Awful Animation #10) One Coarse Meal (Spongebob)

Puga This. This is the big one. This is the huge one. The worst Spongebob episode, at least in my eyes. This episode destroyed all sympathy and hope that the show would return to it's peak. Let's see why it's so bad.
The episode starts with Mr.Krabs taking a money bath when Plankton glides towards the Krusty Krab and blows himself a bubble shield. Stop. On The Spongebob Wikia, it says that this means that Plankton must be a skilled bubble blower. No, it just shows that the writers are lazy and that is an asspull. It's the least of this episodes problems. Plankton has trapped both Spongebob and Mr. Krabs. Spongebob then accidentally spills the beans on where the secret formula is. Just when Plankton is about to get the formula, Pearl comes in and asks Mr.Krabs for mall money. Plankton is terrified because he heard that whales eat plankton. Mr.Krabs will use this to scare away - wait - scare isn't exactly the word. Maybe traumatise. Mr.Krabs will use this to traumatise Plankton. And after Plankton leaves, it is revealed that Krabs pays his employees phoney money. Er, isn't that illegal? Oh wait, who am I kidding? In Bikini Bottom you can break into people's houses without consequence but go to jail if you read a diary! Two weeks later(yes, really) Plankton is seriously traumatised and basically scarred over the whale. He has a beard, hasn't cut his nails and his shoes are tissue boxes. Fantastic. Having a nightmare that night is the final straw for Plankton. Meanwhile we see Pearl outside the window, staring at Plankton. We then see Mr. Krabs lift of his Pearl mask to reveal it's just him in Pearls dress. Wow. Amazing twist you got there. The next day, Plankton has had enough and lies down on the road(yeah, you know what's coming) and wishes to get run over by a bus. Spongebob comes over and asks him why he's on the road. Plankton says he's trying to get run over, and then asks Spongebob to step on him. As if that wasn't bad enough, Spongebob replies with"that would be against my good nature." What? Spongebob, does getting Squidward injured, kicking Squidward out of the choir and the Cephalopod Lodge go against your good nature? What about ripping off Squid's toenail? OMG. And if you have good nature, why the hell don't you pick Plankton up off the road? Spongebob reports this to Mr. Krabs. So what does he do? Help his childhood friend? Nope. He LAUGHS. FFS. Spongebob tells Plankton that Mr. Krabs was actually in a Pearl suit the whole time and that he's afraid of mimes, so Plankton stands up to him with a mime. Okay, so karma comes, now is this episode good? No, because Spongebob put up a hologram of whales to scare Plankton away. Krabs 2-1 Plankton. The End. Krabs gets no consequences for physically driving his ex-friend to suicide. That is all.
Annoyance 5/10 Awful Audio 2/10 Boringness 2/10 Confusion 8/10 Disturbance 7/10 Envious Ending 10/10 Flanderization 10/10 Gaping Plot-Holes 8/10 Ludacris Low-budget 0/10 Mauling Morals 10/10
TOTAL:62/100
Next Awful: a dud.

Comments

This is about 25 times better than my review on this. - Turkeyasylum