Top Ten Funniest Country Names
So I am 1/4 Turkish, not offended, but I think Djibouti (jabooty) should be on top. Also on an unrelated note fezzes and ataturk are badass
Me and my friends say Turkey and Hungary are best friends.
Don't make fun of my country; I'm half Turkish, so be careful. I get mad easily.
I always think of Thanksgiving whenever I hear this country's name.
I don't know anything about this country's history or culture and I am sure it is absolutely amazing but the name is pretty funny.
If there's an earthquake in eastern Africa, It'll certainly...
"Why do you like that African girl? "
"She has a nice Djibouti"
Haha, I wonder who named it that," I did bro! '
Imagine being a black kid with a name that sounds like that and a white teacher says your name
Very awesome place to originate from. Black always welcome
When you teacher ask you what country you came from
I am using this country for school
Russia to the kitchen, I'm Hungary, better get some Turkey and when you're done, could you give me a back massage while your hands still have some Greece on them?
Hungary and Turkey are best friends!
Haha it should be higher!
Well Russia is pronounced "Rusher" like your rushing your way to work.
I'm Russian myself and I'm honored by the pronunciation.
The name "Russia" comes from a Viking tribe, the Rus.
I'm not going to laugh at the Russians!
Tonga is called a cart pulled by a horse in hindi
It sounds weird... doesn't it?
I think its tong a time
Like a Tonga line?
"Finland! " - Patrick Star
What makes the name Finland so funny is not really the name itself, but rather how it has been cemented into popular culture and Internet culture, all thanks to this pink starfish.
If SpongeBob didn't exist, this would still be funny because it's like a land of fins. But Patrick made this country's name 50 times better.
Is Patrick okay?
Georgia is a US state, a country name and a name.
I'm from Georgia and real name of Georgia is saqartvelo.
Not only is it the name of a country, but it’s also the name of a US state.
Someone is gonna get confused why Swaziland!
Is the Swazi Kingdom named after Switzerland?
It sounds like spit
Swaziland is fun
Spelt like "Fiji". If you replaces the first "I" you'll have Fuji.
I eat horse meat
I love the water
I like the "OO" but it also sounds like Cameron (name) or the word camera.
Replace one of the 'o' and you'll have Cameroon
Name of type of fishs
MY HOme country
I like china, I know lots of people from china
Sounds like marshmallow
Paw patrol dalmatian
Marshall's a boy name.
Montenegro is a Spanish name yet they're a country which speaks Montenegrin and Serbian so why is the name Spanish. I feel like they could have used something similar to Crna Gora which is Montenegro in Montenegrin.
If you look it up in the dictionary, the last two syllables make an offensive word!
It has a lot of spanish black people.
It has negro in it
If you are Hungary get a Turkey and boil it in Greece!
Greece? Uh, doesn't it sound like the word "grease"?
Man Greece has done a lot and now it’s a thing in food.
In the north of England, they pronounce "no way" like this. For example, they say "There's Norway I'm doing that."
I really want to visit Norway one day I might go to Norway
Ohh man I can't wait to go to Oman.
Oman not good 2 compotor please 2 help
America, no invading, America no invading, America no invading.
oh come on man!
The father of New Guinea is Guinea. So, I can see why it has Papa in the name.
Is it papau, new Guinea, or irian jawa?
Papa New Guinea
PAPUNU_GUNA Sounds like funny
Sounds like naruru
I thought Iceland was Greenland at first, but oh boy was I wrong :O
I thought I was on Greenland when I was on your country.
Iceland is the name of a store.
Cause it's made of ice.
I ran to Iran from I-Raq
If you replace the 'r' with a 'c' you'll have Iceland.
Despite not being a country greenland is not green at all
Greenland is made of rock and ice caps!
The funny part is that the name is a lie.
I want to go there it's the best artic circle country!
Just remove the k and it will sounds like urine.
Sounds like "Crane" without the u
Ha the name sounds like Lick the Stain. hahahahahah
Take the A with an e and it spells grenade!