Top Ten Amusing Alternative Song Titles

Was just thinking (as you do) about a particular song and almost laughed out loud on a packed train when I thought of what it might have been called if someone had asked me to give it a title. Add some funny ones of your own if you fancy.

The Top Ten Amusing Alternative Song Titles

1 Total Eclipse of the Fart - Bonnie Tyler

Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit gassy, And I feel like I have a stomachache. - ethanmeinster

... HAHA! Ok, m'dear, time to calm down... Haha! FART! - Britgirl

2 Another Prick In the Hall - Pink Floyd

Being a Pink Floyd fan, I have to admit I laughed at this one. - Beatlesboy9

It's all fine, Britgirl. This one made me laugh. And I think the band would laugh too. - PositronWildhawk

Does this mean I'll eventually run into an inconsiderate jerk in the hallway?

Sorry, PositronWildhawk - I know you love Pink Floyd! - Britgirl

3 Me Ears Are Alight - Desmond Dekker

HHAHA! What does this mean?! - HezarioSeth

4 My Fart Will Go On - Celine Dion

I'm really trying here...Haha! Sorry! - Britgirl

That was SO hilarious! - HezarioSeth

Hilarious! My fart will go on! Laugh out loud! - funnyuser

5 Under Your Bum Forever - Godley & Creme

Yes...not the best place to spend an eternity, is it? - Britgirl

6 Nine Stone Cowboy - Glen Campbell
7 I'm Pissed Again - Phil Collins

Phil must be really angry at this list.

8 Should I Shave or Should I Grow? - The Clash

Doesn't that depend what you shave/grow? - PositronWildhawk

I LOVE THIS! Oh, and you definitely should grow! - Britgirl

Laugh out loud! Love this one! - funnyuser

Laugh out loud! Amusing list! - Kiteretsunu

9 Hey Food - The Beatles

This one sort of serves as a companion to "Can't Buy Me Lunch". - beatles

Amazing lyrics, Positron. And amazing list, Britgirl. - Kiteretsunu


"Hey food, don't go all bad
It's why you are in the refrigerator
Remember, I'm mixing you in my lunch
Good for my heart and fills my stomach" - PositronWildhawk

10 We Will C*ck You - Queen

The Contenders

11 Another Kick In the Balls - Pink Floyd
12 You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Loose Eel - Kenny Rogers

.. With four hundred children and a crap in the field...haha! - Britgirl

13 Don't Chop Me Now - Queen
14 Comfortably Dumb - Pink Floyd
15 I'm a Belieber - The Monkees

Haha! I'll give The Idiot that one! Haha! - Britgirl

Then you have lost your sanity. - RiverClanRocks

16 You've Got Another Fart Coming - Judas Priest

Haha - Britgirl

17 I Don't Wanna Kiss a Thing - Aerosmith
18 You Hooked Me With My Mum - AC/DC
19 Gay Stripper - The Beatles

Looks like Lennon was doing more than drugs...

You killed the Beatles.

He was a ga-a-y stripper... - Britgirl

Please don't hate me for that comment. Please don't.

20 When I C*m Around - Green Day
21 Pears Don't Fall - Bullet for My Valentine
22 You'll Never Walk a Bone - Gerry & the Pacemakers

You'd look pretty bloody stupid if you did! - Britgirl

23 She Loves Poo - The Beatles

Apologies to avid Beatles fans out there but a list is a list... Is a list! - Britgirl

24 Lighting Fart - Jake Bugg

You two together are hilarious!

OK, Britgirl, just...relax...try not to react...
Me saying this won't work, will it? - PositronWildhawk

...P.W: For you, I will try... HAHA! FART! I've let you down. I'm sorry. Lighting FART! Haha! Ah dear... :D - Britgirl

25 I Wanna Smell Your Farts - The Beatles
26 Baking the Rabbit - Linkin Park
27 F*** You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions
28 Nits In White Satin - The Moody Blues
29 Mardy C*m - Arctic Monkeys
30 Somebody That I Used to Blow - Gotye
31 Beers In Heaven - Eric Clapton

Yes this one.

32 Smells Like Feet Spirit - Nirvana
33 Fatal Fart Fetish - Macabre

"Jerry Brunos was the fart fetish killer" - xandermartin98

34 Rocko's Modern Life - Devo

LOL, the song actually legitimately sounds like a good theme for the show

"It's a modde-ren life, but it looks like it came from a zoo" - xandermartin98

35 F***in' Dirty - Chamillionaire
36 Penis Exploder - Tenacious D
37 Megacocainia - Toby Fox
38 Can't Buy Me Lunch - The Beatles

I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me lunch... Very good! - Britgirl

39 Obama's Elf - Nancy Sinatra
40 Wide Wetting - Billy Idol

It's a nice day to start again... - PositronWildhawk

I'm going to hear this every time now!

41 Thunderballs - Tom Jones

This is bloody hilarious! Can picture Sean Connery's reaction. - PositronWildhawk

42 Mummy - Justin Bieber

Mummy mummy mummy oh! Oh! - paasadani

That's just gross.
Just Gross

43 Fat Country - Avenged Sevenfold
44 Fart Shaped Box - Nirvana

I once tried to tell my friends about this song, but ended up calling it "Shark Bait Ox"!

45 Let It Pee - The Beatles

Exactly what Frank Zappa said right before asking "Why does it hurt when I pee? " - Britgirl

When I'm on a long road trip,
The waterfalls call out to me,
Let it pee, let it pee. - ethanmeinster

46 Crepe - Radiohead
47 Under the Fridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
48 Break Keys - Ariana Grande
49 We Found Dove (In a Soapless Place) - Rihanna
50 C*M Together - The Beatles
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