Worst Spongebob Squarepants Episodes

The Top Ten

1 A Pal for Gary

I just loathe this episode. Spongebob Ignorantpants ignores the lady's warning about Puffy Fluffy. The instant he ignores, you just want to make Spongebob absorb corrosives. He was blaming Gary for everything harmful thing Puffy Fluffy did. He scolded Gary for protecting himself?!? He also doesn't care about Gary when Puffy Fluffy was about to eat him saying " Gary! Put Puffy Fluffy down right now! " instead of "Puffy Fluffy! Put Gary down right now! ". Gosh, did I want to smash the T.V. because of that yellow, porous jerk.

I hate this episode as well, I really hate when SpongeBob blaming Gray instead of Puffy Fluffy. - GenoKenneth

This episode makes me question why Spongebob is still on the air and has a 7.7/10 at IMDb.

First off, Spongebob is astoundingly ignorant and stupid in this episode. I mean, if your own pet was being eaten alive right in front of your eyes, would you blame your pet for that? No? Well, that means you're a decent person, unlike Spongebob, who blames Gary at every single point in this episode where Puffy Fluffy (isn't that a great name? ) tortures Gary. Seriously, how did Spongebob not notice Puffy Fluffy tearing Gary's toy apart right in front of him?!?!

Also, at no point in this episode was I laughing. It's like watching Master of Disguise, so much more painful to watch than it is funny, but for different reasons. I honestly don't even think the writers even attempted comedy more than they did increase our hate for Spongebob nowadays.

Message to new writers, if you wanted to create a good Spongebob episode, try this. 1: Make the characters likeable. 2: Try doing ...more

In reply to the guy that mentioned Super Mario 64 and IMDb, please stop. - KennyRulz244444

Pretty much all the episodes season 6-9 are equally bad. But if I had to pick one episode to be the worst of them all, this is it. I'll try to keep it one paragraph. So before spongebob gets puffy fluffy. The beginning is like recycling a day without tears (another awful episode). Spongebob can't stop worrying about Gary, nothing has happened to him by himself in the past. I'm like COME ON! So he sees these ADORABLE creatures on the street. Not only does he steal the creature, but IGNORES the ladies the warning on how dangerous the creatures are. Spongebob has just done 2 things to make you mad! So Spongebob introduces Gary to Puffy Fluffy and gets mad at Gary Already for stuff that he doesn't have rules for! On every little event that happens he blames Gary. When Puffy Fluffy tears about Gary's toy, he does NOTHING! He is letting Puffy Fluffy torture Gary! At night Puffy Fluffy evolves and becomes DISGUSTING! The entire night, Puffy Fluffy is trying to kill Gary. That's right, KILL ...more

This episode has disaster written all over it. WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS MESS?! Well first off in the episode SpongeBob goes to work and worries about Gary even though Gary has no problem being alone. After work SpongeBob decides to go get a pet for Gary so he won't be alone. He goes to a pet shop and gets the green creature known as Puffy Fluffy. However, the female pet shop worker says that Puffy Fluffies are really hard to take care of and are really aggressive. BUT, SpongeBob just ignores her and walks back home without PAYING! But that is just a minor problem with the many disasters of an episode that is coming soon. SpongeBob comes back home and lets Puffly Fluffy play with Gary while he make enchiladas. HERE IS WHERE THE EPISODE REALLY STARTS TO FAIL AND GO DOWN THE DRAIN! SpongeBob come back with his enchiladas and Puffly Fluffy tears up Gary's toys and eats the entire bowl (no kidding) and SpongeBob IS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO IT AND TELLS GARY TO NOT IGNORE HIM! Overall ...more

2 One Coarse Meal

Ah... SpongeBob SquarePants... when you think of a great family friendly children's show, this is probably one of the things that comes to mind, right? Well, if you've never seen this episode, please watch. It will change your mind COMPLETELY. No joke. What makes this episode so bad? What makes it worse than the episode A Pal For Gary, an episode FILLED with abuse of Gary? Let's get into it. Plankton is trying to (once again) steal the Krabby Patty formula. Pearl shows up, (just to ask for money) and Plankton is terrified because he has heard that whales eat plankton. Mr. Krabs uses this fear to create a master plan to stop Plankton once and for all. Mr. Krabs creates a costume that looks exactly like Pearl, and begins to scare Plankton, even when he's not doing anything that endangers the Krusty Krab. Great message for children, right? Don't worry, it gets worse. Plankton is starting to go insane. Literally insane. He doesn't cut his hair, his toenails, he wears tissue boxes for ...more

