Top Ten Dumbest People In History


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The Top Ten

Justin Bieber
He sings like a girl! I don't think any mature women would go head over heals over him. Only a retard would like him!
First of all, he dissed Metallica and Megadeth and metal in general. If that's not a reason enough to hate him, he sounds like a girl and has girly products in his name (nail polish). Hate every fibre of his body and must die in the slowest and most painful way possible


Look, I don't like him either but hating him because he is a "girl" or "girly" is the stupidest reason to hate someone.
Ok, really! He should be number 1, with obama under him. Also, he more whines when he sings
[Newest]He writes in a fourth grade level. Now that I got that set, I understand that each celebrity has to speak out in world topics, and that is ridiculous. Many celebrities spoke out on world events and either confuses information, or does not have any. A Kardashian spoke about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in 2014, and gave luck to the side that killed the hundreds of civilians. And in the Miss USA events, they ask political questions about the US or the world, and they struggle to answer the question even if it is a fourth grade question. Leave the political talk to the military, political, or the intelligent people.

2Barack Obama
I ran across this site while doing research for a satire piece, basically a David Letterman Top 10 List of "dumb" folk like the "deer-crossing lady" or the congressman who seriously asked an admiral if adding additional personnel to a certain Pacific atoll might capsize the island; you know, the kind of dumb that makes you wince when you here it speak? Anyway, I was surprised to see that there are actually real lists for the dumb, and even more surprised to see that obama made this one, #2 on the chart at the time of this post, snuggled between The Beibster and Miley Whatshername, and I just couldn't resist tossing my two-cents in the hat.

No you fools, obama is not dumb. Ironically, those who put him on this list might themselves be too dumb to understand what "dumb" actually means. However, those who believe obama is intelligent are even dumber than those who believe he's dumb. And those who voted him into a second term are the dumbest of the lot, the planet, perhaps even the universe! You see, obama is neither dumb or intelligent. If he were dumb he would certainly not be where he is today. But one cannot rightly claim that he is intelligent either because intelligence bespeaks wisdom, and wisdom bespeaks many other noble traits that obama simply does not possess. Setting the whole nature vs. nurture argument aside for a moment, what then is obama? Well, simply put, he is sly, "smart like a fox" is what my grandfather used to call it. And sly is an entirely different trait at the entirely opposite end of the character spectrum from intelligent. He's the literal and quintessential Chicago politician, smart in the sense that a successful three-card-Monty con artist is smart. Politically sly by first and loudly accusing his opponents or detractors of the very things he's attempting to get away with himself! Much like that jerk who farts in a crowded elevator, but then quickly accuses the person next to him in order to divert and shift the blame away from where it truly belongs! Yep, divide, divert and conquer... he's the kungfu master of sly, and you'd never guess the name or author of the real playbook he's using on us.

Now I fully understand why most blacks voted for him in '08. If I were black and/or mainstream media was my only source of information, I might have voted for him in '08 too. I mean after all, who could resist all that wonderful hopey changey talk about this charming young black senator our national networks were force-feeding us daily. But did you ever bother to notice that during one of our country's most critical national elections, the hardest question they ever asked of this unremarkable and little-known junior senator was who were his picks for the NCAA title? No one, not a single "journalist" ever pressed him on his qualifications or experience or core beliefs or his actual plan for executing all that hope and change. Nope not a one, and instead, they let slide all of his prepackaged vague talking points that left the rest of us thinking, "huh, that makes no sense, it's like solving drunk driving by raising the blood alcohol limit? " But hey, so long as we had hope and change with an extra scoop of "justice," right? But in reality, ANYONE who voted for him without bothering to take the time to even try to find out who this "unknown" really was, what he stood for, and who his puppet masters were, betrayed America and their solemn duty as Americans to vote intelligently and honestly for the person they truly believed could best run the country. Yes, I really mean that because had you bothered to read for yourself just one thing, like his own book for example, you would have easily found that the most damning evidence against him were his own words and thoughts! His "Dreams of My Fathers" reads like some narcissistic, communist manifesto and many of it's "stories and experiences" were actually stretched or downright fabricated in order to rationalize or justify his anti-American agenda.

