Top 10 Cheesiest Songs

The Top Ten
1 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham!

Wow. Someone must really hate George Michael.

2 Careless Whisper - George Michael

Careless Whisper is the best type of cheesy.

More like "Spineless Lisper"

3 The Final Countdown - Europe

These guys were pretty much proto power metal.

4 True - Spandau Ballet
5 I Melt With You - Modern English

I mostly remember this being in chocolate commercials. Appropriate.

Aw. I like this song a lot.

6 Hey Mickey - Toni Basil
7 Heartbeat - Don Johnson
8 Barbie Girl - Aqua

I'll admit to liking Aqua, but WHY on Earth did they have to release this song? Sure, it appealed to kids who still played with Barbies back then, but now those kids are grown up and it makes us scoff.

Lemme go get some blue cheese this is strong cheese you can't get out your nose

I'm a Barbie girl I'm livin my own world I'm am plastic call fanashion you can't touch my BUTT girl

Why? Why it is so damn cheesy? This it the epithome of cheesiness

9 Last Christmas - Wham!
10 I'll Tumble 4 Ya - Culture Club

The Newcomers

? Hotline Bling - Drake
? Want U Back - Cher Lloyd
The Contenders
11 You Spin Me Round - Dead or Alive

The video is so cheesy. and since then Pete Burns has made himself look like a woman.

12 (I Just) Died in Your Arms - Cutting Crew
13 Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

This song will never get old (Memes live on! ), but I do agree that this is cheesy.

Top Ten material

14 She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby
15 Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce

Bands like DragonForce and Manowar sit firmly in the "so bad they're hilarious" camp.

16 Take On Me - a-Ha

Ok... What? Take On Me isn't cheesy. And if it is at all cheesy, it's the right kind of cheesy. Like, the most delicious cheese to ever exist. The kind of cheese you can eat daily and never get tired of the taste.

A-ha is one of the best and overlooked artists ever. Although Take On Me is the most iconic, and its music video won me over and became my favorite A-ha song, most fans will say that Take On Me is not their best song. So check out some of the other ones. Morten Harket's voice though... *faints*

And let's face it, if this song is cheesy, then the crap of today is like... Ancient moldy Gorgonzola cheese. Blech! No thank you.

17 Baby - Justin Bieber

This song is pretty cheesy but nowhere near the worst song ever.

18 Prisoner of Your Eyes - Judas Priest
19 Rorke's Drift - Sabaton
20 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred

This song is so cocky sounding. Confidence is one thing, this song is another

Uhhhhhh... I hate this song like no other. I mean whats the point to it?

21 Especially for You - Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan
22 Lips of an Angel - Hinder

Not only incredibly cheesy, but unlistenable as well.

This should be in the top 10.

23 You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
24 Wasted Years - Iron Maiden
25 Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold
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