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There is only one word to describe this episode: Awful. Only "The Splinter" surpasses this episode in sheer badness. This episode made me hate Mr. Krabs and loose respect for SpongeBob. The way they treated Plankton was awful in this episode. Newsflash for the writers: Plankton attempting suicide is NOT funny! It doesn't matter that Plankton is the villain of the show. You cannot expect me to root for someone who traumatizes someone and drives that person to almost committing suicide.

The plot for this episode is just so mean-spirited. I mean, why would they expect us to root for someone who tries to drive someone else to suicide for no reason?!

This episode is like the camping episode's evil twin; all the events work together just like in the camping episode, but instead of working together to create great humor, the events make a perfect combination for you to LOATHE what SpongeBob has become compared to true classics like the camping episode, chocolate with nuts, graveyard shift, band geeks and many more.

The episode starts off like your average patty formula episode; a few minutes of battling between Mr Krabs and Plankton, with Mr Krabs reigning victorious in the end. How does he, you ask? His daughter, a whale, comes in the room and scares the living daylights out of Plankton. Mr Krabs is amused by this, and exploits his fear of whales not just to defend the formula, but literally to drive Plankton to his wit's end. For kids, right guys?

Pearl refuses to scare Plankton, so instead Mr Krabs disguises as a whale and tortures Plankton, haunting his nightmares and sometimes causing him to hallucinate. I am NOT ...more

3 The Splinter

What happened to awesome plots like accidentally murdering a health inspector or ripping pants? Selling chocolate or joining Squid's band? (Band Geeks :D) There used to be a whole lot of good plots out there, but now the new writers have resorted to generic, mind-numbing, boring, teeth grinding, grimacing, DISGUSTING plots such as this.

Let me explain. The show starts with Spongebob cooking krabby patties at work when he gets a splinter, pushed into his thumb violently and jerkedly, so much that you'd want to grimace and stuff your head into a pillow and holler and chew it up. Seriously. The way it goes into his thumb is just so... Disturbing...

The whole episode revolves around Spongebob trying to get the splinter out because Squidward threatens to send him home because of it. Now, that's a boring, generic plotline right there. What makes it the rightfully deserving number one is the horrible visuals. IF you're a fan of seeing spongebob's enlarged, gross, bloody, ...more

I love Band Geeks and Chocolate With Nuts! You're right. It's disturbing. - MiraiNikkiYunoGasai

"The Splinter" should be number one. It's gross and unfunny. Basically, the episode involves SpongeBob getting a splinter at work. Instead of telling Mr. Krabs about it. He continues working anyway and gets Patrick to help him (which, of course, only makes it work and caused it to get infected. Mr. Krabs soon finds out about it, and removes the splinter. However, for the sake of "comedy", a giant fountain of puss erupts from SpongeBob's thumb and on to Mr. Krabs. Gross! I don't know who thought this would be a good idea for an episode. I didn't laugh once during the episode.

This episode is really sickening. They show a hand-drawn close up, fully colored and illustrated picture of SpongeBob's sick thumb with puss and slime... After seeing that episode, I got rid of cable and got Netflix. Netflix doesn't have the new ones, just the old ones.

In my opinion this episode is overhated, they much worse episodes that deserve to be in third spot.

4 Stuck in the Wringer

I hate that episode. Spongebob finally say what he thinks to Patrick and the Bikini Bottom guys say that the culprit is SpongeBob! Seriously, the first time I heard this I felt like killing everyone who was in that park!

I just loathe this episode. Patrick is such a dick in this one and the worst part, when the fish told SpongeBob after yelling at Patrick for not helping him, "Ya know, kid, your body isn't the problem. It's your heart. You deserve what you've gotten." If I am there, I will murder those people. Yeah, what happened to the SpongeBob series after awesome plots like murdering a health inspector, forming a band, removing paint from a dollar, delivering a pizza, selling chocolate, camping, entering one's dream, constructing a silly theme park, etc. ? God. I WANT TO MURDER THOSE FISH SAYING SpongeBob DIDN'T HAVE A HEART BUT CAN'T THEY SEE THE HARDSHIPS HE'S BEEN THROUGH? Asss.

