Top Ten Funniest Country Names

JackLawler

The Top Ten

1 Turkey Turkey Turkey, officially the Republic of Turkey, is a transcontinental country in Eurasia, mainly in Anatolia in Western Asia, with a smaller portion on the Balkan peninsula in Southeast Europe. Turkey is bordered by eight countries with Greece and Bulgaria to the northwest; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, ...read more.

Me and my friends say Turkey and Hungary are best friends.

I always think of Thanksgiving whenever I hear this country's name. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Lemme guess: Thanksgiving is the most loved holiday. - GrapeJuiceK

LOL

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2 Djibouti Djibouti

I don't know anything about this country's history or culture and I am sure it is absolutely amazing but the name is pretty funny. - SoccerFan

I am going to kick Djibouti

Funny makes no sense

I love it!

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3 Russia Russia Russia, known as the "Russian Federation", was formed on Dec 25, 1991. It is located mainly in Asia, while a portion of it remains in Europe. The capital and largest city is Moscow, followed by Saint Petersburg in terms of population. The country primarily speaks Russian, a Slavic language. ...read more.

The name "Russia" comes from a Viking tribe, the Rus.

I'm not going to laugh at the Russians! - Britgirl

Stop Stalin and Start Russian!

Well,it's a great entertaining list but some people started to take it seriously.The Russians will simply vote for United States and Americans for Russia (if it's for political reason).Anyway I don't think Russia is a funny name (I am not Russian).It seems to be fine to me.I find some of the countries' name funny but I wont laugh at it.because every words come from different languages.I won't laugh at a thing that I don't know of - zxm

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4 Tonga Tonga Tonga, officially the Kingdom of Tonga, is a Polynesian sovereign state and archipelago comprising 169 islands of which 36 are inhabited.

Tonga is called a cart pulled by a horse in hindi

Like a Tonga line? - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

It sounds weird... doesn't it? - 0744rose

Remove the 'a' and you'll have Tong and adding 'ue' it will be Tongue. - JackLawler

5 Hungary Hungary Hungary is a sovereign state in Europe. It is situated in the Carpathian Basin and is bordered by Slovakia to the north, Romania to the east, Serbia to the south, Croatia to the southwest, Slovenia to the west, Austria to the northwest, and Ukraine to the northeast.

Russia to the kitchen, I'm Hungary, better get some Turkey and when you're done, could you give me a back massage while your hands still have some Greece on them? - Ac

Actually Hungary is a really cool name, it is really petty to people who seem only the hungry word in this great country. - MatrixGuy

Hungary and Turkey are best friends! - micahisthebest

Should be Higher! - micahisthebest

6 Finland Finland

"Finland! " - Patrick Star
What makes the name Finland so funny is not really the name itself, but rather how it has been cemented into popular culture and Internet culture, all thanks to this pink starfish. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

FINLAND! -Vestalis

7 Niger Niger Niger, officially the Republic of Niger, is a landlocked country in Western Africa, named after the Niger River.

If you guys think this is funny, you are racist. - 445956

Haha so funny

Very awesome place to originate from. Black always welcome

Niger is a countrie what the hell man that's so racist this doesn't make sense😀😩😱🀐

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8 Georgia Georgia Georgia is a country in the Caucasus region. Located at the crossroads between Eastern Europe and Western Asia it is bounded to the west by the Black Sea, to the north by Russian Federation, to the south by Turkey and Armenia, and to the southeast by Azerbaijan. The country's capital and a largest city ...read more.

Georgia is a US state, a country name and a name. - JackLawler

I'm from georgia and real name of georgia is saqartvelo-ბაαƒ₯არრ- ვαƒ"αƒšαƒ

9 Fiji Fiji Fiji, officially the Republic of Fiji, is an island country in Melanesia in the South Pacific Ocean about 1,100 nautical miles northeast of New Zealand's North Island.

Spelt like "Fiji". If you replaces the first "I" you'll have Fuji. - JackLawler

10 Swaziland Swaziland

Someone is gonna get confused why Swaziland!

Swaziland is fun

Is the Swazi Kingdom named after Switzerland? - JackLawler

Swastikaland lol

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The Contenders

11 Cameroon Cameroon

I like the "OO" but it also sounds like Cameron (name) or the word camera. - lolingdog9000

Replace one of the 'o' and you'll have Cameroon - JackLawler

Name of type of fishs - belarbi

MY HOme country - Andyman234

12 Marshall Islands Marshall Islands The Marshall Islands, officially the Republic of the Marshall Islands, is an island country located near the equator in the Pacific Ocean, slightly west of the International Date Line.

I like china, I know lots of people from china

Paw patrol dalmatian

Marshall's a boy name. - JackLawler

hi

13 Norway Norway Norway, officially the Kingdom of Norway, is a sovereign and unitary monarchy whose territory comprises the western portion of the Scandinavian Peninsula plus the island Jan Mayen and the archipelago of Svalbard.

In the north of England, they pronounce "no way" like this. For example, they say "There's Norway I'm doing that." - Britgirl

I visited Norway last summer, very beautiful place! - Catacorn

14 Papua New Guinea Papua New Guinea Papua New Guinea, officially the Independent State of Papua New Guinea, is an Oceanian country that occupies the eastern half of the island of New Guinea and its offshore islands in Melanesia, a region of the southwestern Pacific Ocean north of Australia.

Papa New Guinea

PAPUNU_GUNA Sounds like funny - chandrakantsahu1993

Is it papau, new Guinea, or irian jawa? - RecklessGreed

PAPUA? can I have a NEW GUINEA? - AlphaQ

15 Greece Greece Greece, officially the Hellenic Republic, also known since ancient times as Hellas is a country located in southeastern Europe.

Greece? Uh, doesn't it sound like the word "grease"? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Man Greece has done a lot and now it’s a thing in food.

16 Iceland Iceland Iceland, also called the Republic of Iceland, is a Nordic island country between the North Atlantic and the Arctic Ocean. It is known as the most peaceful country on earth.

I thought I was on Greenland when I was on your country. - dewgiby

Iceland is the name of a store. - JackLawler

"I Hate Iceland" - The Internet - dewgiby

I thought Iceland was Greenland at first, but oh boy was I wrong :O

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17 Ireland Ireland Formed in 1916 after the Easter uprising, Ireland is a small country with a population of roughly 5 million.

If you replace the 'r' with a 'c' you'll have Iceland. - JackLawler

18 Greenland Greenland Greenland is an autonomous country within the Danish Realm, located between the Arctic and Atlantic Oceans, east of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago.

Greenland is made of rock and ice caps!

Despite not being a country greenland is not green at all - ikerevievs

The funny part is that the name is a lie. - SovietZephyr

The lad of green people - TwilightKitsune

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19 Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine is a sovereign country in Eastern Europe, bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Belarus to the northwest, Poland and Slovakia to the west, Hungary, Romania, and Moldova to the southwest, and the Black Sea and Sea of Azov to the south and southeast, respectively.

Sounds like "Crane" without the u - lolingdog9000

20 San Marino San Marino San Marino, officially the Republic of San Marino, also known as the Most Serene Republic of San Marino, is an enclaved microstate surrounded by Italy, situated on the Italian Peninsula on the northeastern side of the Apennine Mountains.

"the most serene republic of San Marino" - RecklessGreed

Dan Marino - SteelCity99

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