Total Drama Revenge Of The Island: TTT Episode 1: Thrills, Chills, Costume Skills

ProPanda SURPRISE!!!
On the beach.
Admin: Well, today isa wonderful day! We will be starting a new season of Total Drama! It's calledRevenge Of The Island, except we are going to a brand new island! There, thethought of torturing a new cast makes me happy. Not that I had cripplingdepression or anything.
Finch: Of course, youdid ya bum!
Admin: Can it! Thisisland is called beheerder, which isDutch for "Admin". It is located here in The Netherlands.
Finch: Makes no sensebut--
Admin: CAN IT I SAID!
Admin: So, let's meetthe new cast! We have SwagFlicks, a serious rap fan whose one savage.
SwagFlicks: Hey admin,nice to be here.
Admin: Are you conpolicy
SwagFlicks: No comment
Admin: Next up, anintern we rejected so now he's a contestant, Martinglez! Martinglez: Thanks,admin! You can be so nice at times...
Admin: That's what youthink
Martinglez: What?
Admin: Nothing... Nextperson, RiverClanRocks!
RiverClanRocks: Heyeveryone!
SwagFlicks: Hey!
Martinglez: Sup!
Admin: Why? What’s thehype?
RCR: CAN IT!
Admin: That’s what Isay?
RCR: Shut it
Admin: Ugh, just moveon, DynastiNoble
DynastiNoble: Hey!
Admin: Take the l! Alright, MegaSoulhero!
MegaSoulhero: Well, it’s great to be here
Admin: The Evil NuggetCookie!
The Evil Nugget Cookie: Alright, let’s get this started *bleep*!
Admin: none of that now! Skullkid755!
Skullkid755: *walks inplaying video game* Wassup!
Admin: Well have noneof that now.
Skullkid755: Please?
Admin: I’m throwing itinto the lake
*quickly hides it*
Admin: Elina!
Elina: Hi.
Admin: Thank you! ABORING USER!
Elina: Anytime, anti-policybtw
Admin: Screw you
Martinglez: Shh wedon’t speak of that here
Admin:BlueFrostOfThunderClan!
BlueFrostOfThunderClan: Hey hey hey!
Admin: Yo stfu! I’ll suspend you!
BlueFrost: Already deletedlol
Admin: GOSH DARN!Jonerman
Jonerman: Hey admin,how’s it going?
Admin: Fine thanks
SwagFlicks: You’renice to him!
Admin: He was nice to me
SwagFlicks: Fairenough
Admin: Catacorn!
Catacorn: Hi guys!
Admin: Hi?
Martinglez: Hey]
Admin: STOP BEINGFRIENDLY!!! THIS IS DRAMA NIOT FRIEDNLY! GOOD GRIEF!!!!
Admin: Moonwolf
Moonwolf: Omg I’m onTD! This is an honor! Tbh, I never felt this way before so thanks so much!
Admin: Will you be good for ratings?
Moonwolf: I’mliterally here so my songs can get signed
Admin: You’ll be great
Moonwolf: Thanks!
Admin: Danguy10!
Danguy10: Hey. Why do you look so calm? In the other seasons,you were all “AAAGH”!
Admin: Shut it!
SwagFlicks: Your noise is super loud you need to
Admin: SHUT IT!
SwagFlicks: And that was made by someone who is almost always serious
PianoQueen: Wait where’s my intro?
Admin: Where did you come from?
Piano Queen: I just got here
Admin: My bad. Welcome PianoQueen!!!
PianoQueen: Yeah, that’s what I thought
Velitelcebel: WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE!
Admin: Huh! What do you want?
Velitelcebel: To apologize
Admin: Well get out--- Wait what?
Velitelcebel: Say sorry. Can I get another chance?
Admin: Well—sure sexycabal!
Velitelcebel: And add, some more classics back?
Admin: Sure, anyone! As long as it isn’t----
Velitelcebel : PUGA!
Puga: Tito Dick Dickman baby!!!!
Admin: Ugh who else?
Velitelcebel: WonkeyDude98, Pos, ProPanda, Britgirl, Nateawesomeness, andTherandom
Admin: Therandom can be an intern, just that please?
Velitelcebel: Fine.
Admin: Yo bobby, you got a “promotion”
Bobbythebrony: ya yy, oh. How’s this a promotion exactly?
Admin: Because it is! And to be fair, I’ll let 2Storm back as well. And howabout Danteem too. Just for revenge.
Bobby: Wait so I go from hanging with Kim, to hanging with…
Danteem: Hey, I’m Metts now. I have multiple personalitydisorder, so watch out and don’t trigger me k?
Bobby: Ehh, can I at least say bye first?
Admin: She’s still on the island you know…
Therandom: With ME! Don’t worry dude, I got you.
Admin: No, you don’t!
Therandom: Right.
Admin: Now for teams!
Over here, I want the following: Wonkey, SwagFlicks, MegaSoulhero, Skullkid755,bobby, Bluefrost, Martinglez, Nate, Panda, moonwolf, 2storm, and Metts.Everyone else over here! Everyone meet me at the top of the cliff! Yourchallenge begins there.
*The teams go up the cliff, Team 1 has light shined*
WonkeyDude: I really hate this. Why do I have to be here? Atleast last time we could go around the world. Btw, where’s the confessional?
Admin *loudspeaker*: Not ready yet!
WoneyDude98: Not even ready yet? Why’d you start then?
Admin: SHUT IT!
RiverClanRocks: Hey, it can’t be so bad?
Wonkey: I mean yeah, but it just… I don’t know. Hey nice tomeet you, Andrew btw.
RiverClanRocks: Hey, I’m Tiffany!
Wonkey: You want to form an alliance? I need the help I can get *trips* Woooah
RiverClanRocks: Get up! Here I know what to do.
Wonkey: You fixed my bruise! Thanks!
RiverClanRocks: Anytime. And yes, to that alliance!
WonkeyDude98: I guess this might not be so bad *smiles*
*Goes to other team*
Positron Wildhawk: Yo, what’s with this KSI guy. He’s soawful!
Puga: Oh, yeah, that melon muncher
Jonerman: Hey, no need to be racist
Puga: It’s the nutcrack!
Jonerman: That’s better
Puga: *whispers* This one’s dead
Jonerman: Excuse me?
Puga: Nothing
Velitelcebel; Hey now, chill out. I brought you, back didn’tI?
Puga: I officially hate this team. And we are here.