I could write pages on that topic alone, but suffice it to say that instead of nominating and electing one of our many great and accomplished black men; honorable men of intelligence, wisdom, experience and the true ability to lead our very complex republic, most of you voted for obama simply because he was black and/or you were conned, yes conned, into electing a silver-spooned, elitist, America-hating, self-described Marxist, who never held a real job in his entire life (and no, lecturing a class at a university is not a real job, because I too was a university lecturer and there is a marked difference between a real job and a part-time teaching gig). Worse, you elected him without a single clue that his sole intent - and those of his puppet masters like George Soros - in attaining the presidency was so that he could tear the country down for all the perceived wrongs he was taught as a child by communist parents and later as a young adult, misguided and egged on by other irrational liberals at Columbia; or at the very least, create such divisiveness and run us so deep into debt and constitutional chaos that it will take generations to recover from the damage he's caused. Do any of you realize that in just 6 years he has managed to spend more than ALL OTHER PRESIDENTS COMBINED? Let that sink in for a moment. Did he actually fix anything? Where did all that money really go? Is anyone, besides the rich, 12 million illegal aliens, or the Muslim Brotherhood, truly better off because of him?

Of course many simpletons and delusional liberals will now predictably scream that I'm racist because they can't or won't see that Truth or logic has no color, or sex, or even sexual orientation. Labeling me racist, never mind that I am not, but labeling me thusly is straight out of their playbook on how to try to divert attention away from the truth whenever and wherever it conflicts with the Party line, eh comrades? Ironically, I've come to learn that those who sling the word "racist" around like some sort Tourettic response to any honest factual debate are themselves some of the worst hypocrites and racists on the planet today. That includes obama, al sharpton, eric holder, and the entire crews at MSNBC and NAACP, etc. And do you know what they all have in common? They are all proud card-carrying democrats. And if you only knew the true origins of the democrat party, you'd literally LOL. Look it up someday if you ever need a good laugh. Personally, I'm appalled at the way obama is treated because of his skin color because if he were white he would surely have been impeached by now!

Yep, obama is sly all right. Even after dozens of his undeniable national scandals, the totally bizarre foreign policy failures, the trillions - yes TRILLIONS - of tax dollars he and his cabinet minions have intentionally wasted and misdirected, and the 100's of dishonorable tactics he has personally used or sanctioned under his watch that have totally divided our society, like all the false "Wars on (fill in the blank with the class-de-jure)"... even after all that, there are still people who believe or want you to believe that he's some sort of second coming of Christ. I even saw one koolaid drinker here that thinks obama is great because he gave us free healthcare. Free healthcare? Are you nuts? Do you realize how much this non-existent "free healthcare" you speak of is actually costing this country, and the cascading long-term effects it will have on the economy and the quality of healthcare itself? You moron! Worse, it was never even about healthcare in the first place, free or otherwise. obamacare was merely another of his many schemes to bankrupt the country, to knock us down a notch or two, cleverly packaged and disguised as "social justice! " LOL, just it's website alone cost us 1 BILLION dollars and counting, and it still doesn't work right! Do yourself a favor people, start educating yourselves with facts before this toxic spill of liberalism has totally corrupted our schools and rewritten history. And look for sources outside mainstream media because they have about as much to do with objective journalism today as Hitler had to do with cultural diversity and acceptance under his putrid reign. Read obama's own book, then read a book called "The Naked Communist", read the Constitution ffs, and then read about the origins and people of the democrat and republican parties. Then combine and compare all that new knowledge and sources of accurate information with what you have been led to believe and what you really see happening, both here and abroad.