The writers forgot that the entire episode started on an ACCIDENT. Not KARMA. The only way that scene would've worked if Spongebob was acting like a selfish little brat for a stupid reason throughout the whole episode up to that point, not CRIPPLING him and giving him legitimate, PHYSICAL reason for Spongebob to act out.

I can only imagine what the writers would say to a paraplegic kid finally standing up to his neglectful parents. - alphadan12

I don't really like this episode. Patrick keeps on ruining SpongeBob's plans. Finally SpongeBob told Patrick. The most part I hate is when they turn on SpongeBob and the guy saying he doesn't have a heart. He does and they should not even butt in to SpongeBob and Patrick's business. They don't even understand what SpongeBob has been through with Patrick they just say that SpongeBob is the culprit just because they see it with their own eyes of SpongeBob yelling at Patrick. Seriously I just what to beat them up.

Let this quote set the tone for the episode... "You know, kid, your body isn't the problem. It's your heart! You deserve what you've gotten! Come on, we're out of here! "

what?!... Victim blaming in the episode even though Patrick is the one at fault?!... and worst of all, nobody apologizing to SpongeBob at the end for this insult?! And also only crying solves your problems? WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE IS THAT?!

Zeus Cervas, if you are reading this... I want you to know that due to this one episode, you are one of the worst writers of all time and I hope someone takes away your pen and paper before you write an idea! You are a failure of a writer and need to stop with gross out and cruelty to fictional characters! What (you had thinked) worked on CatDog doesn't work in SpongeBob SquarePants. Please improve or give up writing for the show and give better morals, endings, and emphasize better on apologies and forgiveness to prevent making hatable ...more

5 Pet Sitter Pat

This episode is Patrick at his worst. He keeps on torturing Gary while SpongeBob is away. The episode also makes SpongeBob worry about Gary unlike in A Pal For Gary, but the episode uses this as an excuse to torture Gary. The worst part is when Patrick tries to give Gary a bath. He uses a flamethrower and thinks "It looks like fun" and also thinks about using salt to dry him. Salt kills snails, is he crazy! Patrick is so stupid and terrible that he should die because he is the worst character on the show. Yes, even worse than Mr. Krabs. This episode is like a sequel to A Pal For Gary or a terrible rip off that needs to be killed now!

From 'The Card': "SpongeBob, you can't expect my normal brand of stupidity every time! I like to mix it up. Keep ya on your toes! "

I would have declared 'The Card' the worst only because of that (and the following events), but at least in that episode the only thing he was destroying was SpongeBob's trust for Patrick and the most valuable Mermaid Man Trading Card. Not a living creature!

After one of Patrick's lines in'"The Card', it is revealed all the undeserved, cruel torture Patrick gives Gary is intentional. He chases Gary down with a flamethrower, eats all his food (and SpongeBob's), looks for salt to "dry" Gary, and many more horrible actions.

I think with the card it is admitting that Patrick is doing anything stupid on purpose. - Fazbear97

Patrick, what happened to you? Your dumbness was charming and funny, but now you are a complete jerk! This episode is an example of making Patrick overly dumb, yet not knowing that that's not enough! Patrick tortured Gary, and didn't get a punishment, or was genuinely dumb, he was just a killer! Ow anthills burg to fix this show back to its glory! - wolfythefree

How the hell is A Pal for Gary worse than this trite?

Patrick tried to burn Gary and douse him in salt, got away scot-free and is basically A Pal for Gary 2.0! - KalloFox34

6 Demolition Doofus

Mrs. Puff gets deflated, and is so sick of Spongebob that she wants him DEAD! She even tries to MURDER him when the other demolition derby guys fail to crush him.

She even says "Why are you still ALIVE? "

Way out of character, regardless of what Spongebob put her through. This is one seriously messed up episode.

I hate this episode, it's so evil. Mrs. Puff actually tries to kill SpongeBob, After this episode I just wanted Mrs. Puff to die. I can't believe she actually said 'Why are you still alive' And at the end, SpongeBob doesn't even get mad at Mrs. Puff for trying to kill him. One of the worst episodes of SpongeBob yet.

