Top Ten Dumbest People In History


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1Justin Bieber

He sings like a girl! I don't think any mature women would go head over heals over him. Only a retard would like him!

First of all, he dissed Metallica and Megadeth and metal in general. If that's not a reason enough to hate him, he sounds like a girl and has girly products in his name (nail polish). Hate every fibre of his body and must die in the slowest and most painful way possible - Danielsun182

Look, I don't like him either but hating him because he is a "girl" or "girly" is the stupidest reason to hate someone.

Ok, really! He should be number 1, with obama under him. Also, he more whines when he sings

I disagree he is better than what he has done in the past and is trying to change. Get him off this list

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2Barack Obama

I ran across this site while doing research for a satire piece, basically a David Letterman Top 10 List of "dumb" folk like the "deer-crossing lady" or the congressman who seriously asked an admiral if adding additional personnel to a certain Pacific atoll might capsize the island; you know, the kind of dumb that makes you wince when you here it speak? Anyway, I was surprised to see that there are actually real lists for the dumb, and even more surprised to see that obama made this one, #2 on the chart at the time of this post, snuggled between The Beibster and Miley Whatshername, and I just couldn't resist tossing my two-cents in the hat.

No you fools, obama is not dumb. Ironically, those who put him on this list might themselves be too dumb to understand what "dumb" actually means. However, those who believe obama is intelligent are even dumber than those who believe he's dumb. And those who voted him into a second term are the dumbest of the ...more

What is bad about Barack Obama?

Why don't you guys shut up
What did he ever do to you
What you think is terrible is helping thousands people out there
Have you ever thought of it that way
So maybe you should shut your yap because mitt romney is all that smart

6 Billion to the terrorists who want to blow us sky high. What a idiot!

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3Miley Cyrus

Totally dumb! She CANNOT act and plus her silly attitude makes her absolutely repulsive. I just can't figure how she's even a so called "celebrity" - vicmilano

She smokes and shes mean

M c is so dumb she got married and now they done she ant married no more the boy says she stupid jo and killing her self by smoking who dose that dumb dumb dumb duck

I use to like her songs...but now every time I hear them...I go crazy trying to kill the music...

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4Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson

She's so stupid and fat and her mom hoo wee FATTY BOO BOO

This stupid little girl is horrible. Show summary: "An obese family makes thousand of dollars off of show that documents their lives as obnoxious and dumb rednecks: screaming at random moments, farting on camera, and more stupid things that shouldn't turn into a television show.

Just pretend you rule everyone else, and you eventually will. Logic.

Her mama so fat that when her mama got on the titanic that it sunk.

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5George W. Bush

What an absolute idiotic buffoon, how he got elected as president of the united states I will never know! - thetopten

Hitler? Really? People need to realize that Hitler was insane, not stupid. The chances of being both stupid AND crazy are almost impossible.

Crazy people are usually smart and stupid people are usually sane.

Why is he all the way down here?! What happened to most Americans who thought it was a good idea to vote for this imbecile?! What is wrong with everybody?!

HI he real stupid

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6Kim Kardashian

She doesn't know how to treat guys right! Plus, she'll never have kids with that kind of attitude! Get a job, you snob!

Stupid bimbo can't even date, act, dress well and babysitting children. Plus, why is Megan Fox on this list? She ain't that dumb!

CanĀ't stand her voice. She has a fake ass and she should be run over by a truck

You are very dumb. Kim

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7Nicki Minaj

No nicki.. Yo a stupid ho

Hitler was a genius Obama helped millions JB Nikki minaj and Miley Cyrus are the only people who should be on this list

I can't believe what I'm hearing Obama did night help anyone and if your going to critic nicki Minaj at least spell her name right - RockStarr

She's dumber than a box of rocks.

All around dumbass like all the others above.

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8Adolf Hitler

Who put this on the list? A Jewish person who is an idiot in history? This man conquered close to 20 countries in a baffling record time!

He made the first jet airplane

He made the first smart bomb

He made the first ballistic missile, which was also the first object into space

He made the worlds best submarine

He made the worlds second best tank-The Tiger Tank

If he wasn't responsable for the Holocaust he would be called the smartest person EVER! - luisprado

There's a fine line between crazy and stupid, and it's hard to manipulate an entire country if you're an idiot (unless you're manipulating a country of idiots, in which case, it's not that hard. )

He tried to invade Russia in the winter (napoleon all over again)

He declared war on the USSR instead of focusing his military might on the british isles, in which case he almost certainly would have won the war.

He tried to take over Stalingrad just so he could re name it Hitlerburg.

He declared war on the United States, a huge and powerful enemy, just because Japan did.

He fired all of his generals and put Himmler, who knew almost nothing about military strategy, in charge of much of his army.

He believed jesus was Aryan even though he was Jewish.

He thought he could actually win.

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9Paris Hilton

Some of these people are cartoon characters people... Come on... Anyway, you guys are actually calling the president stupid? Wow... And despite the fact that Adolph Hitler is hated everywhere, he was very intelligent and only lost because of his inadequate generals who decided not to completely swarm Paris and not to finish bombing Britain. These were the main reasons why Germany lost in World War II. And they were not the faults of Adolph Hitler.

Do I really need to explain?

