Best Booze

rhamilt
Not best cocktails, this is a list for the hardcore straight up booze drinkers!!!

The Top Ten

1 Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

This stuff is too easy to drink straight... Lightweights beware, it'll sneak up on ya! - rhamilt

Perfect for mixing with coke, tastes like vanilla coke and the next thing you remember is waking up puking at a toilet

The finest rum on the market! Especially the Black Cask. Made my friend & I forget about the night!

Well after looking for the best straight alcohol I noticed this was the top of the list, and I've been drinking this forever. I'd have to agree and was hoping to find something new, but it seems Captain Morgan's fits the spot perfectly.

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2 Jameson's Irish Whiskey

Never was a whiskey fan till I tasted Jameson. This is an excellent drink. It's extremely versatile, drink it straight or mixed with anything.

Put this on ice and float away. Best of the best Irish Whiskies! - rhamilt

It remains the Friday night champ! Manages to knock out me and the boys every time.

Crisp and clean!

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3 Johnny Walker Black

I was skeptical about trying this bottle but after reading some of these reviews I gave it a try and I wasn't disappointed. The drink itself is smooth and relaxing, it's one of those liquor a that I can just drink on while leaning back and relaxing with some buds

Nothing beats scotch on the rocks, and Johnnie Walker Black Label is the best scotch there is. How people even dare vote such crap as Tennessee- and Canadian whiskey ahead of scotch, I don't know.

Smooth as water!

Yo baby

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4 Bombay Dry Gin

Bombay is the absolute pinnacle of gin: incorporating spices and herbs from around the world, it truly exemplifies pure excellence in outstanding spirits. Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin is simply in a class of its own, hands down.

The best for you Gin drinkers, whatever the price. - rhamilt

Great with juice, like lemonade or oj. Best gin out their.

It drinks

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5 Laphroaig

I agree, Laphroaig it definately a must to all whisky drinkers.

If you are a whisky drinker, Laphroaig is the real thing (Scotch that is... )

It's an acquired taste, but once you're hooked you'll drink it for life.

Greatest whisky there is.

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6 Absolut Vodka

If vodka belongs on this list, it's THIS vodka. - rhamilt

my favorite, nothing beats it - hammett45

This is the only vodka I buy and drink. I have converted 2 brothers.

Try Purus vodka u will throw rocks at absolut

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7 Patron Tequilla

Smoothest tequilla ever conceived. Salt and lime not needed! - rhamilt

Patron is my favorite liquor to drink straight, but it mixes really well with apple juice if you're looking for a good relaxed night with a few friends.

GIVE ME A 100 BOTTLES I WILL BE ALRIGHT
- monster

El mejorr

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8 J├Ągermeister

JAGET, JAGER, JAGER, JAGER!
JAGER all the way, best drink ever especially JAGERBOMBS! - Dinky2191

Probably spelled wrong, but you know what I'm talking about and you know it's the best. - rhamilt

Tastes so good and smooth. Only hard liquor I actually like the taste of.

Tastes like medicine but goes down smoothly

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9 Jack Daniels Sour Mash

I could drink this stuff all night long serve it on ice or mix it with coke in my personal opinion is the best whiskey out there props to mr jack Daniels

If you aren't drinking Sour Mask - get a bottle (or a case) & enjoy it - chilled slightly.

On the rocks or with some coke, jacks the winner that is no joke. The first shot you wince the second you flinch, but after that its a synch.

I have no words for this other than its amazing

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10 Iceberg Vodka

Made from real iceberg water and triple-distilled. The purest form of hard liquor in existence.

Okay if the simple fact of this alcohol being made from ICEBERGS doesn't get you excited... I don't know what will. ICEBERG VODKA ALL THE WAY

The water used in making this brand "Iceberg Vodka" is actually from icebergs - how cool is that?

I love it

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The Contenders

11 Gray Goose Vodka

I love this vodka so smooth you don't need to mix it with anything

"Best vodka in the world,take it slow may sneek up on you!!!"

Smoothest and best when ice cold.

On ice Blue Cheese Olives in a Rock Glass o ya

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12 Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey

Holy Hell this stuff is smooth! Also very dangerous... Drink some water with this one you alcoholics! - rhamilt

Ill drink this straight, with coke, etc. I love this stuff! Not gonna lie, this is the drink that could make me an alcoholic laugh out loud. It goes down smooth and tastes great.

Best if you dilute it slightly with water... So smooth going down that you could swear that its not even an alcoholic beverage. Best for the money in my personal opinion.

Better than Jack

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13 Exclusiv Vodka

I agree best, you would think it is a more expensive brand

Best inexpensive vodka; with no hangover

14 Southern Comfort Black Label

There is no other booze that I associate more blackouts with, I like this stuff too much! - rhamilt

I love SoCo more than any man I've ever been with!

First hard stuff I ever had and will take this over all the others... Hands down!

SoCo is always my liquor of choice! I've had a lot of good times or least I think I have lmao!

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15 Ciroc Vodka

Had this for the first time with Finest call loaded bloody mary mix. five star. mixed have and have, couldn't even tell there was liquor in it! Nice...

Can easily drink outta the bottle.

Straight water, one of me number on favorites. A bit too easy to drink though, so be careful

So smooth, like drinking water

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16 Hennessy

IVE TRIED THEM ALL AND IN MANY OCCASIONS EVEN TO JUST DRINK LIKE PEOPLE DRINK COCA-COLA OR GATORADE THAT IS WHY I KNOW ITS THE BEST MIX IT UP WITH SOME HIPNOTIC YOU GOT YOURSELF SOME TASTY INCREDIBLE HULKS I RATHER DRINK IT HOT AND DRY KNOW WHAT IM SAYING! - laredo1loco13

Once you do Henny, you don't do any

Love it with my soda...