As bad as this episode is, I don't think it's as bad as people make it out to be. Yes, it was horrible that Mrs. Puff tried to kill Spongebob, but she kind of had a reason. Spongebob was insulting her earlier in the episode, which I could imagine would drive her mad, so she tries to get revenge. The reason this doesn't work is because it tries to make Spongebob look like the good guy, Mrs. Puff is pretty sadistic, and it doesn't bother to hide that she wants to kill him. Plus, Spongebob wins in the end. Maybe if they tried to make Mrs. Puff do something else, and have her win in the end, this episode would've worked. But instead, she tries to kill him, and she loses even though she had the bad luck the whole episode. - Gametoon

An some people say Luna and Sam's relationship doesn't belong in a kids show, you know what doesn't belong in a kids show a teacher trying to have her student murdered for crippling her for life seriously how in the world was the episode made for children SpongeBob recklessness gets Mrs. Puff in an accident that cripples her for life not only that but continues to add insult to injury by making fun of her condition this drives Mrs. Puff to want to have SpongeBob killed by entering him in a demolition derby when that fails she shouts loudly enough that anyone can hear "WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE! " and then tries to kill him herself, bottom line I hate this episode. - Nikx

7 Atlantis Squarepantis

Just like its counterpart, Truth of Square, it had way too much build up. First there was just a lot of stupid ads saying "Spongebob is going to the legendary city of Atlantis! " And what makes it even more sad is the fact that Burger King HAD to advertise it with toys. What we expected was that he'd go there, explore Atlantis and meet King Neptune, but what we got was Spongebob and his friends go to Atlantis on a bus powered by singing. At the beginning, Spongebob and Patrick just pop bubbles with a camera. They then find the missing half of the Atlantis amulet. They then go to the museum where it just so happens that Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Sandy are there, and the put the amulet together. A bis then crashes through the ceiling and they get in. What makes this terrible is that it's just cheap CGI where it looks like they're just pasted onto it. And then they have to sing instead of using gas. So they sing. And all of the song is terrible and they went until they ran out ...more

And this is where SpongeBob died for me. Note that the writers of this episode also wrote "Sand Castles in the Sand", my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob ever only behind Band Geeks. There is no excuse for this garbage. The first big problem... WHY IN THE WORLD would you cast David Bowie for a spot, and then give quite literally every other character but him a singing part? That leads to the fact that the trailer never gave any signs of this being a musical. The songs themselves are ear-grating, and they somehow find a way to shoehorn characters in (Plankton, I'm looking at you). And while Plankton getting a tank that only shoots ice cream isn't a good twist anyway, they make it worse by showing it in the promo. That's right, in the promo there is a tank that shoots... Ice cream. On top of this, they give Sandy all of the fight. SpongeBob knows karate, Squidward would know karate in Season 9, and Mr. Krabs is a navy seal. Why is Sandy the only one truly fighting? The killer ...more

This episode was a T.V. movie episode. There were too many misleading ads, especially because of the fact that none of the promo ads stated the episode was actually a musical, with abysmal song nonetheless. The bus to Atlantis was powered by a godawful song, Atlantis was a futuristic alien city, Atlanteans look like they threw Squidward and Mark Chang in a blender, their leader is called Lord Royal Highness (how creative... ), more terrible songs, and Sandy is glorified too much in the fight scene. What more can I say? Oh wait... SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK GO TO ATLANTIS TO SEE THE OLDEST LIVING BUBBLE! A BUBBLE! The episode is that bad.

Where do I even begin. The advertisements deified it, acting like it would be the next SpongeBob SquarePants movie. Instead what we got was sheer garbage. The songs were so torturously awful that I would rather listen to "baby" than most of them. The plot had too many holes to count. 75% of the episode was pointless filler, horrible singing and boring subplots. The humor makes starring at a blank wall look entertaining. Plankton was shoved into the episode out of absolutely nowhere and does nothing to effect the main plot line. Patchy the pirate gets his own pointless subplot, and his own atrocious song. David Bowie makes an appearance as a nightmarish mutant blue burry with probably the most uncreative name comprehensible (lore royal highness). And, of course, the only reason they go to the legendary city of atlantis, which people have been searching for for millennia, is to see the world's oldest bubble, carried across the void of space on foot by one eyed elephants. This is the ...more

