Top Ten Amusing Alternative Song TitlesBritgirl Was just thinking (as you do) about a particular song and almost laughed out loud on a packed train when I thought of what it might have been called if someone had asked me to give it a title. Add some funny ones of your own if you fancy.
The Top Ten
Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit gassy, And I feel like I have a stomachache. - ethanmeinster
... HAHA! Ok, m'dear, time to calm down... Haha! FART! - Britgirl
Being a Pink Floyd fan, I have to admit I laughed at this one. - Beatlesboy9
It's all fine, Britgirl. This one made me laugh. And I think the band would laugh too. - PositronWildhawk
Does this mean I'll eventually run into an inconsiderate jerk in the hallway?
I'm a Pink Floyd fan, but I laughed at this. - MetarockV 3 Comments
I'm really trying here...Haha! Sorry! - Britgirl
That was SO hilarious! - HezarioSeth
Hilarious! My fart will go on! Laugh out loud! - funnyuser
Yes...not the best place to spend an eternity, is it? - Britgirl
Doesn't that depend what you shave/grow? - PositronWildhawk
I LOVE THIS! Oh, and you definitely should grow! - BritgirlV 2 Comments
Phil must be really angry at this list.
.. With four hundred children and a crap in the field...haha! - Britgirl
This one sort of serves as a companion to "Can't Buy Me Lunch". - beatles
Amazing lyrics, Positron. And amazing list, Britgirl. - Kiteretsunu
"Hey food, don't go all bad
It's why you are in the refrigerator
Remember, I'm mixing you in my lunch
Good for my heart and fills my stomach" - PositronWildhawk
Haha! I'll give The Idiot that one! Haha! - Britgirl
Then you have lost your sanity. - RiverClanRocks
Looks like Lennon was doing more than drugs...
You killed the Beatles.
He was a ga-a-y stripper... - Britgirl
Please don't hate me for that comment. Please don't.
Apologies to avid Beatles fans out there but a list is a list... Is a list! - Britgirl
You'd look pretty bloody stupid if you did! - Britgirl
OK, Britgirl, just...relax...try not to react...
Me saying this won't work, will it? - PositronWildhawk
...P.W: For you, I will try... HAHA! FART! I've let you down. I'm sorry. Lighting FART! Haha! Ah dear... :D - BritgirlV 1 Comment
This is bloody hilarious! Can picture Sean Connery's reaction. - PositronWildhawk
"Jerry Brunos was the fart fetish killer" - xandermartin98
LOL, the song actually legitimately sounds like a good theme for the showV 1 Comment
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me lunch... Very good! - Britgirl
It's a nice day to start again... - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
This is bloody hilarious. "Try to see it my way..." - PositronWildhawk
Mummy mummy mummy oh! Oh! - paasadaniV 1 Comment
I once tried to tell my friends about this song, but ended up calling it "Shark Bait Ox"!
Exactly what Frank Zappa said right before asking "Why does it hurt when I pee? " - Britgirl
When I'm on a long road trip,
The waterfalls call out to me,
Let it pee, let it pee. - ethanmeinster
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Top Remixes (8)
2. Don't Chop Me Now - Queen
3. You've Got Another Fart Coming - Judas Priest
2. My Fart Will Go On - Celine Dion
3. Should I Shave or Should I Grow? - The Clash
2. Another Prick In the Hall - Pink Floyd
3. My Fart Will Go On - Celine Dion
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