Admin: Peeps!
WonkeyDude98: Please stop
Nate: Yeah m8
WonkeyDude98: Please stop
ProPanda: It’s time to stop
WonkeyDude98: Panda, I will push you off this cliff
ProPanda: Sorry
Admin: Your challenge, create a Horror drama play forHalloween!
Bobby: But it’s not Halloween
Admin: We are parodying Broadway; it’s not supposed to be ontime!
Puga: Made no sense
Admin: Neither do you. Now, you make a script, and in ten minutes’act it out. Whoever does a better job wins. GO GO GO!!!
*Team 1*
Wonkey: How about a Halloween love story?
ProPanda: Yeah. So, someone’s singing say, Thriller, moonwolf, down?
Moonwolf: Sure!
Martinglez: Ok roles
*Team 2*
Puga: Let’s do a Holocaust reinterpation
Jonerman: That’s actually not a bad idea. Show people discriminationis bad!
Puga: Not my point, but ok.
Catacorn: Ok. I will be a Jew. Puga is Mengle. Jonerman isthe guard…
Nate: Alright M8!
Danguy10: Wait what? Get out of here! Alright new ideaneeded.
*Group huddles and discusses*
Puga: I’m done.
Skullkid755: The more enthusiasm, the higher chances in ourvictory!
Puga: Fine. I’ll do it.
*Ten Min*
Admin: DONE!
Wonkey: We are ready!
Catacorn: We are ready as well.
Admin: Team 1 go!
ProPanda: Wait, we don’t have a team name
Admin: Oh, yeah. Too bad!
ProPanda: It was a dark and stormy night
*Moonwolf starts singing Thriller*
Wonkey: I’m walking in rain. I wish I had someone to keep mecompany…
*2Storm creeps up behind him*
RiverClanRocks: Hey, how are you doing today?
WonkeyDude98: Yeah, uh. I heard there’s a serial killer on the loose.
Bobby: They wish they had me
*SwagFlicks makes it rain harder from above, while moonwolfstops singing. BlueFrost and Mega Soul hero begin to make special effects andcue the instrumental. *
RiverClanRocks: Well, this is a horror movie now huh? So,you want to make out?
WonkeyDude98: isn’t that what not to do?
RiverClanRocks: Eh screw it
*Begins to lean in and*
2Storm: You shall suffer my wrath of MARIO!
*Metts (in Danteem form) shoots Luigi darts*
PianoQueen: Wait, what?
Britgirl: This is disturbing me. Please stop.
*WonkeyDude98 and RCR fall over and pretending to be dead*
Admin: Well that was interesting. 2Storm remember it wasLuigi and not Mario.
2Storm: Whoops
Admin: I give a 3
Wonkey: out of 5?
Admin: Out of 10
Admin: Team 2!
Velitelcebel: Well, here goes!
Catacorn: We were gonna do a Holocaust tribute, but we realized, how about ahorror musical!
Admin: Wha? Just go
Puga: BOY HE BOUT TO DO ITTT
Jonerman: Starts the guitar
Catacorn: Adds special effects
Britgirl: Ohhhhh
Velitel: Admin is the best! (x100 in different melodies)
PianoQueen: Solo for admin…..
*Piano Queen does a solo on the Keyboard in scary phase
DynastiNoble: Boo! For Team 1. Woo! For Admin! HAPPYHALLOWEEN AFTER A DAY!!!
Puga: Lyrical content alone made that scary!
Admin: And it’s also what gets you a 10/10!
Puga: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT’S THE NUTSHACK!!!!
Admin: Team 1, get to the campfire pit.
*Campfire Pit*
Admin: If I call your name, come get Halloween candy causeyour safe. I went all out this time, it’s extra-large Jolly Ranchers.
Therandom: THAT WAS MEEEE!
Kim: Excuse me?
Therandom: Hehe. That was her.
Admin: Kim will guide the other team to their cabin.
Kim: Another team? That means… BOBBY! Can I stay in thecabin tonight?
Admin: *shrugs* Your sacrifice
Admin: Ok, Martinglez. SwagFlicks. MegaSoulhero. Moonwolf.RiverClanRocks. ProPanda. Skull kid. Bluefrost. WonkeyDude. Nateawesomeness.And finally,

