Top 10 Lamest Censorships in Fictional Media

The Princess Peach/Rosalina/Palutena/Zelda upskirt panty shots being removed from Smash 4, for instance
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The Top Ten
1 In the PG-rated TV edit of Snakes On A Plane, Neville says that he's "had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on his Monday-to-Friday plane"

I honestly have no words whatsoever for this utter blasphemy, besides the MF one

2 The Rocko's Modern Life episode "Heffer In A Handbasket" (but not "To Heck And Back" before it) was banned from television just for having Hell displayed in it

I know that this is a downright cartoonishly (pun intended) extreme example, but still:
Remember how the Ku Klux Klan of yesteryear unironically thought that the utterly horrible and racist things that it did on a regular basis were okay just because it blatantly forced every single one of its members to be devoutly Christian?

Well, to put it bluntly, not much has really changed about America since then

3 In the Ren & Stimpy episode "Sven Hoek", the part of Ren's "I'M SO ANGRY" rant where he mentions wanting to gouge Stimpy's and Sven's eyes out is deleted even though he's still allowed to talk about ripping their lips and arms off with his bare hands

Honestly, what's so bad about this when compared to Ren getting nearly EATEN ALIVE by his own best friend (Stimpy) in only THE most absolutely brutal way possible in The Boy Who Cried Rat?

Or Ren being lobotomized into a zombie straight out of a horror movie in Ren's Brain, for that matter?

4 In the Rocko's Modern Life episode "Wacky Delly", the part of its "show within the show" where Sal Ami clobbers Betty Baloney with a telephone in classic Looney Tunes style is deleted because it's "too violent" for Ren & Stimpy's social-satire counterpart

Again, stuff like this used to happen in Looney Tunes literally ALL the time and no one cared
(honestly, did you EVER hear ANYONE complain when Elmer Fudd blasted Daffy Duck's entire face backwards with a straight-up double-barreled shotgun in the pretty much equally legendary and iconic Duck Season episode of Looney Tunes? )

5 Due to his infamous sexual assault crimes and not actually being nearly as skilled of a boxer as he was made out to be (Buster Douglas being living proof), Mike Tyson was replaced by a generic white guy named Mr. Dream in the re-release of NES Punch-Out

I mean, sure, you can always just pretend that Mr. Dream is Rocky Marciano, but it's just not the same
(and yes, Tyson's actual real-life strength and intelligence were both ABSURDLY over-exaggerated by this game)

this is baby censorship talk... It's more interesting that Tecmo Bowl has removed the NFL references.

6 The restaurant name "Chokey Chicken" was changed to "Chewy Chicken" in the fourth and final season of Rocko's Modern Life

And thus we never got to actually hear the line "CHOKEY CHICKEN IS PEOPLE" from Heffer

If nothing else, however, at least it implies a degree of self-awareness on the in-universe restaurant namers' part

7 The parts of South Park: The Stick Of Truth that involved abortion and butt probing had to be censored out of its European and Australian re-releases when the show itself had infinitely worse things happen in it and hardly anyone batted an eye

The Mr. Garrison gender-change episode and Cartman transforming into the "human amoeba" monster from Akira, for example

censorship violates freedom of expression

8 In the PG-rated TV edit of Pulp Fiction, Jimmie tells Jules and Vincent that "storing dead African Americans ain't his rooty-toot-tooting business"

If you're going to watch a movie like this one, you'd BETTER expect to be hearing the F-word and N-word

9 Hell, along with every single mention of it by in-game characters, is censored out of the international re-release of UmJammer Lammy in favor of a remote volcanic island that is still very clearly Satanic on the inside

Ironically, the way that Lammy gets to said island is also WAY more disturbing than the way that she got to Hell (reverse-levitating through the entire game in Twilight Zone style VS simply slipping on a banana peel and bumping her head)

Not to mention that the scene where she crashes an airplane into the middle of a fully-loaded drive-in movie theatre and inadvertently murders at least a HUNDRED people (with her biggest concern about it being the fact that she still needs to pay the parking meter afterward, naturally) is still considered perfectly fine to include

10 In the non-arcade versions of Punch-Out, Vodka Drunkenski has his name changed to Soda Popinski and, true to the new name, somehow gets drunk off of sugar instead of alcohol

The reason it's this low on the list is because it's (intentionally) HILARIOUS in how lame and obvious it is