Best Way to forget about last night!

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17 Bacardi Rum

Torched cherry and coke were made for each other. If sex was a mixed drink...

So many flavours so good especially with coke... yummy

Bacardi Rum Black. Smooth enough for shots.

Dragonberry or Arctic Grape, great mixed or straight

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18 Svedka Vodka

As smooth as Grey Goose yet not as expensive. Always a good go to Vodka when looking for quality and affordability.

5 Times distilled (Like Grey Goose) but not as over priced. - crookster

Isn't harsh it's cheep, and it mixes well with non alcoholic drinks.

19 Sailor Jerry's Spiced Navy Rum

Sailor Jerry's is WAY smoother than Capt. Morgans will ever be. Was turned on to SJ about 5 years ago; till then I was a CM drinker for 25+ years, so I've wasted a lot of time drinking the wrong rum-if that's possible

A little rougher because of the 92 proof. But the vanilla and spice make this a very good straight shot.

This is by far my favorite drink! Perfect for drinking straight and no chasers needed.

Best of the best in rum.

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20 Ketel One Vodka

Hands down the best vodka without breaking the bank

Makes Goose taste like swamp water!

Beats em all, hands down

Best Vodka I ever had

21 Malibu

Malibu coconut rum is my favorite. Goes down smoothly

Mixes so well with Coke!

22 Fireball

Goes down incredibly smooth and easy. Tastes like candy!

I don't like whiskey but this is the best drink ever. It taste just like candy. Plus it's cheap! You seriously can't go wrong!

Easy to down and you get somewhere when you ask for the Bottle finish and you see the devils from inside the bottle

Tastes great

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23 Maker's Mark

cheap, delicious ky bourbon... who could ask for bore - bufallowings42

This is the ONLY way to drink!!!

Mix the whisky and some coke and you have an easy smooth drink. Personally as a 15 year old it's easy becuase lots of parents have this in their house and gives you a satisfactory buzz.

Great stuff! My favorite

24 Johnnie Walker Blue

Best liquor hands down

The best scotch wiskey in the world!

Damn good!

25 Old Monk Rum

If you are a rum lover... This is the rum you should taste before dying. Either you love this Rum or you Hate this, there is no middle opinion on this. One the finest aromatic rum I have ever tasted.

The best rum with a strong caramel taste. A bit fiery though

All rum lovers can hit like for Old Monk.. I personally feel it's the best rum and had to be tasted at least once..

All rum lovers should have already tasted this

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26 Smirnoff

Smirnoff is a marriage between a quality product and affordability. It can no way kill the absolute king of vodka(Absolut) but definitely deserves a spot in the top ten.

Nice taken with a ice cold sprite

Life is calling. Where are you? - Edwyn

27 Gordon's Gin
28 Wild Turkey 101

This bourbon is only for those who really know how to drink. So all you ladies who think you can pound a few shots down, try this one. - RdrTech

How can you have a list like this without the screaming chicken?

I don't drink for the flavor. I drink for the effect. 101 is quick and nearly hang over free because its clean as long as you hydrate before you crash.

29 Jose Cuervo Tequila

Piker

30 Woodford Reserve Bourbon

It simply doesn't get any better than this. - thebige

The best of the wheat bourbons.

31 Jack Daniel's Whiskey

Get the honey flavor. Very smooth and effective.

Best. Only liquor I drink.

By far my favorite

32 Famous Grouse

Fine blended scotch you can't beat that on the rocks with red bull

Excellent balance of flavors and at a fair price.

33 Koskenkorva 013

It's a traditional booze. - Annaaa

34 Strongbow Cider

Real good. Better then all the others

My favorite Cider. It's not as sickly sweet as bulmers. My go to drink in our Irish Pub.

35 Bulmers Cider

Great stuff, taste like real cider should, beats strongbow and mercury any day.

36 43 Below Vodka

mMmMmM even the passionfruit is awesome, smooth drink with a slight burn

37 Dewars Scotch

The Captian Morgans of scotch - rhamilt

38 Grand Marnier

Straight up or on ice. Delicious and a nice mellow long buzz.

Best to drink it in a snifter glass.

39 RumChata

Perfect anytime. Amazing when mixed with fireball

Taste like the milk after you eat a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. Rumchatta is life changing.

40 Tito's Vodka

A very smooth American made corn based vodka with a distinctively marvelous taste. America's top vodka, ranks right up there with the best vodkas in the world.

Easily the most smooth vodka on the market, at a great price!

Great vodka made from corn an smooth as.

Oh so smooth and great by itself, but best half and half with fresh OJ.

41 Goldschlager

I love this stuff to much! Put it in the fridge or freezer, and drink straight without any chasers. You will love it! And the gold flakes are awesome to look at. There100% real gold!

Taste great, just like reds candy

A little heaven on earth

Nasty, stay away, you will get sick if ingested.

42 Top and Bottom

ANY alcohol that's left in the house, dorm, wherever and mixing it together. True alkies know what I'm talking about.

43 Kutskova Vodka
44 Stoli Vanilla Vodka
45 Remy Martin

They call me remy cause I threw a bottle threw a windshield

I think it be tasty mate.

46 Pussers

the royal british navy's rum for like 300 years - bufallowings42

47 Jim Beam Black

How the hell is this not the best? I've drank forever and I can't find something better.

48 Crown Royal Black
49 Everclear

You want to have an interesting night this is what you want

Will start your car! Seriously!

50 Dr. Mcgillicuddy's

SO good, the doctors in the house!

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