Top Ten Funniest Country Names

JackLawler

The Top Ten

1 Turkey Turkey Turkey, officially the Republic of Turkey, is a transcontinental country in Eurasia, mainly in Anatolia in Western Asia, with a smaller portion on the Balkan peninsula in Southeast Europe. Turkey is bordered by eight countries with Greece and Bulgaria to the northwest; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, ...read more.

I'm Hungary, and I need a Turkey.

Brake

Mmm... Turkey

Me and my friends say Turkey and Hungary are best friends.

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2 Djibouti Djibouti

Djibouti is amazing

"Why do you like that African girl? "

"She has a nice Djibouti"

booty

If there's an earthquake in eastern Africa, It'll certainly...

Shake Djibouti.

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3 Hungary Hungary Hungary is a sovereign state in Europe. It is situated in the Carpathian Basin and is bordered by Slovakia to the north, Romania to the east, Serbia to the south, Croatia to the southwest, Slovenia to the west, Austria to the northwest, and Ukraine to the northeast.

Hungary minus the a is so funny I mean its like also funny when there is turkey in it like hey hungry want some turkey and greece lololololol

Russia to the kitchen, I'm Hungary, better get some Turkey and when you're done, could you give me a back massage while your hands still have some Greece on them? - Ac

Give me food

Actually Hungary is a really cool name, it is really petty to people who seem only the hungry word in this great country. - MatrixGuy

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4 Niger Niger Niger, officially the Republic of Niger, is a landlocked country in Western Africa, named after the Niger River.

Racist is not 1st ill get my mandem to shoot you

haha

Best name because n word lmaoxdxdxdxd

No need to explain

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5 Russia Russia Russia, known as the "Russian Federation", was formed on Dec 25, 1991. It is located mainly in Asia, while a portion of it remains in Europe. The capital and largest city is Moscow, followed by Saint Petersburg in terms of population. The country primarily speaks Russian, a Slavic language. ...read more.

The name "Russia" comes from a Viking tribe, the Rus.

I'm Russian myself and I'm honored by the pronunciation.

I'm not going to laugh at the Russians! - Britgirl

Stop Stalin and Start Russian!

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6 Tonga Tonga Tonga, officially the Kingdom of Tonga, is a Polynesian sovereign state and archipelago comprising 169 islands of which 36 are inhabited.

Tonga is called a cart pulled by a horse in hindi

Like a Tonga line? - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

It sounds weird... doesn't it? - 0744rose

Remove the 'a' and you'll have Tong and adding 'ue' it will be Tongue. - JackLawler

7 Finland Finland Finland, officially the Republic of Finland, is a sovereign state in Europe. It has a capital of Helsinki and got independence from the Soviet Union after WWI.

If SpongeBob didn't exist, this would still be funny because it's like a land of fins. But Patrick made this country's name 50 times better. - TeamRocket747

Is Patrick okay? - Datguyisweird666

"Finland! " - Patrick Star
What makes the name Finland so funny is not really the name itself, but rather how it has been cemented into popular culture and Internet culture, all thanks to this pink starfish. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

FINLAND! -Vestalis

8 Georgia Georgia Georgia is a country in the Caucasus region. Located at the crossroads between Eastern Europe and Western Asia it is bounded to the west by the Black Sea, to the north by Russian Federation, to the south by Turkey and Armenia, and to the southeast by Azerbaijan. The country's capital and a largest city ...read more.

Not only is it the name of a country, but it’s also the name of a US state. - JoeBoi

Georgia is a US state, a country name and a name. - JackLawler

I'm from georgia and real name of georgia is saqartvelo-საქარ - ვ"ლო

9 Swaziland Swaziland

Someone is gonna get confused why Swaziland!

Swaziland is fun

Swastikaland lol

Is the Swazi Kingdom named after Switzerland? - JackLawler

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10 Fiji Fiji Fiji, officially the Republic of Fiji, is an island country in Melanesia in the South Pacific Ocean about 1,100 nautical miles northeast of New Zealand's North Island.

I eat horse meat

Spelt like "Fiji". If you replaces the first "I" you'll have Fuji. - JackLawler

The Contenders

11 Cameroon Cameroon

David Cameron - TeamRocket747

I like the "OO" but it also sounds like Cameron (name) or the word camera. - lolingdog9000

Replace one of the 'o' and you'll have Cameroon - JackLawler

Name of type of fishs - belarbi

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12 Marshall Islands Marshall Islands The Marshall Islands, officially the Republic of the Marshall Islands, is an island country located near the equator in the Pacific Ocean, slightly west of the International Date Line.

