Top Ten Most Awkward and Unsexiest Songs About Sex

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The Top Ten

1 King Kong - E-Rotic King Kong - E-Rotic

If your song contains the line "I want your ring-a-ding-dong my King Kong", you know that you failed. - Martin_Canine

2 Frosty - Afroman
3 Fack - Eminem
4 Fritz Love My Tits - E-Rotic

You know, they also made the following songs: "Queen of Light", "Lemmings on the Run", "In the Heat of the Night", "Shenandoah", "En Mon Coeur", "Cat's Eye",... decent and melodious EDM songs with good production.
But they get completely overshadowed by garbage like this.
It's not that the songs are sexual that makes me pan them. It's that they have no clue what sounds sexy. Like, building up a certain tension, singing in a seductive voice, etc. They just mention breasts and penisses all the time, often in baby language ("ding dong" is officially the unsexiest term of all time). - Martin_Canine

5 Ass Like That - Eminem
6 I'm lovin' (L.R.H.P.) - Jimi Blue I'm lovin' (L.R.H.P.) - Jimi Blue
7 Gimme Good Sex - E-Rotic
8 Deepthroat - cupcakKe

She sounds so angry... like, she's mad at you at threatens you to punish you by having sex. - Martin_Canine

9 Hanky Spanky - Sex Appeal

S.E.X Appeal is a spinoff project by the first E-Rotic singer Lyane Leigh. Their first album was obviously heavily inspired by bubblegum dance bands like Aqua or Toy-Box, but they immediately improved afterwards. The silly happy tone was scratched and instead of being in-your-face sexual, the songs became more sensual, seductive, and the music more techno-ish.
This song is however from their debut album and well, listen to the audio sample and you'll know what I mean. - Martin_Canine

10 The Ballad of Chasey Lain - The Bloodhound Gang

The Contenders

11 Xx3 - Blood on the Dance Floor Xx3 - Blood on the Dance Floor
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