Top Ten Amusing Alternative Song Titles

Was just thinking (as you do) about a particular song and almost laughed out loud on a packed train when I thought of what it might have been called if someone had asked me to give it a title. Add some funny ones of your own if you fancy.

The Top Ten

Total Eclipse of the Fart - Bonnie Tyler

Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit gassy, And I feel like I have a stomachache.

... HAHA! Ok, m'dear, time to calm down... Haha! FART!

Another Prick In the Hall - Pink Floyd

Being a Pink Floyd fan, I have to admit I laughed at this one.

It's all fine, Britgirl. This one made me laugh. And I think the band would laugh too.

Does this mean I'll eventually run into an inconsiderate jerk in the hallway?

Sorry, PositronWildhawk - I know you love Pink Floyd!

Me Ears Are Alight - Desmond Dekker

HHAHA! What does this mean?!

My Fart Will Go On - Celine Dion

I'm really trying here...Haha! Sorry!

That was SO hilarious!

Hilarious! My fart will go on! Laugh out loud!

Under Your Bum Forever - Godley & Creme

Yes...not the best place to spend an eternity, is it?

Nine Stone Cowboy - Glen Campbell
I'm Pissed Again - Phil Collins

Phil must be really angry at this list.

Should I Shave or Should I Grow? - The Clash

Doesn't that depend what you shave/grow?

I LOVE THIS! Oh, and you definitely should grow!

Laugh out loud! Love this one!

Laugh out loud! Amusing list!

Hey Food - The Beatles

This one sort of serves as a companion to "Can't Buy Me Lunch".

Amazing lyrics, Positron. And amazing list, Britgirl.


"Hey food, don't go all bad
It's why you are in the refrigerator
Remember, I'm mixing you in my lunch
Good for my heart and fills my stomach"

We Will C*ck You - Queen

The Contenders

Another Kick In the Balls - Pink Floyd
You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Loose Eel - Kenny Rogers

.. With four hundred children and a crap in the field...haha!

Don't Chop Me Now - Queen
Comfortably Dumb - Pink Floyd
I'm a Belieber - The Monkees

Haha! I'll give The Idiot that one! Haha!

Then you have lost your sanity.

You've Got Another Fart Coming - Judas Priest


I Don't Wanna Kiss a Thing - Aerosmith
You Hooked Me With My Mum - AC/DC
Gay Stripper - The Beatles

Looks like Lennon was doing more than drugs...

You killed the Beatles.

He was a ga-a-y stripper...

Please don't hate me for that comment. Please don't.

When I C*m Around - Green Day
Pears Don't Fall - Bullet for My Valentine
You'll Never Walk a Bone - Gerry & the Pacemakers

You'd look pretty bloody stupid if you did!

She Loves Poo - The Beatles

Apologies to avid Beatles fans out there but a list is a list... Is a list!

Lighting Fart - Jake Bugg

You two together are hilarious!

OK, Britgirl, just...relax...try not to react...
Me saying this won't work, will it?

...P.W: For you, I will try... HAHA! FART! I've let you down. I'm sorry. Lighting FART! Haha! Ah dear... :D

I Wanna Smell Your Farts - The Beatles
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