraordinarily dumb song with a dumb name and a meaning that none of the bimbo disc jockeys could or would explain. I wish I could go back and time and prevent the recording of this piece of trash.

Almost ruined the man's career...

The Contenders

11 Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha

More like bad bad bad - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

12 Crank That - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

I love this song so back off

The most garbadge and over rated piece of crap ever. This song makes no sense. Soulja Boy is not even real rap, it's more like carrying some garbadge down the street.

I LOVE THIS SONG SO BACK OFF

13 Watch Me - Silento

I can't name any other song as overrated as this pile of pure garbage. It displays absolutely no talent or originality whatsoever and the vocals are just plain lazy. The dance isn't any better either, by the way.

This crap needs to be in the top 10 at least - christangrant

Most annoying song to listen to your friends "sing" and has the worst dances moves ever.

O no it is not the 7th worst song. Say that to Silento. DO IT!

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14 Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Who the heck names there self yeah yeah yeahs

This is a very good song.

Who in the world would their yeah yeah yeahs its werid

what - MelanieMartinezBAE10

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15 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Could you believe this song got nominated for a Grammy?

Crappy video and the song is even more weird

There really isn't a thing creative about this song. All she did was rap over a Sir-Mix-a-lot track. Rap is so wack these days. Where is Lauryn Hill and Eve?

This song is so stupid. Why are songs like this so popular.

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16 We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift

I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And me, falling for a screaming that I'm right
And you, will hide away and find your piece of mine
With some indie record that's much cooler than mine -

Do I really have to Say something to this Crap?

I will never like this song, like ever

What's the point of having a boyfriend Taylor if you know your just gonna make another song about your big brake up

Why can't she sing about something other than her exes?

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17 Ebay - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird al shall not be on this list. Whoever put this on is an idiot

Weird al's songs are supposed to be funny and they are jokes. It's not a serious song. - SammySpore

Yeah I truly can't stand weird al a lot but his songs are supposed to be funny not serious I mean wake up bro

WHAT! Weird Al is awesome. The real version of the song he parodied sucks. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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18 Cyanide - Metallica

I hate this song! (But then again, I do hate Metallica in general) and to the dude before me, you do realize, that you had to vote for this song before you could share your opinion, right? If you ask me, I'd say that's pretty counter-productive.

Nope this ain't stupid - christangrant

Metallica is awesome - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

Good as a chemical not as a song

19 Gucci Gang - Lil Pump

Man pulls up at hotel in a Lamborghini gallerado so he can repeat the same thing over and over, walk a tiger down a school hallway and talk about clothes sex and drugs. this might be a step down from mans not hot! (both are rubbish.)

HELP ME

"Poopy brain poopy brain poopy brain"-Bart Baker - AnnieCallie

20 Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus

The song is brilliant and beautiful, it's the video that gives it a bad rep. - Survivor101

First of all, WHY IS Coldplay'S PARADISE ON THIS LIST, THAT SONG IS AWESOME. Second, this is the stupidest song ever. Stupid lyrics, stupid time, stupid voice, stupid video... this song is the definition of stupid.

This girl is the most disgusting celeb on the planet

This is the stupedest song ever no one can physically be a wrecking ball!

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21 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
22 Bodak Yellow - Cardi B
23 Brainpower - Freezepop

Seriously, this song must've been written by someone who was on drugs or was trying too hard to be funny. - xandermartin98

This is just dumb. Drinking and writing doesn't mix.

It sounds like someone having brain power

Its idiotic

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24 Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

Easily the worst song ever.

25 Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

This is awesome great for a party!

This is an awesome song it shouldn't be on here and the most offensive song All About That Bass isn't on here!

Noo... I love it..

It’s just basically a series of synchronized farts. - Undistinguished

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26 The Ketchup Song - Asereje

What the - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

27 I'm a Gummy Bear - Gummibar

I barely went 10 seconds before my computer was hurled out of my window

There was a part where that stupid gummy bear put his but in our face

I hate this song it makes me want to pull my ears off

I wanna eat that gummy bear so he dies. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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28 Look What You Made Me Do - Taylor Swift
29 I'm a Korean - Rucka Rucka Ali
30 Fergalicious - Fergie

I agree every one of these songs are dumb as hell but then again they are made for teenagers and most of em aren't very bright any how don't get me wrong I was a dumb little bastard in my teens also and looking back the music I listend to was just as stupid except for black sabbath they are still bad ass!