8 SpongeBob, You're Fired!

You guys can say what you want about A Pal for Gary and One Coarse Meal. Those episodes at least told a story. What story does this tell? SpongeBob gets fired, 15 minutes of crappy filler, he is hired again because of mopey dopey sad talk. This was a terrible episode just for the sheer fact that it will bore you so much, you'll need to be on life support just to NOT die of boredom. And speaking of life support, SpongeBob's life support is dead. Not to mention this episode not only screws the continuity of the old awesome episodes, but even the newer bad ones. Why the hell would SpongeBob get fired over a nickel!? It's already been shown in Stanley SquarePants that SpongeBob is fully capable of keeping the Krusty Krab alive on his own. Squidward at least does nothing of value for Mr. Krabs. He doesn't even have seniority anymore. It makes no sense and feels purely like a contrivance just to serve a half-crapped plot. Sure A Pal for Gary was just evil and One Coarse Meal REALLY screwed ...more

Pretty much all the episodes in this same season are ANNOYING and CRAPPY but since this is one of my hated Spongebob episodes, I'll tell hate it so much. First off, Spongebob gets fired for no reason, till this day, I still don't know, it was probably something stupid as usual. And it makes no sense whatsoever because Spongebob actually does his job and has a positive attitude towards the customers. SOMEONE ELSE, HOWEVER (and yes I am talking about Squidward) hates everything about his job, (and the people he's in contact with). Okay, basically saying he's a hater. Yeah, a hater. I mean, we all feel Squidward sometimes, right?
Where did I leave off? Oh, yeah! Pretty much, Spongebob gets fired and he becomes depressed. Literally one of the only episodes where he's not his usual annoying self. He gets jobs where all of his bosses fired him. This is Spongebob torture, okay? Whoever wrote this episode knows absolutely nothing and saw absolutely NOTHING where Spongebob was commented on ...more

This episode ruins the whole plot of SpongeBob. SpongeBob has always been loyal to Mr. Krabs, and made the Krusty Krab millions of dollars, and in season 1-5, mr krabs never wants to fire SpongeBob. They were friends and everything, and then somehow mr krabs has to save a nickel and fires his most important employee. So then the plot of this episode changes millions of times, like, SpongeBob is fired, then SpongeBob gets digusting, then SpongeBob goes to sandy for a taste test for some reason, then Patrick gets poisoned and grows a mini head on his body (family guy ripoff), then SpongeBob gets fired out of ridiculous restaurants which doesn't make sense because Krusty Krab, weenie hut, and chum bucket are the only restaurants in the Bikini Bottom. But not anymore! And since when did the bosses of the restaurants have to dress like food? Then the bosses hate SpongeBob fire him, then fight to get him back, and then SpongeBob comes back to the Krusty Krab. This episode is too stupid. It ...more

This episode frustrates me beyond belief because the idea of SpongeBob being fired had potential to be a good episode had the plot taken a different route. SpongeBob getting fired may have been an interesting idea for an episode had he not been fired in order that Krabs could save a nickel. It would have been far more entertaining if SpongeBob had been fired for a good reason perhaps for getting up to some sort of mischief with Patrick. It would have been far better to see SpongeBob get fired for some sort of mischief, realise he had done wrong, learn a lesson and fight to win Mr Krabs trust back!... But no the new writers would rather he got fired for no reason, spiralled into depression, failed at every other job he tried to get before eventually ending up back at the krusty Krab and everything is just fine and dandy, no bad feelings towards Mr Krabs for his heartless decision to fire him in the first place... This episode frustrates me so much I could scream.

9 Yours Mine and Mine

I hate Patrick so much in this episode. He acts like a total douche throughout the damn episode. Patrick's stupidity sometimes just goes way too far. GET THE OLD WRITERS BACK AND FIRE THE NEW ONES FOR GOD SAKE!

This episode made me want to throw my television out the window. I mean, there are times when we're watching Spongebob and we ask ourselves 'Why Patrick is so painfully naive? '... but this episode right here just CROSSES THE LINE. First of all, Patrick basically steals Spongebobs money, falsely states that he's and I quote "familiar with the concept of sharing", and then gorges on the meal they're supposed to be "sharing". That alone makes me sick. Then after Patrick complains about not having a toy with his meal like a 3 year old, Spongebob gets the toy for like 2 minutes and when he gives Patrick a turn Patrick says "aren't you supposed to be working? " To try and get Spongebob in trouble. I mean, he doesn't even let Spongebob touch the Patty Pal, that's down right selfish. But then he plays with the toy all night and STILL doesn't let Spongebob have it, this is just becoming wrong on so many levels. Then after Sandy tries to help them with their problem, they fight over it again. ...more