Paw patrol dalmatian

I like china, I know lots of people from china

Marshall's a boy name. - JackLawler

13 Greece Greece Greece, officially the Hellenic Republic, also known since ancient times as Hellas is a country located in southeastern Europe.

Pay debt

Greece? Uh, doesn't it sound like the word "grease"? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Man Greece has done a lot and now it’s a thing in food.

14 Norway Norway Norway, officially the Kingdom of Norway, is a sovereign and unitary monarchy whose territory comprises the western portion of the Scandinavian Peninsula plus the island Jan Mayen and the archipelago of Svalbard.

I really want to visit Norway one day I might go to Norway

In the north of England, they pronounce "no way" like this. For example, they say "There's Norway I'm doing that." - Britgirl

I visited Norway last summer, very beautiful place! - Catacorn

15 Montenegro Montenegro

If you look it up in the dictionary, the last two syllables make an offensive word!

:O

It has negro in it

Mount... Negro?

My g

16 Papua New Guinea Papua New Guinea Papua New Guinea, officially the Independent State of Papua New Guinea, is an Oceanian country that occupies the eastern half of the island of New Guinea and its offshore islands in Melanesia, a region of the southwestern Pacific Ocean north of Australia.

The father of New Guinea is Guinea. So, I can see why it has Papa in the name. - TeamRocket747

Papa New Guinea

PAPUNU_GUNA Sounds like funny - chandrakantsahu1993

Is it papau, new Guinea, or irian jawa? - RecklessGreed

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17 Oman Oman Oman, officially the Sultanate of Oman, is an Arab country in the southeastern coast of the Arabian Peninsula.

America, no invading, America no invading, America no invading.
OMAN! - TeamRocket747

Ohh man I can't wait to go to Oman. - Picklesthekitten45

Oman not good 2 compotor please 2 help

18 Nauru Nauru Nauru, officially the Republic of Nauru and formerly known as Pleasant Island, is an island country in Micronesia in the Central Pacific. It's the third smallest country in the world and the least visited country in the world as well.
19 Iceland Iceland Iceland, also called the Republic of Iceland, is a Nordic island country between the North Atlantic and the Arctic Ocean.

Same with Greenland, why is this country called Iceland when it’s green. - JoeBoi

I thought I was on Greenland when I was on your country. - dewgiby

Iceland is the name of a store. - JackLawler

"I Hate Iceland" - The Internet - dewgiby

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20 Ireland Ireland Formed in 1916 after the Easter uprising, Ireland is a small country with a population of roughly 5 million.

If you replace the 'r' with a 'c' you'll have Iceland. - JackLawler

21 Iran Iran Iran, also known as Persia, officially the Islamic Republic of Iran, is a sovereign state in Western Asia. The capital city is Teheran and the major city is also Tehran. The country's official language is Persian. ...read more.
22 Greenland Greenland Greenland is an autonomous country within the Danish Realm, located between the Arctic and Atlantic Oceans, east of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago.

Why is Greenland called that if it’s all ice and snow? - JoeBoi

Greenland is made of rock and ice caps!

Despite not being a country greenland is not green at all - ikerevievs

The funny part is that the name is a lie. - SovietZephyr

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23 Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine is a sovereign country in Eastern Europe, bordered by Russia to the east and northeast, Belarus to the northwest, Poland and Slovakia to the west, Hungary, Romania, and Moldova to the southwest, and the Black Sea and Sea of Azov to the south and southeast, respectively.

Sounds like "Crane" without the u - lolingdog9000

U a crane - Datguyisweird666

24 Liechtenstein Liechtenstein

lick

25 Grenada Grenada

penis

Penis

26 San Marino San Marino San Marino, officially the Republic of San Marino, also known as the Most Serene Republic of San Marino, is an enclaved microstate surrounded by Italy, situated on the Italian Peninsula on the northeastern side of the Apennine Mountains.

"the most serene republic of San Marino" - RecklessGreed

Dan Marino

27 China China China, officially the People's Republic of China, is a sovereign state in East Asia. It is the world's most populous state, with a population of over 1.388 billion. It was established in 1949 by Chairman Mao, the president of the communist party. Its capital is Beijing. The major cities are Shanghai, ...read more.

The English pronunciation of China sounds like "tea on" in Russian.

Fun word to say

28 Zimbabwe Zimbabwe Zimbabwe, officially the Republic of Zimbabwe, is a landlocked sovereign state located in southern Africa, between the Zambezi and Limpopo Rivers.

Uber Code: Zimbabwe

One of the funniest names yet

gay

29 Nepal Nepal Nepal, officially the Federal Democratic Republic of Nepal, is a sovereign state located in South Asia. ...read more.

