Best Booze

Not best cocktails, this is a list for the hardcore straight up booze drinkers!!!

The Top Ten

1 Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

This stuff is too easy to drink straight... Lightweights beware, it'll sneak up on ya! - rhamilt

Perfect for mixing with coke, tastes like vanilla coke and the next thing you remember is waking up puking at a toilet

The finest rum on the market! Especially the Black Cask. Made my friend & I forget about the night!

Well after looking for the best straight alcohol I noticed this was the top of the list, and I've been drinking this forever. I'd have to agree and was hoping to find something new, but it seems Captain Morgan's fits the spot perfectly.

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2 Jameson's Irish Whiskey

Never was a whiskey fan till I tasted Jameson. This is an excellent drink. It's extremely versatile, drink it straight or mixed with anything.

Put this on ice and float away. Best of the best Irish Whiskies! - rhamilt

It remains the Friday night champ! Manages to knock out me and the boys every time.

Crisp and clean!

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3 Johnny Walker Black

I was skeptical about trying this bottle but after reading some of these reviews I gave it a try and I wasn't disappointed. The drink itself is smooth and relaxing, it's one of those liquor a that I can just drink on while leaning back and relaxing with some buds

Nothing beats scotch on the rocks, and Johnnie Walker Black Label is the best scotch there is. How people even dare vote such crap as Tennessee- and Canadian whiskey ahead of scotch, I don't know.

Smooth as water!

Yo baby

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4 Bombay Dry Gin

Bombay is the absolute pinnacle of gin: incorporating spices and herbs from around the world, it truly exemplifies pure excellence in outstanding spirits. Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin is simply in a class of its own, hands down.

The best for you Gin drinkers, whatever the price. - rhamilt

Great with juice, like lemonade or oj. Best gin out their.

It drinks

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5 Laphroaig

I agree, Laphroaig it definately a must to all whisky drinkers.

If you are a whisky drinker, Laphroaig is the real thing (Scotch that is... )

It's an acquired taste, but once you're hooked you'll drink it for life.

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6 Absolut Vodka

If vodka belongs on this list, it's THIS vodka. - rhamilt

my favorite, nothing beats it - hammett45

It's fantastic... The BEST.

Smoother than a babies ass

7 Patron Tequilla

Smoothest tequilla ever conceived. Salt and lime not needed! - rhamilt

Patron is my favorite liquor to drink straight, but it mixes really well with apple juice if you're looking for a good relaxed night with a few friends.

- monster

If you honestly think Patron is the best tequilla ever, then your not a tequilla drinker. Patron is the Macy's of tequilla. Don Julio and 1800 are smoother and have more flavor. If price is no option, Casa Noble, X.Q., and Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo are even better. Patron is over priced and over rated.

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8 J├Ągermeister

JAGER all the way, best drink ever especially JAGERBOMBS! - Dinky2191

Probably spelled wrong, but you know what I'm talking about and you know it's the best. - rhamilt

Nothing else quite like it. drink it straight, drink it mixed its good anyway you have it. and who doesn't love the dear head logo

Very smooth and unique, there is nothing like it in the world

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9 Jack Daniels Sour Mash

I could drink this stuff all night long serve it on ice or mix it with coke in my personal opinion is the best whiskey out there props to mr jack Daniels

On the rocks or with some coke, jacks the winner that is no joke. The first shot you wince the second you flinch, but after that its a synch.

If you aren't drinking Sour Mask - get a bottle (or a case) & enjoy it - chilled slightly.

I have no words for this other than its amazing

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10 Iceberg Vodka

Made from real iceberg water and triple-distilled. The purest form of hard liquor in existence.

Okay if the simple fact of this alcohol being made from ICEBERGS doesn't get you excited... I don't know what will. ICEBERG VODKA ALL THE WAY

The water used in making this brand "Iceberg Vodka" is actually from icebergs - how cool is that?

I love it

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The Contenders

11 Gray Goose Vodka

I love this vodka so smooth you don't need to mix it with anything

"Best vodka in the world,take it slow may sneek up on you!!!"

Smoothest and best when ice cold.

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12 Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey

Holy Hell this stuff is smooth! Also very dangerous... Drink some water with this one you alcoholics! - rhamilt

Ill drink this straight, with coke, etc. I love this stuff! Not gonna lie, this is the drink that could make me an alcoholic laugh out loud. It goes down smooth and tastes great.

Best if you dilute it slightly with water... So smooth going down that you could swear that its not even an alcoholic beverage. Best for the money in my personal opinion.

Better than Jack

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13 Exclusiv Vodka

I agree best, you would think it is a more expensive brand

Best inexpensive vodka; with no hangover

14 Southern Comfort Black Label

There is no other booze that I associate more blackouts with, I like this stuff too much! - rhamilt

I love SoCo more than any man I've ever been with!

First hard stuff I ever had and will take this over all the others... Hands down!

SoCo is always my liquor of choice! I've had a lot of good times or least I think I have lmao!

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15 Ciroc Vodka

Had this for the first time with Finest call loaded bloody mary mix. five star. mixed have and have, couldn't even tell there was liquor in it! Nice...

Can easily drink outta the bottle.

Straight water, one of me number on favorites. A bit too easy to drink though, so be careful

So smooth, like drinking water

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16 Hennessy


Once you do Henny, you don't do any

Love it with my soda...

Should be first on this list

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17 Bacardi Rum

Torched cherry and coke were made for each other. If sex was a mixed drink...

So many flavours so good especially with coke... yummy

Bacardi Rum Black. Smooth enough for shots.

Dragonberry or Arctic Grape, great mixed or straight

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18 Svedka Vodka

As smooth as Grey Goose yet not as expensive. Always a good go to Vodka when looking for quality and affordability.

Isn't harsh it's cheep, and it mixes well with non alcoholic drinks.

5 Times distilled (Like Grey Goose) but not as over priced. - crookster

19 Sailor Jerry's Spiced Navy Rum

Sailor Jerry's is WAY smoother than Capt. Morgans will ever be. Was turned on to SJ about 5 years ago; till then I was a CM drinker for 25+ years, so I've wasted a lot of time drinking the wrong rum-if that's possible

A little rougher because of the 92 proof. But the vanilla and spice make this a very good straight shot.

This is by far my favorite drink! Perfect for drinking straight and no chasers needed.

Best of the best in rum.

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20 Ketel One Vodka

Hands down the best vodka without breaking the bank

Makes Goose taste like swamp water!

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1. Jameson's Irish Whiskey
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3. Johnny Walker Black
1. Jameson's Irish Whiskey
2. Bombay Dry Gin
3. Johnny Walker Black



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