"RIP Nelson Mandela. Your I have a dream speech was beautiful."
"Wal-mart. Do they make walls there? "
"What's a Soup Kitchen? "

Need I say more?

Should Be Number 3

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10Rebecca Black

Everyone needs to stfu about her she sang 1 song crap get off of her nuts crap

Don't you call her ugly :(

She's Worse x_x Dumbass :P

She isn't dumb! How are people hating her. By the way, she isn't ugly that's how she was born to be! She was born to be famous! At least, she has enough confidence to reappear on media unlike some people who HATE HER!

She sings worse than a donkey looks

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The Newcomers

?Mark David Chapman
?William Henry Harrison

When he became president, it was raining on his inauguration. He gave a one-hour speech OUTSIDE
without a coat, gloves or even a hat! He caught pneumonia and died on April 2nd, 1841 WHILE HE WAS PRESIDENT!

Do you now what is 1

The Contenders

11Britney Spears

I've always thought she was dumb, even when she was most popular. - comicoco

Am I the only one who think she looks old? HATE HER VOICE

This is a list of the dumbest PEOPLE, as in human beings. Robots don't count.

May be dumb but I'd like to go down on her.

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12Kanye West

There is A.0001 percent chance he is simply ahead of his time, but odds are he is just an ass.

Ahead of his time? That's the dumbest thing I've ever read! Suger cane east is as dumb as his ugly in laws! As dumb as his ugly wife's big, huge ass! Yes nothing but a big dumbass who's music sucks but is bought by the stupid idiots that don't know what music is. Hrs right up there with that dumbass in the #1 spot right now. In fact they're probably brothers or cousins or some interwoven bull like that! Lol! What a waste. A pure big dumbass waste.

He likes genitals in his ass. Once said he wishes that the devil whites never took his ancestors from Africa and called himself "more valuable to the world" then george Washington, warren buffet, bill gates, and jfk combined. He also said he wants to make love to Justin Bieber.

Yup. He is pretty darn stupid. But still, he's not so much stupid as overconfident and obnoxious. Poor guy.

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13Megan Fox

Megan fox is not dumb. She is just a great remodel and pretty girl, that is all. I honestly think you guys are jealous of her.

She compared the Jewish director Michael Bay to Hitler.

Ten points to Gryffindor.

When god handed out braincells she was getting pounded at the toilet.

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14Lady Gaga

Actually, lady gaga is probably the LEAST stupid popular modern musician of today, which isn't exactly saying much... At least she writes her own songs, some of which are actually pretty good. All of the weird stuff she does is just for show.

Hitler was a genius, I am not a supporter of him, but he invented many things, took over many country's, killed millions, etc. he is obviously one of the most evil people but he is not dumb at all. Whoever put that on the lid is a 3rd grader, "i don't like Hitler, he is dumb" (i also don't like hitler, but he is not dumb) #LadyGaGa'sAMoron

Tony Bennett called her the smartest person in show business. Guess I'll believe him before I believe you guys. The way this website is shaping up, you've got some pretty intelligent people among the dumbest people on earth.

She's got a helluva voice and actually can sing. Lol! Her costumes are more than dumb that's for sure but she's pretty smart otherwise. Just plays stupid.

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15Gavin Free

He should not be on this list. Anyone ever thought he might just be playing it up for the audience? He makes slow motion videos, builds massive projects on Minecraft and its one of the funniest British people I know. And I know a lot being British myself.

He said if you put a mirror a year into space and use a telescope to look at the mirror you can see a year into the past. 11/10

You can. Two years, actually. He's talking about time delay caused by the speed of light. Gavin's said a lot of dumb things, but that's not one of them.

He asked someone if something can go the speed of push

I'm gonna say he's just hilarious

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16Donald Trump

The only thing I like about him is that he is absolutely making the Republicans tear their hair out. I'd like to think our country is smart enough not to elect him, but I don't know...we seem awful stupid lately, and the media isn't helping...

Dumbest person ever to graze the planet

Only the fact that he is a racist proof that he is an idiot. - Juniorxtrm

If he gets elected America will be even more of a joke

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17Al Gore

"Manbearpig is real- I'm super cereal."

Like Lincoln said, "You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can't fool all the people all the time".

Obviously none of you guys are among the 97 percent of scientists who say he's right.

Dumbass for sure!

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He is a worlds apart if you compare him to the likes of Marcus Aurelius and Caesar himself. He wasn't a leader, maybe an artist and entertainer but not a leader.

Okay, so maybe he wasn't Einstein, but hardly ANYBODY is. The guy may have been a psycho, but he wasn't stupid. Nero doesn't belong on this list.

Nero was psychopathic, but not stupid. - aarond9010

19Kim Jong Un

I can't tell if he's faking or if he's really THAT stupid. I mean, nobody can be THAT stupid, right? Well, at least that's what I want to believe. If there are more people with the IQ of Kim Jong Un out there and if any of them get into any position of power, god help us all.

He had his own uncle killed

What a mean person.

20Sarah Palin

Even other Republicans like Glenn Beck are now talking about how stupid she is. And they wanted us to make her vice-president! Something to keep in mind during November 2016.

She should be way higher, certainly dumber than a brilliant man like Obama...

Every she sid or says sounds stupid I choose barack obama over her

Should be at least in the top 10, what a stupid woman. - Juniorxtrm

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