Top Ten Most Awkward and Unsexiest Songs About Sex
Imagine saying to your girl, "I ain't one to gasp, but I had no idea it could taste like that"
Nobody cares where you like your kisses Kelly, now why not getting back to making some good music and stop being an embarrassment.
If your song contains the line "I want your ring-a-ding-dong my King Kong", you know that you failed.
Kind of surprised that DaWyteNight did not add this but Birthday Cake could be added to this list I think.
You know, they also made the following songs: "Queen of Light", "Lemmings on the Run", "In the Heat of the Night", "Shenandoah", "En Mon Coeur", "Cat's Eye",... decent and melodious EDM songs with good production.
But they get completely overshadowed by garbage like this.
It's not that the songs are sexual that makes me pan them. It's that they have no clue what sounds sexy. Like, building up a certain tension, singing in a seductive voice, etc. They just mention breasts and penisses all the time, often in baby language ("ding dong" is officially the unsexiest term of all time).
She sounds so angry... like, she's mad at you at threatens you to punish you by having sex.
Why did 6ix9ine have to sing about porn
He was singing about having sex and women touching their breasts. I am not trying to say anything inappropriate but 6ix9ine just decided to sing about porn. And the autotune, *sigh*.
The music video, *throws up*
S.E.X Appeal is a spinoff project by the first E-Rotic singer Lyane Leigh. Their first album was obviously heavily inspired by bubblegum dance bands like Aqua or Toy-Box, but they immediately improved afterwards. The silly happy tone was scratched and instead of being in-your-face sexual, the songs became more sensual, seductive, and the music more techno-ish.
This song is however from their debut album and well, listen to the audio sample and you'll know what I mean.
Why was this not already here?
