Best Booze

Not best cocktails, this is a list for the hardcore straight up booze drinkers!!!

The Top Ten

1 Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

This stuff is too easy to drink straight... Lightweights beware, it'll sneak up on ya! - rhamilt

Captain & Coke = Drink of the Gods!

Perfect for mixing with coke, tastes like vanilla coke and the next thing you remember is waking up puking at a toilet

Captain Morgan is only for the strong willed

2 Jameson's Irish Whiskey

Nectar of the irish gods

Simply smooth and comfortably warm; best sampled by sipping from a snifter. Positively delightful.

Never was a whiskey fan till I tasted Jameson. This is an excellent drink. It's extremely versatile, drink it straight or mixed with anything.

Splash a tiny bit of water in your shot, best thing ever!

3 Johnny Walker Black

I was skeptical about trying this bottle but after reading some of these reviews I gave it a try and I wasn't disappointed. The drink itself is smooth and relaxing, it's one of those liquor a that I can just drink on while leaning back and relaxing with some buds

Nothing beats scotch on the rocks, and Johnnie Walker Black Label is the best scotch there is. How people even dare vote such crap as Tennessee- and Canadian whiskey ahead of scotch, I don't know.

Smooth as water!

Simply amazing

4 Bombay Dry Gin

Bombay is the absolute pinnacle of gin: incorporating spices and herbs from around the world, it truly exemplifies pure excellence in outstanding spirits. Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin is simply in a class of its own, hands down.

The best for you Gin drinkers, whatever the price. - rhamilt

Great with juice, like lemonade or oj. Best gin out their.

It drinks

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5 Laphroaig

If you are a whisky drinker, Laphroaig is the real thing (Scotch that is... )

I agree, Laphroaig it definately a must to all whisky drinkers.

It's an acquired taste, but once you're hooked you'll drink it for life.

Laphroaig is The Definitive Islay Malt

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6 Absolut Vodka

If vodka belongs on this list, it's THIS vodka. - rhamilt

This is the only vodka I buy and drink. I have converted 2 brothers.

my favorite, nothing beats it - hammett45

It's fantastic... The BEST.

7 Patron Tequilla

I had never been much of a drinker until I tried patron and I loved it and then my curiosity got the best of me and I tried Don Julio and it is so much better! My special margaritas taste so much better when made with D.J. So take from someone who doesn't like change it is SOOO worth the extra money to try. And it doesn't mess my stomach up! One day I'm gonna try some of those other expensive tequilas that was mentioned in a previous post bit for now D.J. is my #1 and sorry to say Patron is my #2 for now anyways

Smoothest tequilla ever conceived. Salt and lime not needed! - rhamilt

Patron is my favorite liquor to drink straight, but it mixes really well with apple juice if you're looking for a good relaxed night with a few friends.

Best kept in frig /freezer... Ready to go!

8 Jägermeister

Tastes like medicine but goes down smoothly

JAGER all the way, best drink ever especially JAGERBOMBS! - Dinky2191

Probably spelled wrong, but you know what I'm talking about and you know it's the best. - rhamilt

Voted having the most beautiful eyes by science

9 Jack Daniels Sour Mash

I could drink this stuff all night long serve it on ice or mix it with coke in my personal opinion is the best whiskey out there props to mr jack Daniels

On the rocks or with some coke, jacks the winner that is no joke. The first shot you wince the second you flinch, but after that its a synch.

If you aren't drinking Sour Mask - get a bottle (or a case) & enjoy it - chilled slightly.

I have no words for this other than its amazing

10 Iceberg Vodka

Made from real iceberg water and triple-distilled. The purest form of hard liquor in existence.

Okay if the simple fact of this alcohol being made from ICEBERGS doesn't get you excited... I don't know what will. ICEBERG VODKA ALL THE WAY

The water used in making this brand "Iceberg Vodka" is actually from icebergs - how cool is that?

Awesome on the rocks, but my favorite is mixing it with Oasis Probiotic juice.

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The Contenders

11 Gray Goose Vodka

I love this vodka so smooth you don't need to mix it with anything

"Best vodka in the world,take it slow may sneek up on you!!!"

Smoothest and best when ice cold.

On ice Blue Cheese Olives in a Rock Glass o ya

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12 Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey

Make hot sweet tea in the coffee pot, half and half with crown, kick back and enjoy the winter

Holy Hell this stuff is smooth! Also very dangerous... Drink some water with this one you alcoholics! - rhamilt

Ill drink this straight, with coke, etc. I love this stuff! Not gonna lie, this is the drink that could make me an alcoholic laugh out loud. It goes down smooth and tastes great.

Best if you dilute it slightly with water... So smooth going down that you could swear that its not even an alcoholic beverage. Best for the money in my personal opinion.

13 Exclusiv Vodka

I agree best, you would think it is a more expensive brand

Best inexpensive vodka; with no hangover

14 Ciroc Vodka

Underrated. Must try

Had this for the first time with Finest call loaded bloody mary mix. five star. mixed have and have, couldn't even tell there was liquor in it! Nice...

Straight water, one of me number on favorites. A bit too easy to drink though, so be careful

Can easily drink outta the bottle.

15 Southern Comfort Black Label

I love SoCo more than any man I've ever been with!

There is no other booze that I associate more blackouts with, I like this stuff too much! - rhamilt

First hard stuff I ever had and will take this over all the others... Hands down!

F**k yea! Its all about the SoCo baby!

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16 Hennessy

Once you do Henny, you don't do any


Love it with my soda...

Best Way to forget about last night!

17 Svedka Vodka

Way to go if low on cash; and no hangover. Surprise Surprise

As smooth as Grey Goose yet not as expensive. Always a good go to Vodka when looking for quality and affordability.

