Top Ten Weirdest Steven Universe Characters
The weirdest of them all! Now please post a bunch of comments and votes to make me famous! Do it or I find you! YAY! :3I really think he's hilarious and the interesting one. But being the weirdest? Indeed he is.
One of the best characters. I crack up whenever he scares Steven. He is the good kind of weird
Onion is so weird and creepy. I think he is secretly the Antichrist or something
He speaks like "wah wah. Wah wah WAH WAH. Wagh wagh wagh! WAGH! " And you barely hear him speak. And I'm pretty sure he's building a nuke in his garage. Don't ask why.
Okay. Onion is funny but Ronaldo sucks. He is straight up stupid.
Some of his theories are correct if you watch the whole show.
The embodiment of Cars 2

Why is this list made?
His body is a portal to an alternate dimension where you can't breathe. Good enough? No? He is also the guardian of a crystal from a sand temple that looks a lot like a ROBLOX Obby.
Yeah Lions weird. But in the best way possible he's adorable.
I wish Lion was my pet.
I really think that lion is bismuth and rose tamed it when it was corrupted

Sapphire is a Gem from the alien planet Homeworld. She is a blue Gem with long hair, a big blue dress, and one adorable little eye. She is a Sapphire that has the ability to look into the future. She also displays the ability to levitate, use glaciokinesis, and have some for of super human strength. ...read more.
I had a really small crush on sapphire. Then I saw that shes a Cyclops and was like "I think we should see other people." and she was like "Yeah, well I'm already cheating on you with ruby :3"

What? How is Ruby weird. Ruby is epic.

Greg Universe is the dad of the main character, Steven Universe. Greg is a human and lives in a van in the small boardwalk town, Beach City. Greg is usually seen with a white tank top on with shorts and flip flops on. In flashback episodes he has long dark brown hair, a back shirt with a gold star on it, and jeans. ...read more.
He's a failed rock star that lives in a van and runs a car wash.
He's a middle aged dad. Seems pretty normal to me.
He is not weird, there is just no explanation yet for his personality

Lapis Lazuli, you fell to the bottom of the sea.
Mayor dewey is constantly afraid of Gem stuff, even when it's harmless. And for some reason he likes PEARL! Who likes Pearl?! Anyway, he tries to protect the people from fear of Gems, when he's more afraid than them.
His jingle is pretty catchy. I crack up whenever he drives his van around and all you hear in the background is: Mayor dewey! Mayor Dewey!
Because Mayor Dewey doesn't care. He just cares about his looks or their looks. Also his politicals thinga migers.
He is so unlikable.
Despite being evil, Jasper is quite a tragic character to me. She has every right to hate the Crystal Gems for destroying her Diamond. This was obviously something extremely important to Jasper if she's been upset about it for so many years. She isn't exactly evil to me. She's just a soldier taking orders. In her P.O.V, the Crystal Gems are the evil ones and she's doing the right thing. No one deserves to go through what she did. She honestly deserved better. That's just my opinion.
Not only is she HUGE compared to steven when she walked through the hallway that steven hid behind, but she has her gem on her nose, a voic that sounds like a man, and is most likely the Adolph Hitler of Homeworld.
She's so creepy I want the beautiful Pearl to stab her with her spear and throw her gem in a volcano and acid.
Can any of you please look at it through Jaspers point of view! Also why is she called a homeworld, she was made on Earth

He's weird but funny.
Sorry I forgot his name, but just the quote "sometimes I like to live in the moment." is just pretty weird(No offense to the fake T.V. show character). But I guess the lighting WAS pretty bad. :/
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Buck Dewey is Mayor Dewey's son
His name is Buck Dewey.
Get it? Peridot? Peribot? Get it? Get it? Whatever. They are basically floaty spheres with dual chopstick legs. And they fix stuff rather than destroy stuff, when Peridot wants to destroy stuff, rather than fix stuff.
I saw a theroy on YouTube that peridot is a gem experiment. There's a lot of evidence that she is, like her fingers aren't attaches to her hands and she can detach parts of her body too.
They got the name wrong, it's Space Dorito (what, you thought I was gonna say Peridot).
She's sorta overrated

She has an ugly nose.

She calls eyes "seeing spheres".
Best character eva
I call the possessed together breakfast the Together Demon. Its basically an unhealthy waffle death spirit. I think I'm done here.

Kevin is a pervert.

Yeah she gives me nightmares.


Weird in a good way due to her having very few social interactions for years, but still masters her catchphrases:
"Let's get down to Bismuth."
"Pleasure doing Bismuth with you."
"Did you guys Bismuth me? "
Wish I was as good as coming catchphrases like those.
She looks like a rainbow gorilla. Anybody who thinks that's racist it's not. Look at Garnet. She's amazing. Look at Bismuth. She's UGLY.

She's not weird, but she is made out of jealousy.
