Top 10 Epic Rap Battles of History That Should Happen

Two famous writers of American history.

The two most famous betrayers in human/fictional history. What's not to like?

Two badass explorers fighting it off in a rap battle. The reason I didn't include Lara Croft was because she's not really like either of these. She's a serious character, whereas these two are rather humorous.

Two icons of our time, famous singers. I think it's pretty good, considering they both just died.

This makes more sense than Han fighting Indiana Jones.

These are possibly the two most well-known people with the first name Leonardo. One is an actor, and the other did just about everything but act.

Two famous directors, one played by Robert Downey Jr., another by Leonardo DiCaprio. It could be interesting.

One is an obese king from the Middle Ages. The other is the mayor of Toronto who recently gained fame from smoking crack in a drunken stupor. This could be interesting.

It could be Meryl, because they both got fake hands, but they are both badasses in their own right.

I want this to happen, possibly just to see Bill Nye say, "I will beat you with the rhymes of science."

Homer has the power of donuts and Peter has the power of whisky. So, it's basically Donut vs. Whisky. Who would win?

Ash could also be inserted here as a rapper!

These two are actors named Charlie, but have almost nothing else in common.

I want to see references directed at Zelda and at Robin Hood's father. This suggestion sets up to kind of look like Master Chief vs. Leonidas (of course, Spartan vs. Spartan) since it's two people of similar backgrounds facing off (since Robin Hood and Link are mentioned as quite similar to each other).

Two charming heroes with shockingly similar clothes and bows who have been known to steal people's money.

One made Coca-Cola. The other made Pepsi. What more do you really want?

This already kind of happened with Trump vs. Scrooge.

Lyrics

Slenderman: Allow me to take this back past 9000 because when a faceless skeleton divinity was doing the haunting. Now let us move forward to 2014 when people are afraid of a corrupted Chuck E Cheese. Been serving all your life but now it's time to strike. Step off the stage and to my forest where you will never last five nights. Don't you know by now it's Slender Man, and the camera out in the kitchen. Are you ready Freddy, you're in my hands, and I'll rip you faster than your fans.

Freddy: Walk into my restaurant, you'll never survive one night because it's always 1987 when I step up to the mic. We got a really killer band that would rock your proxy crew. And you're right, you're outdated, it's time to redesign you. You're strangled, then you're mangled, then switch to backstage view. Let me take your useless body and stuff it in a real suit. Your power's running low, keep your flashlight close at hand. It's me who's winning, Slender Man, teleport away while you can.

Slender Man: Put that camera down, don't look or I'll take you. You're just my toy Freddy, my prize golden statue. I follow like your shadow, just a puppet to my schemes, children run at you with glee because they're all trying to hide from me. I'll break your ugly face, I don't need your trace, I don't need a mask nor even a face. In the whole game, you're a disgrace, and your rap stinks worse than your pizza place. I've seen scarier things at a Treasure Island run by Mickey Mouse. I'll shut you down, no real fun this time around.

Freddy: You're telling me it's frightening, now this is getting funny. Do I even need to bother to bring up Slendertubbies? Let's party till 6 AM up here in the spotlight, I'll give you the pink slip then I'll take your life. You may be standing tall now but we'll only be gone, let me drop you into Pirate Cove with Bonnie and Chica, join the fun. So here's the final rule of safety when you step to me, bring more than a dead fan base... more

The expert of surviving in the wild, Bear Grylls, and Tarzan, the man raised in the wild.

Two great magicians/illusionists named David (Yes, the same name thing shows up a lot, but it's the only reason for Napoleon vs. Napoleon). Also, maybe there could be a surprise appearance by Harry Houdini.