Actually a lot of people want her...i think she is a great singer and other people do to

Just kidding your awesome fergie

Fergie can't you go into the black eyed peas again?!

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31 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
32 Ocho-ocho

very repetitive song and its for kids only - ronluna

This song is for children only! Not all people are children you know. - aeromaxx777

And the guy who made this "song" enjoys seeing little girls shake their butts when dancing to this song. The Anaconda of the Philippines!

Sounds like kids getting hurt?

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33 The Duck Song - Bryant Oden

I can stand this song it's annoying

I listended to it for 6 seconds until my computer was hurled out my window

Sucky all I have to say

2011 Best song ever
2018 worst song ever - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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34 Stars are Blind - Paris Hilton

try being worse, it's hard. - ohright

Oh I thought it was Starblind by Iron Maiden. I'm relieved because iron maiden is epic even if Starblind isn't a great song. But Stars Are Blind is a really pathetic song and Paris Hilton (NEWSFLASH! ) is equally dumb.

I love this song...

I love Paris. She's beautiful and kind... She just acts like she does to earn money. Everyone I know that has met her say she's hilarious and one of the best people thsyd met. I love her performance in Repo! The Genetic Opera - my favorite movie.

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35 Bank Account - 21 Savage
36 I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry

It's not too bad. But we know Katy can do better

One of the Gayest songs I ever heard

Actually, this is Katy Perry's first "lesbian" song ever... EEEW!

I have nothing wrong with lesbian people but eeww

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37 Gangnam Style - Psy

Repetitive, stupid, and annoying. You probably don't know that Psy trash-talked America, right?!

Pretty much the dumbest song ever in the history of songs existing

I don't get how the music video has 2 billion views.. - cosmo

Well I'm doing you a favor. Your tired of the horsey dance so will get rid of it

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38 Axel F - Crazy Frog

Top 10 Immediately - christangrant

This is weird. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

The frog... IT'S HIDEOUS!

Looks like LSD - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

39 S.O.S. - Rihanna

I agree it's not bad but it coulda been better

True this song ain't that bad

This song is not that bad, but...
She can do better

40 Lollipop - Lil Wayne

The most over rated piece of crap ever.

41 Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce

This song is a masterpiece with it's fast paced guitar riffs, badass guitar solos and it's the reason why Dragonforce is so popular.

GET THIS OFF THE LIST!

Nope this ain't stupid - christangrant

Butthurt Justin beiber fan alert. this song is good.

42 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
43 Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart

No. I don't. At all. You look like a stalker in the photo they show. Probably because you are. But otherwise, he's okay. (okay singer. Or whatever. )

No. You look like a 100 year old pedo. Go to the doctor, you seem to have a sore throat

No, because you outdid Chicago in terms of selling out in the seventies. Never perform this again, Rod.

My dad actually met Rod Stewart once

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44 Macarena - Los del Rio

This Song is poorly written it make me want to slit my wrists and tear out my pupils. Otherwise I love it (sarcastic voice. )

45 Juju on that Beat - Zay Hilfigerrr & Zayion McCall
46 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

They are the to " sexy" as McDonald's is to "health food"

A real disaster it really really really really really sucks, it s so disgusting and inappropriate and SGJ

This song is so stupid! I wanted to rip out the radio every time it came on.

Should be in the top 5 at least - christangrant

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47 My Moment - Rebecca Black

My moment and Kanye West stole it

48 America, F*** Yeah - Team America

Of course Stupid but in a good way - christangrant

49 Pom Poms - Jonas Brothers
50 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

This isn't even a song.

This is dumb sorry not

I love this song

Stupid

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Top Remixes (16)

1. Gangnam Style - Psy
2. B**** Better Have My Money - Rihanna
3. Beez in the Trap - Nicki Minaj
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1. Friday - Rebecca Black
2. Baby - Justin Bieber
3. Girlfriend - Kabbage Boy
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1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. Watch Me - Silento
3. Barbie Girl - Aqua
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