PetSounds Calling (my theme song)

PetSounds PetSounds Calling

To the tune of "London Calling", by The Clash

PetSounds calling to everyone here
New lists are boring and quality's disappeared
PetSounds calling to the TopTenners
Come on and use some effort, you boys and girls
PetSounds calling, now don't look to me
In debates about Atheism vs Christianity
PetSounds calling, I've got 75 lists
But that's two years of work I performed with clenched fists

The Dark Age is coming, the site's caving in
Comments are spammy, good lists growing thin
Users stop posting, but I have no fear
TheTopTens is drowning and I,
I live by the river!

PetSounds calling to the imitation cool
Nobody cares, so go back to school
PetSounds calling to the fake retirees
Quit holding out and just admit it, please
PetSounds calling, and I don't wanna shout
But if you ask me to follow, I'll block you right out
PetSounds calling, "Will you vote on my lists?"
I will, but it'll only be to take the piss

The Dark Age is coming, the site's caving in
Comments are spammy, good lists growing thin
A 404 error, but I have no fear
TheTopTens is drowning and I,
I live by the river!

NOW GET THIS!

PetSounds calling, yes I was there too
And you know what I've said? Well some of it is true!
PetSounds calling, from the top of the pile
After all this, won't you give me a smile?
PetSounds calling…

Comments

They call him the "Phonebook" for a reason. - visitor (6/30/2015)

I'd like to add that I don't think the site is drowning--I just felt like writing an angry punk song. - PetSounds (6/30/2015)

Pretty good! - visitor (6/30/2015)

Truest thing I ever read. - visitor (7/2/2015)

The truth in this is probably the scariest part. **clap clap**. - keycha1n (7/2/2015)

You were spot on with this one. Fantastic job, m8! - visitor (7/2/2015)