Of course I realize I'm asking way too much of today's new "progressive" society because not only have we forgotten the values and ideals that made this country great and the sacrifices and diligence it takes to maintain our freedoms, we now seem to have also acquired the collective attention span of an autistic ferret on crack, especially when it comes to politics and our country's future. So if you can't or won't take the time to learn what's really going on and where your politicians really stand, then at least do the rest of us hard-working, law-abiding Americans a favor and stay home on election day! The real imminent threat to this country is not ISIS or Russia or even China, the very real enemy is our own growing herd of mouth-breathing sheeple, wandering to the polls like extras from The Walking Dead, and recklessly voting with intentional, self-inflicted ignorance! Here's a quick test just to prove my point, and I'll even give you a 50-50 chance to get it right: Whose father often marched along side the very great Dr. Martin Luther King during the long-overdue civil rights movement in the 60's? Obama's father or Mitt Romney's father? If you guessed obama, you were again dead wrong. And if you don't believe it, then you are even dumber than you are wrong and it should be your name at the top of this list, instead of the foolish and inconsequential man-child that currently holds the title.
What is bad about Barack Obama?
Why don't you guys shut up
What did he ever do to you
What you think is terrible is helping thousands people out there
Have you ever thought of it that way
So maybe you should shut your yap because mitt romney is all that smart
[Newest]Obama is smarter than all 17 (at last count) Republican presidential candidates combined.
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3Miley Cyrus
Totally dumb! She CANNOT act and plus her silly attitude makes her absolutely repulsive. I just can't figure how she's even a so called "celebrity"


She smokes and shes mean
M c is so dumb she got married and now they done she ant married no more the boy says she stupid jo and killing her self by smoking who dose that dumb dumb dumb duck
[Newest]She's an absolute idiot, who likes drugs and getting high and licking anything she comes in contact. Liam broke up with her because she was cheating on his with a sledgehammer.

4George W. Bush
What an absolute idiotic buffoon, how he got elected as president of the united states I will never know!


Hitler? Really? People need to realize that Hitler was insane, not stupid. The chances of being both stupid AND crazy are almost impossible.
Crazy people are usually smart and stupid people are usually sane.
Why is he all the way down here?! What happened to most Americans who thought it was a good idea to vote for this imbecile?! What is wrong with everybody?!
[Newest]I was wondering where all the current Republican presidential candidates are, but I guess you have to be somewhat relevant to be on this list.

5Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson
She's so stupid and fat and her mom hoo wee FATTY BOO BOO
This stupid little girl is horrible. Show summary: "An obese family makes thousand of dollars off of show that documents their lives as obnoxious and dumb rednecks: screaming at random moments, farting on camera, and more stupid things that shouldn't turn into a television show.
Just pretend you rule everyone else, and you eventually will. Logic.
[Newest]Perfect example of why the world hates the US.

6Kim Kardashian
She doesn't know how to treat guys right! Plus, she'll never have kids with that kind of attitude! Get a job, you snob!
Stupid bimbo can't even date, act, dress well and babysitting children. Plus, why is Megan Fox on this list? She ain't that dumb!
CanÂ't stand her voice. She has a fake ass and she should be run over by a truck
[Newest]Kim is an idiot

7Nicki Minaj
No nicki.. Yo a stupid ho
Hitler was a genius Obama helped millions JB Nikki minaj and Miley Cyrus are the only people who should be on this list
I don't understand how people think she is so stupid just cause of her choice in outfits or the way she chooses to express herself in music. And you think she is stupid for that? No. Nicki is a great person and truly understands her fans. She cares for them, and she is full of pure goodness. So don't say she is "stupid".
[Newest]Her songs are disgusted, she dresses half naked, and I just hate her

8Adolf Hitler
Who put this on the list? A Jewish person who is an idiot in history? This man conquered close to 20 countries in a baffling record time!

He made the first jet airplane

He made the first smart bomb

He made the first ballistic missile, which was also the first object into space

He made the worlds best submarine

He made the worlds second best tank-The Tiger Tank

If he wasn't responsable for the Holocaust he would be called the smartest person EVER!


There's a fine line between crazy and stupid, and it's hard to manipulate an entire country if you're an idiot (unless you're manipulating a country of idiots, in which case, it's not that hard. )
He tried to invade Russia in the winter (napoleon all over again)

He declared war on the USSR instead of focusing his military might on the british isles, in which case he almost certainly would have won the war.

He tried to take over Stalingrad just so he could re name it Hitlerburg.

He declared war on the United States, a huge and powerful enemy, just because Japan did.

