Best Inbetweeners Quotes

The best quotes from the hilarious UK show The Inbetweeners!

The Top Ten

1 Bus Wankers - Jay

Ha! Still think of this scene when I'm standing at the bus stop and watching the cars go by.

Very funny. This one has a cult following.

I quote this everyday and have it written on my hands at all time

2 Morning Benders, Jump In the Minge Mobile! - Jay

I love Jay he is so funny! He always says the most hilarious stuff :D

3 Fiesty One You Are -will

4 You Bumder! - Will

5 Friend -simon, Will and Neil

6 A Few Years Ago I Went to See King Kong at the Cinema, Now I'm On a Date With Her.

7 Apparently Right, She Comes Up to You and Asks for ''a Lick of Your Cornetto'' -jay

8 Can One of Yous Help Me? I Think She's a Two Man Job -neil

9 My Dads Not Bent! -neil

10 If She Wasn't Your Mum, Would You F*** Her?

The Contenders

11 Spread 'em. I'll be there in half an hour - Jay

12 How much Lego can you stuff up your bum? - Neil

13 Oh my God, check out the Jugasaurus Rex - Neil

14 Oh Neil, I really think you should be revising... - Neil's Dad

15 What's this pesto stuff, is it for humans? - Neil

No, Neil. It's for extra-terrestrials(! ) Of course, it's for humans.

16 Once there's grass on the pitch, play ball - Jay

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