Top Ten Annoying Christmas Tunes

It's the most wonderful time of the year again! Where the Holidays are here and so is the Christmas Tunes! There all fun to listen to for aboot the first 3 days of the christmas season and by the 2nd week your ready to throw something at the Radio for playing the Christmas Tune over and over and over again. So basically as a part of the Christmas Topten Countdown Set up by PetSounds it's my pleasure to make a List aboot the top ten most annoying Christmas Tunes we have to listen to way too much until December 25th. Also FYI I love The Christmas season!

The Top Ten

1 I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayle Peevey

There are so many questions surrounding this. Why does a little girl want a dangerous animal for Christmas? Where would you find it? How on earth would you WRAP it?! - Garythesnail

I think the girl's total failure to think through her wish is supposed to be funny. Needless to say, it's not. - Treacle

The song is so corny as hell! - KaylaRae897

Oh bloody hell this song is so annoying. I get that it's popular but the little girls voice is torture and just the song it's self is bad and makes me want to vomit! - Curti2594

The girl singing this song sounds like a hippopotamus so I don't know why she wants another one - PatrickStar

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2 All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey

Okay now this is a really great song one of Mariah's most famous too. It's just that it get played so much and pretty much everyday on every radio station and it gets very annoying very fast. It's not the worst but certainly can piss your ears off after hearing it like 20 times in a week - Curti2594

This song is the most irritating, overplayed, and overrated Christmas song ever! It literally makes me want to saw my ears off. I wouldn't wish this song on my worst enemy.

Hmm... This is nice to hear for the first time when the holiday season starts but it does rather grate very quickly. - Britgirl

Not annoying at all,

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3 Last Christmas - Wham!

George Michael died on Christmas 2016. You could say it was his last Christmas lol.

Last Christmas Donk is worse. The video is a dancing frowny Emoji. Someone asked for it on. I asked for Say My Name by Bebe Rexha on.
- TheDuttyGyal

Wham! Is great at this song.

Oh Whoops sorry it's not only done by Wham there are liek 100 other versions of this song done by Pop artists and Country and just... this song is done by almost everybody it seems and that what's most annoying aboot this song to me!
Now the song itself is very good and I liek the lyrics but when your hear it 10 times in 3 days and you get to hear 3-5 different versions it kinda drives you crazy!
Seriously search up Last Christmas and you'll see just how many versions there are - Curti2594

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4 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Jackson 5

I LOVE that song, especially Michael Jackson's vocals.

I've never really liked this song or felt comfortable singing this song it's just awkward and disturbing...

It has a nice melody but it can get very annoying too! - Curti2594

It not the worst but the more I think about it it seems more annoying.

This one always creeps me out. - PetSounds

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5 Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee

Now don't get me wrong this is an alright song like the first 3 times I hear it every December but by week two this song has been played so much I can't stand it. It's played on many popular Christmas Movies and the radio and T.V.. this song I dislike very much very quickly in the winter season! - Curti2594

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6 All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Kidsongs

Maybe Johnny (or other kids) won't get his two front teeth forever. LOL

I swear if I hear this song ever again, I will make sure this kid never gets their two front teeth! - AnnaO

I was forced to listen to this garbage and even sing it when I was in elementary school. The kid in the song is obnoxious, his voice is grating (I thought this in 2nd grade and stand by my initial reaction) and I'd rather listen to something more pleasant likes nails across a chalk board or a jackhammer or a Harley.

0-0 where is the hammer when you really need to nail your head to the wall when your forced to hear this annoying song. this song was catchy forsure when I was a kid but even then I hated this song. - Curti2594

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7 Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt

Madonna's version is sexy

I honestly used to like the 1989 Madonna's cover, but now I like the original Eartha Kitt's one. The Madonna's cover sounded like she was a smoker, or caught herself a cold. It's so cringeworthy. - KaylaRae897

I would vote for almost every song on this list. I much prefer Christmas songs with meaning in them. The simpler-minded ones just get old. - BKAllmighty

Ugh I think the lyrics to this song are so cheesy & sleazy. It's a horrible Christmas song I hate it. When it comes on the radio I have to change the Channel.

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8 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John Lennon

Well this one's a toss up cause it's a beautiful and meaningful song! But it's understandably depressing to listen to more than 5 times in December alone not the 20 times+ it gets played. I know the message and the sadness in the song. but I don't need to hear it that much! - Curti2594

What? Annoying? Don't think so. - Martinglez

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9 Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

It's Justin Bieber, what do you expect? - Martinglez

I have never had the displeasure of listening to this song but it's Justin Bieber so that's already super annoying as it is!

I'm not gonna go on a rant aboot this Pathetic Mistake for a Canadian! - Curti2594

Wham! Would kill this artist. Last Cristmas by Wham! Would kill this song.

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10 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy

No, this is kida funny... I mean dark...but funny...

This song's annoying and pretty dark when you think about it.

Annoying and quite offensive when you think about it.

Oh, dear God, I HATE THIS SONG! I hate it even more after I've seen the awful (in my opinion) T.V. Movie... If I could go entirely throughout the season of winter without hearing this song, that'd be great! - GaretTheCarrot

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The Contenders

11 Please Come Home for Christmas - Eagles

Now this is a lovely message without a doubt but my issue with this song it's player quiet a bit but it's never the good version's. also when I see the title my melody of the song sounds much different - Curti2594

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12 Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

Why would you make a Christmas song about Santa getting AIDS? - Turkeyasylum

It just serves no good purpose, and has no humour in it. - PositronWildhawk

I wonder why these songs are made in the first place. - Kiteretsunu

Some people enjoy the absurdity of combining gallows humor with something as innocent as Santa Claus. - Treacle

13 Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong

Basically says that Santa is a coke-head.

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14 Fairytale of New York - The Pogues

The opening is bland, but the rest of it is grating. Especially the call-and-response parts. - Treacle

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15 Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey

The only people who would like this song would be drunk, Italian, or retarded

I'm Italian, and I HATE this song! the only people who would like it would be either drunk or retarded


#14?! THIS SHOULD BE #1!

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17 Where Did My Snowman Go - Petula Clark

Man, those screaming kids are annoying! And the narrator's stupidity (your snowman melted, you moron) fails to be adorable. Oh, and this garbage was released in 1952... why didn't it fade into obscurity like it deserved?! - Treacle

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18 Feliz Navidad - José Feliciano

EXTREMELY annoying, had to sing this in school for winter concerts.

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Top Remixes

1. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayle Peevey
2. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
3. Last Christmas - Wham!
1. Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
2. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Kidsongs
3. Last Christmas - Wham!
1. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayle Peevey
2. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee
3. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey


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