Top Ten Worst Things to Hit Your Child In the Head With

The Top Ten
1 Baseball Bat
2 Cactus

This would be funny to see. Maybe.

3 Sega Dreamcast

For some odd reason... I knew this was gonna be here.

4 Tire Iron
5 Shovel
6 12 Gauge Buckshot
7 Ax

I wouldn't like to see that.

8 A Jar of Mustard
9 Machete
10 Prostitute Panties
The Contenders
11 Meat Tenderizer
12 Cinder Block
13 A Dictionary
14 A Brick
BAdd New Item