Top Ten Amusing Alternative Song TitlesWas just thinking (as you do) about a particular song and almost laughed out loud on a packed train when I thought of what it might have been called if someone had asked me to give it a title. Add some funny ones of your own if you fancy.
The Top Ten
Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit gassy, And I feel like I have a stomachache.
... HAHA! Ok, m'dear, time to calm down... Haha! FART!
Being a Pink Floyd fan, I have to admit I laughed at this one.
It's all fine, Britgirl. This one made me laugh. And I think the band would laugh too.
Does this mean I'll eventually run into an inconsiderate jerk in the hallway?
Sorry, PositronWildhawk - I know you love Pink Floyd!
HHAHA! What does this mean?!
I'm really trying here...Haha! Sorry!
That was SO hilarious!
Hilarious! My fart will go on! Laugh out loud!
Yes...not the best place to spend an eternity, is it?
Phil must be really angry at this list.
Doesn't that depend what you shave/grow?
I LOVE THIS! Oh, and you definitely should grow!
Laugh out loud! Love this one!
Laugh out loud! Amusing list!
This one sort of serves as a companion to "Can't Buy Me Lunch".
Amazing lyrics, Positron. And amazing list, Britgirl.
"Hey food, don't go all bad
It's why you are in the refrigerator
Remember, I'm mixing you in my lunch
Good for my heart and fills my stomach"
.. With four hundred children and a crap in the field...haha!
Haha! I'll give The Idiot that one! Haha!
Then you have lost your sanity.
Looks like Lennon was doing more than drugs...
You killed the Beatles.
He was a ga-a-y stripper...
Please don't hate me for that comment. Please don't.
You'd look pretty bloody stupid if you did!
Apologies to avid Beatles fans out there but a list is a list... Is a list!
You two together are hilarious!
OK, Britgirl, just...relax...try not to react...
Me saying this won't work, will it?
...P.W: For you, I will try... HAHA! FART! I've let you down. I'm sorry. Lighting FART! Haha! Ah dear... :D