This was the episode I hated the most as a little kid. I still hate this episode the most. Patrick is such a bad influence. I hate that towards the end they paint Spongebob as the bad guy. I honestly don't blame Spongebob for acting the way he did towards the end. What was he supposed too do? No parents to talk to, the cops won't care, there isn't anyone to talk this out with. You know that kid who never shares anything with anyone, and there only friends are young kids. That's Patrick! Even when I was like 6 or 7 I despised this episode. The only good thing in this episode is the washing your hair joke! It made me hate Patrick's character.

This episode makes me want to punch Patrick in the face. He is so stupid in this episode. He is the one responsible for the fight that he had with SpongeBob over a stupid Krabby Patty toy. He doesn't know anything about sharing. The ending was complete crap in this episode! "Have you learned nothing about sharing? " says Patrick. "Well Patrick, HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN ABOUT SHARING TOYS WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF BEING A COMPLETE MORON FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES! Also, I WANT TO PUNCH YOU AND KILL YOU FOR THIS! GROW UP YOU BIG MORON! " says me. Please Nickelodeon, I'm begging you! GET THE OLD WRITERS BACK!

10 Little Yellow Book

I would agree squidward is unlikeable here if it wasn't for SpongeBob breaking into his house multiple times, stealing his belongings under the guise of it being borrowing, psychologically tormenting him, ruining his chances of getting into the cephalopod lodge, making him have to go back to school because of squidward running away from practically a stalker, ripping off his toenail and turning him into a baby in the episode right before this one I feel that SpongeBob honestly deserved worse than squidward reading his diary and the ending I honestly feel was satisfying it said to me that squidward could finally get revenge on SpongeBob for everything he's done to him now I will agree the episode isn't amazing I mean the townspeople can go and die in a fire but to everyone who thinks squidward is now unlikeable oh trust me the writers will make a few more torture episodes for him. Now I no a lot of people probably hate my opinion but I don't care. - Gamer4life

Remember Fools in April? The good episode from Season 1? Think of this as it's evil twin. Or better yet, it took this episode, made it worse, and SHAT on it.

In this episode, after finding out about SpongeBob's diary, Squidward reads it in front of the entire Krusty Krab. After finding out about it, SpongeBob runs out crying.

Now, in a good episode like Fools in April, Squidward would feel guilty about it. But he doesn't, even after the customers tell him off.

Then, the Bikini Bottomites start to make Squidward feel as guilty as possible; he loses his house just because he read someone else's diary!

Finally, Squidward feels guilty, and he apologizes to SpongeBob. And what happens next? He reads SpongeBob's OTHER diary and he ends the episode, while having tomatoes thrown at him, saying "I don't care! This is so worth it! "

Well, you've done it Nickelodeon. You've made Squidward unlikable. Excuse me while I shove my head into an oven over it. (Haha, ...more

Okay, clearly Squidward was wrong here. Sure. Reading someone else's private business is a terrible thing. But there's no law that says you should get arrested or get your house taken away for reading someone else's diary. The thing that pissed me off the most was that they were all being hypocrites. They were laughing along with Squidward and they all saw SpongeBob taking off his clothes and dancing like a lunatic. And when he runs away crying and humiliated, they just THROW Squidward under the bus, like they didn't take any part of humiliating SpongeBob. Especially Patrick. He could've told Squidward to stop. Instead, he's all, "Fix me up a krabby patty, SpongeBob! With good ol' FEE-FEE! " And then later, he throws tomatoes at Squidward and Squidward tells him that he was reading it too and he said," Oh, blame everyone but YOURSELF! " As much as I like Patrick, he's has this unhealthy addiction of hypocrisy. And honestly, who even cares about diaries anyway?

