Bring some life to the tube. Otherwise we're stuck with that dull voice from King's Cross to Charing Cross.
1 Brian Blessed
You can picture an old man waddling towards the door before the train shakes and the voice bellows "MIND THE BLOODY GAP! " - PositronWildhawk
2 Milton Jones
Milton Hywel Jones is a Welsh comedian. His style of humour is based on one-liners involving puns delivered in a deadpan and slightly neurotic style.
Various puns in numbers would follow. - PositronWildhawk
3 Rowan Atkinson
Rowan Sebastian Atkinson, is an English actor, comedian, and screenwriter best known for his work on the sitcoms Blackadder and Mr.Bean
It will make you laugh the moment the train leaves the platform. - PositronWildhawk
Oh my Teddy! Mr. Bean voice might say that a few times. - Kiteretsunu
As Mr. Bean of course! But if word got out, the statiom would be PACKED! An excellent choice, Pos, in theory... - Britgirl
I LOVE this list idea but unfortunately I know only this guy. Loved your comments, Posron! - HezarioSeth
4 Norman Lovett
Norman Derrick Lovett, also known as 'The Dude With The 'Tude', is an English stand-up comedian and actor, best known for the role of Holly in Red Dwarf during the first, second, seventh and eighth series.
You probably don't know him. He was the original "Holly" from Red Dwarf. Having him there would certainly be... comforting... No, not that... - PositronWildhawk
5 Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring.
"THIS IS THE FASTEST TRAIN... IN THE WORLD..." - PositronWildhawk
6 Kelsey Grammer
Allen Kelsey Grammer is an American actor, voice actor, comedian, producer, director, writer, singer and activist.
He could be either Frasier Crane or Sideshow Bob to entertain you. - PositronWildhawk
7 Dara O'Briain
This will be the craziest experience to ever happen to the Tube. - PositronWildhawk
8 Simon Pegg
Simon John Pegg is an English actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Pegg came to public prominence in Britain as the co-creator of the Channel 4 sitcom Spaced, directed by Edgar Wright.
"Whoa, whoa, do you think the gap's not that big, mate? " - PositronWildhawk
9 Penelope Keith
Dame Penelope Keith is an English actress primarily known for her roles in the British sitcoms The Good Life and To the Manor Born.
This needs to happen. It would be joyous. - PositronWildhawk
10 Tom Baker
Thomas Stewart Baker is an English actor. He is best known as the fourth incarnation of the Doctor in the science fiction series Doctor Who from 1974 to 1981, a longer tenure than any other actor, and for the narration of the comedy series Little Britain.
Because Richard Briers can't do it anymore. Sadly. - PositronWildhawk
11 Barack Obama
Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt ...read more.
12 Robert Downey Jr.
Robert John Downey Jr. is an American actor. His career has included critical and popular success in his youth, followed by a period of substance abuse and legal troubles, and a resurgence of commercial success in middle age.
13 Mia Wasikowska
Mia Wasikowska is an Australian actress best known for starring as Alice Kingsleigh in Johnny Depp and Tim Burton's adaptation of Alice in Wonderland.
Socrates was a classical Greek philosopher credited as one of the founders of Western philosophy, and as being the first moral philosopher, of the Western ethical tradition of thought.
15 Justin Bieber
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
16 Helena Bonham Carter
Helena Bonham Carter is an English actress. She was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actress for her role as Kate Croy in The Wings of the Dove, and the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her role as Queen Elizabeth in The King's Speech.
17 Melvin Odoom
Melvin Odoom is an English comedian, radio DJ and television presenter, best known as a team captain on the BBC Three panel show Sweat the Small Stuff and as co-presenter of the 2015 series of The Xtra Factor on ITV2.