It does soundle like nipple I will call it nipple now

"Neh-pAAl". Westerners always gotta ruin pronunciations. Its not "Ni-paul"

Sounds like "nipple"

30 Japan Japan Japan is an island country in East Asia in the Pacific Ocean. It lies off the eastern coast of the Asia Mainland (east of China, Korea, Russia) and stretching from the Sea of Okhotsk in the north to the East China Sea and near Taiwan in the southwest. ...read more.

SUKA

31 Kyrgyzstan Kyrgyzstan Kyrgyzstan, officially the Kyrgyz Republic, formerly known as Kirghizia, is a landlocked country located in Central Asia.

Good

32 Bangladesh Bangladesh Bangladesh, on the northern coast of the Bay of Bengal, is surrounded by India, with a small common border with Myanmar in the southeast. The country is low-lying riverine land traversed by the many branches and tributaries of the Ganges and Brahmaputra rivers.

Bangladesh, to the east of India on the Bay of Bengal, is a South Asian country marked by lush greenery and many waterways. Its Padma (Ganges), Meghna and Jamuna rivers create fertile plains, and travel by boat is common.

33 Yemen Yemen Yemen, officially known as the Republic of Yemen, is an Arab country in Western Asia, occupying the southwestern to the southern end of the Arabian Peninsula.

yeah man

Kyle: Wanna go football
John: Ye man

Yeet man

Yeet man. - TeamRocket747

34 Uganda Uganda

Uganda be kidding me!

Do u know da wae

35 Switzerland Switzerland Switzerland, officially the Swiss Confederation, is a federal republic in Europe. It consists of 26 cantons, and the city of Bern is the seat of the federal authorities. ...read more.

I really like saying Switzerland

IN KOREAN AND I CAN SPEAK GERMAN. HALLO SWISS IS DUMM. SWISS IST EINE SCHWEIN

36 Chad Chad

Chad is my friend

Surfer dude - Opinionatedarsehole

Chad is my friend

37 Uruguay Uruguay Uruguay, officially the Eastern Republic of Uruguay, is a country in the southeastern region of South America.

"Hmm, there it is: Au-stra-li-a. I'll be damned! Hehehehe, look at this country! You-are-gay. Hehehehehehehehe! "

38 Nigeria Nigeria Nigeria, an African country on the Gulf of Guinea, has many natural landmarks and wildlife reserves. Protected areas such as Cross River National Park and Yankari National Park have waterfalls, dense rainforest, savanna and rare primate habitats. One of the most recognizable sites is Zuma Rock, a 725m-tall ...read more.

Niger’s Sister!

This should be number 1 funny country name fun to say!

I love your Country

39 Togo Togo Togo, officially the Togolese Republic, is a country in West Africa bordered by Ghana to the west, Benin to the east and Burkina Faso to the north.

Roller coaster - Maddox121

Its sounds like oppo camera but I swear its some type of company

40 Tajikistan Tajikistan Tajikistan, officially the Republic of Tajikistan, is a mountainous, landlocked country in Central Asia with an estimated 8 million people in 2013, and an area of 143,100 km2.
41 Germany Germany Germany was formally united in 1871 under the initiative of Bismarck with King Wilhelm of Prussia as emperor. The previous 'Holy Roman Empire', basically a continuation of the empire of Charlemagne/Karl der Grosse was dissolved in 1806. ...read more.
42 Nicaragua Nicaragua Nicaragua, officially the Republic of Nicaragua, is the largest country in the Central American isthmus.

I love4 yyooiuouououououo

43 Jamaica Jamaica Jamaica is an island country situated in the Caribbean Sea, consisting of the third-largest island of the Greater Antilles.

Jamaican me throw up - bacon

Sounds like Did you make her go?. In English

44 Northern Ireland Northern Ireland Northern Ireland is a constituent unit of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in the northeast of the island of Ireland.
45 Estonia Estonia
46 Poland Poland Poland, officially the Republic of Poland, is a country in Central Europe, bordered by Germany to the west; the Czech Republic and Slovakia to the south; Ukraine and Belarus to the east; and the Baltic Sea, Kaliningrad Oblast (a Russian exclave) and Lithuania to the north. With a population of approximately ...read more.
47 Benin Benin
48 Cuba Cuba Cuba, officially the Republic of Cuba, is a sovereign state comprising the island of Cuba as well as Isla de la Juventud and several minor archipelagos.
49 Guinea Guinea
50 Peru Peru Peru, officially the Republic of Peru, is a country in western South America, bordered by Colombia and Ecuador to north, Brazil to east, Bolivia to south-east, Chile to south and the Pacific Ocean to the west. Peru is mostly known for being where the Inca people originally came from. The capital of ...read more.

Sounds like a cat sneezing

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