Top Ten Weirdest Nirvana Songs

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1 Beans

"Beans, beans, beans
Jessie had some beans
He was happy, happy, happy
And there he ate some beans
Sitting naked, naked
Sitting cross-legged
Naked, naked, naked
And he was happy, happy, happy
That he ate some beans
Wine, wine, wine
Jessie had some wine
He was happy, happy, happy
And he ate some wine" - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

2 Hairspray Queen

"At night, wishful goddess
At night, wish the hardest
At night, disco goddess
At night, she was so modest
At night, Crisco Loch Ness
At night, a mouthful omelet
At sight, a fish full of garbage
At night, the weasels go aah" - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

3 Mrs. Butterworth V 1 Comment
4 Beeswax V 1 Comment
5 Mexican Seafood V 1 Comment
6 Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip

"You're personally responsible for
The entire strip to be washed away
Cleansed as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol
Flowed through the strip and were set on fire
It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight
And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom
And his silk
And he, he erected a beautiful city, a city of stars..." - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

7 Curmudgeon

"I'm a lady can you save me?
It's the sulfur, I have grown
'Tis the season, I'm all reason
I have fleas, so run on home" - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

8 Moist Vagina V 2 Comments
9 Oh the Guilt V 1 Comment
10 Endless, Nameless V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 Milk It
12 Drain You
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