Top Ten Weirdest Nirvana Songs
"Beans, beans, beans
Jessie had some beans
He was happy, happy, happy
And there he ate some beans
Sitting naked, naked
Sitting cross-legged
Naked, naked, naked
And he was happy, happy, happy
That he ate some beans
Wine, wine, wine
Jessie had some wine
He was happy, happy, happy
And he ate some wine"
Do I need to explain, is this alvin and the Chipmunk?
I'm actually a big fan of this song
"At night, wishful goddess
At night, wish the hardest
At night, disco goddess
At night, she was so modest
At night, Crisco Loch Ness
At night, a mouthful omelet
At sight, a fish full of garbage
At night, the weasels go aah"
"I'm gonna open myself up a flea market
I'm gonna open myself up a flea market
And you're gonna wish that you did
And retire on the profits
First off
I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf with my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21
Shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated
Over the past 62 years
Then I'm going to get some plywood
I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two
Piece squares and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood
And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the
Plywood and ...more
"You're personally responsible for
The entire strip to be washed away
Cleansed as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol
Flowed through the strip and were set on fire
It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight
And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom
And his silk
And he, he erected a beautiful city, a city of stars..."
"I'm a lady can you save me?
It's the sulfur, I have grown
'Tis the season, I'm all reason
I have fleas, so run on home"
Only the lyrics, and they aren't even that weird
My favorite Nirvana song, but the lyrics are weird, and the clip video is weirder