5 Times distilled (Like Grey Goose) but not as over priced. - crookster

Isn't harsh it's cheep, and it mixes well with non alcoholic drinks.

18 Bacardi Rum

Torched cherry and coke were made for each other. If sex was a mixed drink...

So many flavours so good especially with coke... yummy

Bacardi Rum Black. Smooth enough for shots.

It's my favorite thing to drink straight.

19 Sailor Jerry's Spiced Navy Rum

Sailor Jerry's is WAY smoother than Capt. Morgans will ever be. Was turned on to SJ about 5 years ago; till then I was a CM drinker for 25+ years, so I've wasted a lot of time drinking the wrong rum-if that's possible

A little rougher because of the 92 proof. But the vanilla and spice make this a very good straight shot.

This is by far my favorite drink! Perfect for drinking straight and no chasers needed.

No doubt, the best spiced rum on the market, try them side by side and you will be amazed.

20 Ketel One Vodka

Right on par with Belvedere. I did a taste test and couldn’t tell the difference. Great for Moscow Mules.

Hands down the best vodka without breaking the bank

Makes Goose taste like swamp water!

Beats em all, hands down

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21 Fireball

Easy to down and you get somewhere when you ask for the Bottle finish and you see the devils from inside the bottle

Tastes great

Goes down incredibly smooth and easy. Tastes like candy!

Taste like you’re drinking RedHots! Great tasting, smooth to drink!

22 Malibu

So smooth you'll drink until you forget without even realizing

Malibu coconut rum is my favorite. Goes down smoothly

Mixes so well with Coke!

23 Maker's Mark

Smooth and rich. Neat or on the rocks.

Mix with Eggnog and enjoy

Cheap but good bourbon!

cheap, delicious ky bourbon... who could ask for bore - bufallowings42

24 Johnnie Walker Blue

Best liquor hands down

The best scotch wiskey in the world!

Damn good!

25 Old Monk Rum

Nothing can beat Old Monk with Thums Up

If you are a rum lover... This is the rum you should taste before dying. Either you love this Rum or you Hate this, there is no middle opinion on this. One the finest aromatic rum I have ever tasted.

The best rum with a strong caramel taste. A bit fiery though

All rum lovers can hit like for Old Monk.. I personally feel it's the best rum and had to be tasted at least once..

26 Smirnoff


Smirnoff is a marriage between a quality product and affordability. It can no way kill the absolute king of vodka(Absolut) but definitely deserves a spot in the top ten.

Nice taken with a ice cold sprite

Life is calling. Where are you? - Edwyn

27 Jack Daniel's Whiskey

Smooth & complex.

Not good

Get the honey flavor. Very smooth and effective.

Best. Only liquor I drink.

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28 Wild Turkey 101

This bourbon is only for those who really know how to drink. So all you ladies who think you can pound a few shots down, try this one. - RdrTech

How can you have a list like this without the screaming chicken?

I don't drink for the flavor. I drink for the effect. 101 is quick and nearly hang over free because its clean as long as you hydrate before you crash.

29 Gordon's Gin
30 Woodford Reserve Bourbon

It simply doesn't get any better than this. - thebige

The best of the wheat bourbons.

31 Jose Cuervo Tequila


32 Koskenkorva 013

It's a traditional booze. - Annaaa

33 Tito's Vodka

Best Vodka for the price

A very smooth American made corn based vodka with a distinctively marvelous taste. America's top vodka, ranks right up there with the best vodkas in the world.

Easily the most smooth vodka on the market, at a great price!

Great vodka made from corn an smooth as.

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34 Famous Grouse

Fine blended scotch you can't beat that on the rocks with red bull

Excellent balance of flavors and at a fair price.

35 43 Below Vodka

mMmMmM even the passionfruit is awesome, smooth drink with a slight burn

36 Strongbow Cider

Real good. Better then all the others

My favorite Cider. It's not as sickly sweet as bulmers. My go to drink in our Irish Pub.

37 Bulmers Cider

Great stuff, taste like real cider should, beats strongbow and mercury any day.

38 RumChata

Perfect anytime. Amazing when mixed with fireball

Taste like the milk after you eat a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. Rumchatta is life changing.

39 Evan Williams Kentucky Bourbon

evil williams, whisky williams, e. w. is so good - bufallowings42

40 Grand Marnier

Straight up or on ice. Delicious and a nice mellow long buzz.

Best to drink it in a snifter glass.

41 Dewars Scotch

The Captian Morgans of scotch - rhamilt

42 Pussers

the royal british navy's rum for like 300 years - bufallowings42

43 Jim Beam Black

How the hell is this not the best? I've drank forever and I can't find something better.

44 Crown Royal Black
45 Remy Martin

They call me remy cause I threw a bottle threw a windshield

I think it be tasty mate.

46 Dr. Mcgillicuddy's

SO good, the doctors in the house!

47 Stoli Vanilla Vodka
48 Goldschlager

I love this stuff to much! Put it in the fridge or freezer, and drink straight without any chasers. You will love it! And the gold flakes are awesome to look at. There100% real gold!

Nasty, stay away, you will get sick if ingested.

Taste great, just like reds candy

A little heaven on earth

49 Everclear

You want to have an interesting night this is what you want

Will start your car! Seriously!

50 Top and Bottom

ANY alcohol that's left in the house, dorm, wherever and mixing it together. True alkies know what I'm talking about.

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Top Remixes

1. Jameson's Irish Whiskey
2. Bombay Dry Gin
3. Johnny Walker Black
1. Jameson's Irish Whiskey
2. Bombay Dry Gin
3. Johnny Walker Black


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