*Metts and 2Storm look worried*
Admin: Never thought I’d say this, but Danteem!
Metts: Metts now!
2Storm: WHY?
Admin: Because you keep asking to compete and it’s annoying! Now you had yourchance, and messed it up because…. Why?
ProPanda: Screwed up the line dude
Wonkey: yeah. Not that we’d have a chance anyways, but still
RiverClan: Sorry
Nate: Been great m8
BlueFrost: See ya

Admin: See ya next time, where we’ll get a theme song,actual team names, and more?

Velitelcebel: Yeah guys see ya next time. That fool doesn’t know what’s coming.
Moonwolf; Mwahahahah! I’m becoming good at the end!

*Becomes dark*

Comments

Good start. Hope the rest of the episodes are either the same or better. - Skullkid755 (11/1/2016)

Great episode - Martinglez (11/1/2016)

A holocaust interpretation would've been excellent lol. - visitor (11/1/2016)

Had a feeling 2storm was going to be eliminated first, great episode - visitor (11/1/2016)

Great post! - Jonerman (11/2/2016)

Released Episode 2 in my account - Martinglez (11/3/2016)

I' gonna need some time with episode 3 - ProPanda (11/18/2016)

Elito - Puga (11/22/2016)

great - Nateawesomeness (11/29/2016)