Where to begin? Why do I hate this episode? For a few reasons:
1.Squidward was mean to SpongeBob by invading his privacy. Okay, I love Squidward, but publicly humiliating him by reading his diary? that's just too much.
2. Everyone were being hypocrites, as usual I might add. Including Patrick.
3. They all took part in bullying and humiliating SpongeBob and when SpongeBob runs away feeling hurt and embarrassed, they throw Squidward under the bus by saying, "That was that little kid's diary? " AND THEY KNEW IT ALL ALONG! they never take responsibility in their actions. Instead, they all throw rotten tomatoes at Squidward not to mention they took his house away FOR READING A DIARY?! COME ON, STUPID PEOPLE! I honestly feel like killing everyone there, including Patrick Hypocrite Pants. But not Squidward. I like you. Ignore these jerks.

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11 Truth or Square SpongeBob's Truth or Square is a 2009 made-for-television comedy special and an hour-long episode of the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants

Hello, my opinion on this episode is that I call it unique. It has a retarded plot but it is different not only because it is the 10th anniversary, but it intends to keep an intriguing background throughout. So it is stupidly unique. So don't get me wrong, it is a very stupid episode, but is an outcast than the others.

Why does this one have to be a rip-off of SpongeBob's 10th anniversary. 3 reasons.
1. It's 1 hour long, similar to Atlantis Squarepantis.
2. Everything they show might be true, but not.
3. This was a total waste of 1 hour. Please Nickelodeon, don't air this episode ever again!

It's pretty meh. Not a good episode, but definitely better than Atlantis SquarePantis. - KalloFox34

This is the stupidest SpongeBob episode ever because they've had stupid stuff.

12 Dear Vikings

The main reason that this episode was the final nail for me.
Spongebob: "What's a Viking? "
Obviously, the new writers didn't see the Bubble Buddy Episode!

Sorry to bust your bubble (haha, very funny, not) but bubble buddy took place in Season 1, and this episode took place in Season 6. - Gamecubesarecool193

The lack of jokes in this is sad and you can see that the writers are trying SO HARD to get a laugh with the jokes RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE but they're all dull. I will admit that the "all the vikings on the ship are named Olaf" joke got me the first time, but after that it was just stupid. Not to mention the HORRIBLE ENDING! The main conflict was thrown in so late that no one could have expected it. When it DID come however, it was so late in the episode that it ended after about 30 seconds. PATHETIC!

This was the first SpongeBob episode I actually hated. The show was already pretty weak for me for a while before this episode came out, but I was mostly in denial and just thought that I was "outgrowing" it. But then this episode happened and it just hit me that this show really was going downhill.

This episode was just unbelievable. Every character is so horribly oversimplified, the jokes were bad, the plot was uninteresting. In fact the whole thing felt like a bad preschool show. SpongeBob SquarePants is supposed to be a smart kids show, that anyone of any age could enjoy. This episode is so bad it could insult a 4 year old's intelligence. Then you have the poor excuse of an ending, "now that's what I call, a viking sized adventure".

On a personal level it rubs off me bad because before this I would try to make the case that SpongeBob isn't just for little kids, then they pull this episode as a stab to the back.

This "episode" has no good joke (and I don't think there are jokes at all), no interesting story, and the worst ending ever existed in SpongeBob SquarePants history! These new "writers" should learn how to write or DON'T WRITE AT ALL!

13 To Love a Patty

SpongeBob falls in love with a Krabby Patty and names it "Patty" then it gets spoiled and is too disgusting to look at. 'enough said

I thought he has a crush on Sandy, he kill the shell for a kraby patty. - ambre.messiimes

The whole episode is offensive I mean seriously SpongeBob falls in love with a Krabby Patty and when his friends try to help him and prevent him from falling in love with a patty What does SpongeBob do? Ignore them and have a "date with the patty" Holly God you have to be serious a DATE with a non-living object. When close to the end, there's a close up where we see a rotten patty. If a grown adult sees it they would be perfectly fine but SpongeBob SquarePants is a show for EVERYBODY so that means kids also watch the show and if they see that rotten patty some of them will puke but it doesn't end there because SpongeBob that finally realized how weird he was acting finally decides to eat the patty. Yep, SpongeBob in front of many viewers decides to eat, chew, and swallow that Krabby patty. I don't want to talk about this episode any more.

It should be number 1, in my opinion. SpongeBob replaced Patrick with a Krabby Patty. Then, SpongeBob, murdered scallops. The ending was extremely gross. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

14 Face Freeze!

How can tou like this episode?
Characters' frozen faces are just looks horrible and disgusting!
Can you watch this without your eye patch?

And spongebob and patrick's making faces are just disgusting and horrible.
Do you want to making faces like them in this episode?
I'll say that I never do this.

