Advantages of Being In a Tranquil Bookstore

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This list seeks to explore the seven different ways in which you can act insane in a calm library. Please do not imitate, I implore you.

The Top Ten

1 You Can Scream, “I Have a Hundred Dollar Buck In My Pocket.” and Start Kicking a Nearby Reader for No Reason at All
2 You Can Walk Up to a Person Who Is Peacefully Reading On the Other Side of the Store and Demand Angrily, “What the Heck Are You Lookin’ At, Punk? Huh? Huh?!”
3 You Can Suddenly Fling All the Books of One Rack Onto the Floor and Run Out
4 You Can Suddenly Wonder Loudly, “Why Do I Feel Like Everyone Is Staring at Me?”
5 You Can Fling a Heavy Book at a Person and Start Tickling Him
6 You Can Suddenly Sing With Great Emotion, ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’
7 You Can Yell at the Top of Your Voice, “I Have a Bomb In My Pocket.”
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1. You Can Scream, “I Have a Hundred Dollar Buck In My Pocket.” and Start Kicking a Nearby Reader for No Reason at All
2. You Can Walk Up to a Person Who Is Peacefully Reading On the Other Side of the Store and Demand Angrily, “What the Heck Are You Lookin’ At, Punk? Huh? Huh?!”
3. You Can Suddenly Fling All the Books of One Rack Onto the Floor and Run Out
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