He fired all of his generals and put Himmler, who knew almost nothing about military strategy, in charge of much of his army.

He believed jesus was Aryan even though he was Jewish.
[Newest]Definitely not dumb, just evil. One of the smartest men ever.
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9Rebecca Black
Everyone needs to stfu about her she sang 1 song crap get off of her nuts crap
Don't you call her ugly :(

She's Worse x_x Dumbass :P
She isn't dumb! How are people hating her. By the way, she isn't ugly that's how she was born to be! She was born to be famous! At least, she has enough confidence to reappear on media unlike some people who HATE HER!
[Newest]Sometimes I sing Friday just to annoy people. I actually hate that song but still.


10Britney Spears
I've always thought she was dumb, even when she was most popular.


Am I the only one who think she looks old? HATE HER VOICE
I feel that she is the best singer she should not even be on this list and her voice is so beautiful that I could listen to her for HOURS AND NOT BE Bored at all.
[Newest]No one likes Spears anymore

The Contenders

11Paris Hilton
Some of these people are cartoon characters people... Come on... Anyway, you guys are actually calling the president stupid? Wow... And despite the fact that Adolph Hitler is hated everywhere, he was very intelligent and only lost because of his inadequate generals who decided not to completely swarm Paris and not to finish bombing Britain. These were the main reasons why Germany lost in World War II. And they were not the faults of Adolph Hitler.
Do I really need to explain?
"RIP Nelson Mandela. Your I have a dream speech was beautiful."
"Wal-mart. Do they make walls there? "
"What's a Soup Kitchen? "

Need I say more?

12Lady Gaga
Tony Bennett called her the smartest person in show business. Guess I'll believe him before I believe you guys. The way this website is shaping up, you've got some pretty intelligent people among the dumbest people on earth.
Hitler was a genius, I am not a supporter of him, but he invented many things, took over many country's, killed millions, etc. he is obviously one of the most evil people but he is not dumb at all. Whoever put that on the lid is a 3rd grader, "i don't like Hitler, he is dumb" (i also don't like hitler, but he is not dumb) #LadyGaGa'sAMoron
Her garbage style of dressing makes her the dumbest woman alive!

13Megan Fox
Megan fox is not dumb. She is just a great remodel and pretty girl, that is all. I honestly think you guys are jealous of her.
She compared the Jewish director Michael Bay to Hitler.

Ten points to Gryffindor.
When god handed out braincells she was getting pounded at the toilet.

14Kanye West
There is A.0001 percent chance he is simply ahead of his time, but odds are he is just an ass.
He thinks he is the most powerful man on the face of the earth. He needs to sit down and breathe and let someone other then Beyoncé win an award.
The rest of the list would be amateurs to Kanye. Need to go back in history a few thousand years to a competitor.

15Gavin Free
He should not be on this list. Anyone ever thought he might just be playing it up for the audience? He makes slow motion videos, builds massive projects on Minecraft and its one of the funniest British people I know. And I know a lot being British myself.
He said if you put a mirror a year into space and use a telescope to look at the mirror you can see a year into the past. 11/10
You can. Two years, actually. He's talking about time delay caused by the speed of light. Gavin's said a lot of dumb things, but that's not one of them.
He asked someone if something can go the speed of push
[Newest]Does rock float on lava?

16Al Gore
"Manbearpig is real- I'm super cereal."
Like Lincoln said, "You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can't fool all the people all the time".
Obviously none of you guys are among the 97 percent of scientists who say he's right.

He is a worlds apart if you compare him to the likes of Marcus Aurelius and Caesar himself. He wasn't a leader, maybe an artist and entertainer but not a leader.
Okay, so maybe he wasn't Einstein, but hardly ANYBODY is. The guy may have been a psycho, but he wasn't stupid. Nero doesn't belong on this list.
Nero was psychopathic, but not stupid.


18Kim Jong Un
He had his own uncle killed

19Michael Bay
Michal bay is awesome

20Sarah Palin
Every she sid or says sounds stupid I choose barack obama over her
Cool movies that he directed


Just ask John McCain.

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