Top Ten Signs You're Socially Awkward

The Top Ten
1 You have no friends in real life, but tons online

It's easier to make friends online because you don't have to talk face-to-face. Although, I do have a few friends outside of the Internet.

I have friends irl, but I made more friends on this site for some reason. That's why I joined this site, to make some friends. Way more than I expected

I probably have the same amount of friends online and in real life.

2 You don't laugh once watching an episode of Impractical Jokers

The show Impractical Jokers covers so many types of humor, I don't get how it's possible. And if you hate me for liking the show, go and watch a few of them. You'll change your mind. Although, if you're a younger user (11 or so), wait until you're 13.

Believe me, I'm socially awkward, but this show is just too funny not to at least laugh all the way through.

I'm 14 and this show is ridiculously funny, I just laugh all through the episode

3 You've never dated someone for more than a week

I never dated anyone before. I guess I am too shy to approach girls I'm attracted towards. That and the fact that I have no idea what to say without making it awkward or something.

I've never dated anyone in my life, though that more because I thought dating someone as a teen is a waste of time and socially counterproductive.

You're full of massive generalizations, kid. I bet you think being in a relationship is all that matters, huh? How shallow.

4 You know all of the writers for a TV show, and the actors in a hit movie, but you don't know your neighbor's name

Oh, saying movie junkies are awkward? You have a lot to learn in life, kid. I suggest starting soon.

It's because nobody cares, except movie junkies.

5 You never know when to join in a conversation

True true. Or when my friends are talking about something that I don't know much about so I'm like what am I supposed to contribute to the conversation?

Countless times have I joined a conversation just to get a "what the hell are you doing? " sort of response from everyone else.

That's me in a nutshell, sometimes I'm really awkward. I'm honestly less awkward now than I was last year in school though.

6 You can name all of a YouTuber's videos, but not your aunt's name

Oh my goodness, the pure sadness. I actually don't know my aunt's name! I just refer to her as my aunt...

Unless you re out of touch with your relatives besides your immediate family, like me.

Yeah I am not in contact with most of my family.

7 You have never talked to any of your co-workers outside of work.

There's an exception of your co-workers are a bunch of teenyboppers, or just flat-out arses.

Who cares? You work for money, not to talk to weirdos.

8 You know nothing about politics

It's so tedious, yet there's never a person in the world who will leave it alone.

Wow, you must be great at the parties, huh? Let's talk about the worst president in U.S. history to get it started. Smh

Politics are a huge discussion between loyal adult friends.

9 You don't have a job

You must be since you're 13, kid. You make all these statements of who else is awkward when you're the hypocrite here.

Well, you have to talk to other people in a job interview apparently. Who knew?

10 You still live with your parents at age 35

Nah your parents would kick you out.

Either that or you're just a lazy person who either failed college or couldn't get a job

The Contenders
11 You're more silent than everyone around you
12 You're never sure how to start a conversation

Usually I just sit quietly and ignore people who try to talk to me.
I have to survive somehow.

I always ask personal questions to begin with or just say hi. I simply don't know what to say.

That's why I don't start conversations! I probably end them by not knowing what to say...

13 You're a loner

Yep. Spend most of my life in my room surfing the web. Kind of sad tbh but hey at least I still take care of myself physically.

I sometime find peace being alone and get sleepy all the way. Haha

Sometimes I can be so depending if I don't want to be around anyone

14 You are always here in TheTopTens

Literally have been here less than a month and I freaking love it here

15 The last time you've dated is when you farted on a date on accident in middle school

Yeah, it's not like there's OTHER people to date, right? Get over it. Messing up with one person does not equal failure, kid.

One traumatic experience may rip your love life to shards.

16 You're the most silent partner in a group project
17 People ask you if you're shy

Everyone who doesn't know me for real thinks that I'm quiet. Not true AT ALL. I would spend a whole day practicing with a sword or plotting revenge if I could. And I have been in fights before. And I talk a lot, like I'm doing now.

Same. Everyone who doesn't know me very well thinks I'm very quiet, and I rarely speak. My friends, on the other hand, know I can be really crazy

This happens all the time at my school. The sad thing is that it's true.

18 People try to hide their social plans from you when it includes other people you both know
19 You only said "Hi" to someone then walk away
20 You talk to yourself in public
21 You always have unpopular opinions
22 You cringe over everything you've ever said
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