ProPanda Analysis #2: The 2016 Presidential Election

ProPanda I know this ripped off TheDoubleAgent's video,at least I'm admitting it.

So, to take a break from all this, here's myperspective on this future live action comedy film, based on a true storyhappening right now: The 2016 Election!

I'll be reviewing the two major candidates,
- Businessman Donald Trump. According toWikipedia: "Donald John Trump is an American businessman, televisionproducer, and politician as well as the Republican Party nominee for Presidentof the United States in the 2016 election." Of course there's much more tothis man who, if I could describe in one word, it would be... fascinating tosay the least. For anyone who wants this man to win, let's be real here: Youdon't want Trump to win. You want Hillary to lose. I mean c'mon, between, theidiotic idea of a wall, the constant discrimination against Muslims, andthe *ahem* locker room talk which I won't include here due to this policy I'mrestricted by, let's be real here, you can't support this guy. Sure, he has successin the business industry, but some of it is a history of bankrupt. Iwill admit, it's impressive how he managed to make so much with only a milliondollars, but still, I can't help but remember the history of bankruptcyhe's had. Not to mention no political experience. C'mon even Ronald Reagan hadsome experience! So, these are some more reasons I think Trump is bad.
1. Told a judge, his decision shouldn't count cause he's Muslim
2. Extremely sexist comments
3. Bad role model
4. Ego that will piss of the world leaders
5. Bad reputation
I rest my case

- Former senator and Secretary of State, HillaryClinton. According to Wikipedia " Hillary DianeRodham Clinton is an American politician and the Democratic Party nominee for President of the United States in the 2016 election. She served as the 67th United States Secretary of State from 2009 to2013, the junior United States Senator representing New York from 2001to 2009, First Lady of the United States during thepresidency of her husband BillClinton from 1993 to 2001, and First Lady of Arkansas during hisgovernorship from 1979 to 1981 and again from 1983 to 1992." Already, Ican see this woman has real experience. I can also see it's with Bill Clinton,one of the worst, if not THE WORST world leader in recent memory. This guy isbasically the start of the downfall of this country, after Bush failed to liveup to Reagan, making horrible trade deals and so much controversy. Hillary hasstood up countless times for this god-awful man on multiple occasions. Whileshe has the right to do so, well the KKK has a right to exist doesn't itnow. Speaking of the KKK, you know Hillary defended one of their formerleaders? Yup, she's racist too. Not to mention out side of being 1 of 12 peopleresponsive for the killing of Osama Bin Laden, I can't say she did much. Shewas responsible of scandals with Vince Foster, Travelgate, Wikileak, HaitiMining, I could go on, and I won't even include the emails! Let's be realhere, you're not voting for Hillary, you're voting against Trump.

Again, I rest my case.

Well, this election has officially become a joke. I don’tcare who wins, because let’s face it, the country is doomed. *sigh* I’ll getthe bunker ready. Episode Three soon, it’s an Election day special.

Goodbye.

Comments

Great post, Panda. - visitor

Thank you. - ProPanda

Everything here ^

Including the fact that if I were old enough, I'd be voting for "not Trump".

Also it's not TheDoubleAgent, it's TheTripleAgent. - WonkeyDude98

Same guy you know - ProPanda

I'd be voting for Jill Stein. Thanks to youtuber gradeaundera for demonstrating why this isn't a wasted vote. - Martinglez

Excuse spacing issues please - ProPanda

On the next posts? - visitor

No on this one - ProPanda

Okay. - visitor

Those spacing issues occur when you copy them from your regular Word document and things like that. - RagingBlast

I slightly prefer Trump simply because Hillary literally wanted to go to war with Russia and Iran, but they are both very bad candidates. America should have done better. - Martinglez

I honestly can't decide anymore - ProPanda

The Donald has won. Very good. - visitor

This country is not ready for a female president, after a black one. that's probably why. - visitor

*The Hillary has lost. Very good - ProPanda

@Visitor: What kind of a logic is that? Lol - visitor

America is ready. She just has to be a good candidate. Hilary is far from good. But personally, who cares what gender the president is? It's not a big deal. - visitor

By the way Donald did not say those things you listed - Nateawesomeness

Have you been living under a rock?


"Grab her by the p****y" has gotten so much attention over the months


And even Therandom, biggest Trump supporter on the site, said he couldn't defend the Muslim thing - ProPanda

Visitor:From what I have heard every man at that age talks like that,and Donald did the ice bucket challenge,two women were holding the bucket of water and ice,and they wernt sexually harassed,so yea,it's you down in rock bottom
Panda:He does not hate all Muslims,it's just that Muslims need to stop the murdering,even I'm confused why they do it so much,like Donald said,we need to figure out what the h*ll is going on,oh,and that reference also means he won't ban them from US the whole time(maybe) - Nateawesomeness

@Nate: I never said he hated all Muslims, even if he is extremely biased towards them

@Mike: Oh yeah forgot - ProPanda

Propanda:True,but they have been causing lots of trouble in our states,like 9/11,however Donald could of handeled it a better way - Nateawesomeness

It's not Muslims, it's terrorist groups like Al Quaeda and Isis - ProPanda

U wot m8? well then, - Nateawesomeness

Excuse me? - ProPanda

It's dude talk.

What Muslim thing? - visitor

Ok, as a guy, I'll be honest, I can respect where Trump is coming from. Still, this guy should be a role model...



And his discrimination against Muslims. - ProPanda

Al Qaeda and ISIS are Muslim. - Puga

Well, this post, it was... something. - ProPanda

I have no idea wha that election day special was supposed to be



and it's been 1.5 years lol - ProPanda