Top Ten Weirdest Nirvana Songs

The Top Ten
1 Beans Beans Cover Art

Do I need to explain, is this alvin and the Chipmunk?

"Beans, beans, beans
Jessie had some beans
He was happy, happy, happy
And there he ate some beans
Sitting naked, naked
Sitting cross-legged
Naked, naked, naked
And he was happy, happy, happy
That he ate some beans
Wine, wine, wine
Jessie had some wine
He was happy, happy, happy
And he ate some wine" - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

2 Hairspray Queen Hairspray Queen Cover Art

I'm actually a big fan of this song

"At night, wishful goddess
At night, wish the hardest
At night, disco goddess
At night, she was so modest
At night, Crisco Loch Ness
At night, a mouthful omelet
At sight, a fish full of garbage
At night, the weasels go aah" - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

3 Mrs. Butterworth Mrs. Butterworth Cover Art

"I'm gonna open myself up a flea market
I'm gonna open myself up a flea market
And you're gonna wish that you did
And retire on the profits
First off
I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf with my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21

And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated
Over the past 62 years

Then I'm going to get some plywood
I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two
Piece squares and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood

And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood
And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the
Plywood and ...more - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

4 Beeswax Beeswax Cover Art

"I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a d***, d***, hear my f******* hate
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly
If you're wondering it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated disguised as cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill just f*** me, take me a***
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat
Toni and Tennille, Sonny, Bono, Charo
Had a nice set of lungs" - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

5 Mexican Seafood Mexican Seafood Cover Art

"Now I vomit c** and diarrhea
On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza
Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy puss
I feel the blood becoming chowder rust
Oh, well it hurts when I
It hurts when I pee
Oh, well it hurts when I
It hurts when I pee" - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

6 Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip Cover Art

"You're personally responsible for
The entire strip to be washed away
Cleansed as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol
Flowed through the strip and were set on fire
It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight
And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom
And his silk
And he, he erected a beautiful city, a city of stars..." - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

7 Curmudgeon Curmudgeon Cover Art

"I'm a lady can you save me?
It's the sulfur, I have grown
'Tis the season, I'm all reason
I have fleas, so run on home" - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

8 Moist Vagina Moist Vagina Cover Art

Marijuana - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

"She has a moist v*****
I particularly enjoy the circumference
I'll be sucking the circular walls of her a***
I prefer her to any other


She had a moist v*****
I prefered her to any other
Marijuana " - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

9 Oh the Guilt Oh the Guilt Cover Art

"She likes to think
she likes to drink
She seems too weak, she takes all the rent

She likes the time
she owns the time
She borrows time to self-invent

She seems too weak
she likes to see
She likes to think she has all of it

She likes the sand
she likes to stand
She likes to sit
she likes to go
Go" - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

10 Endless, Nameless Endless, Nameless Cover Art

"Silence Here I am Here I am Silent Bright and clear It's what I am I have Died Mother [x4] Death With violence Excitement Right here Died Go to hell Here I am Right here Ow! No mas [x4] Death Is what I am Go to hell Go to jail In back of that Crime Here I am Take a chance Dead! Die..." - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

The Contenders
11 Milk It Milk It Cover Art
12 Drain You Drain You Cover Art

Only the lyrics, and they aren't even that weird - Gruunge

13 Heart-Shaped Box Heart-Shaped Box Cover Art

My favorite Nirvana song, but the lyrics are weird, and the clip video is weirder - fleakat

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