That's the reason why I think it was the worst Spongebob episode ever!

This episode is awful. Spongebob and Patrick's faces are just plain disturbing! It's not even remotely funny.

Oh god, I remember the time I watched this episode of garbage. Here is my top 10 worst:

10. House Fancy
9. Truth or Square (Very Disappointing)
8. Dear Vikings
7. Trenchbillies
6. Atlantis Squarepantis (God Awful)
5. The Splinter (Gross)
4. All the 2013 episodes
3. Planet of the Jellyfish (I'm sorry. Terrible)
2. Fear of a Krabby Patty (Very Annoying)
1. Face Freeze
This should be #1

Bottom line. This is the biggest disgrace to spongebob.

I'm sorry, but Planet of the Jellyfish was easily the best modern episode

Face Freeze's mainly because of its ending symbolizes everything wrong with the episode. A bad plot and a bunch of disturbing faces lead up to Sponge Bob and Patrick perpetually stuck with different head shapes, and Mr. Crabs and Squid Ward ultimately share the same fate. The episode ends with the four shifting between grotesque, ugly faces. At least One Coarse Meal and A Pal for Gary, evil and tasteless as they are, told a story. Face Freeze uses a lame "plot" so the artists can create absolute terror to televise to the planet, and anyone hoping for it to be resolved is treated with the episode ending with a ton of them. - Extractinator04

15 Squid Baby Squid Baby is a Spongebob Squarepants episode from season 9 where Squidward slams his head on a mailbox which causes his head to swell up which makes him look and act like a baby.

Ha ha, it's funny because the doctor told Spongebob and Patrick not to harm Sqidward's head, but that's exactly what they do anyway! Head trauma is hilarious, isn't it?!

No. No, it's not. It's actually quite disturbing. Can you imagine if they used an actual baby instead of Squidward? The whole scenario would be even more horrifying. On top of that, the so-called "jokes" warrant groans at best, and are cringe-worthy at worst. This episode ruined the "MY LEG" gag, for god's sake. What has this show become?!

Squidward gets a head injury and starts acting like an infant. Even the ending is disgusting.

Nothing about this plot makes sense, and is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, and I've seen "The Splinter" and "A Pal for Gary" (which both deserve top 5 worst along with "Spongebob, You're Fired" and "Face Freeze"). Spongebob and Patrick make annoying baby noises. Squidward hits his head on the mailbox, and Patrick thinks he's now a baby?

Then they take him to the doctor. The doctor says to make sure he doesn't hit his head anymore, and hands Squidward wearing a diaper over. So, they then act like he's a baby, Squidward acts like a baby, and they keep throwing him at things. WHY IS HE A BABY? Well, he's not a real baby, why does everyone just accept he's a baby, what is this? Top 5 worst, alongside those others that are classics, however I haven't seen "ink lemonade" yet...

UGH! This should be #1, When Squidwards head was under the pavement, I wanted to stick my hand through the T.V. , grab Spongebob, tie him up, blindfold him, get a huge kitchen knife and stab him. I hate this one with a passion just like I do the whole series!

16 Choir Boys

This episode is so annoying! It's all about how Squidward wants to join a men's choir and you'd think SpongeBob wouldn't be in this episode. Well boy were you wrong! He starts off by complaining that his 'playmate' Patrick was gone like a 2 year old. He keeps following him and doesn't stop. Squidward gets zapped by jellyfish for no reason, why couldn't they zap SpongeBob instead? And he dresses up as a police officer because he wasn't listening to his song?! FOR, REAL? He's all, " I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song! " I wanna punch the T.V. so hard! Not only is he doing all this on purpose, he also thinks people are stupid too. And then he steals Squidward's spotlight with this fake, angel-like voice! What audacity! He thinks he's such a perfect angel or something! And in spite of all that, he gets all the credit for it! So he knows what he's doing! He asked Squidward where he was going on purpose! Why do some people ...more

This episode gets really start to hate it. The story is about Squidward wants to join the town man choirs (as a dream), but Spongebob (as the worse) keep to bothering Squidward to join the town man choirs, keep following Squidward even more worse. The jellyfish field scene is a bunch of jellyfishes surround Squidward as for Spongebob starts singing extremely more worse. For Squidward, he didn't even starts singing because the jellyfishes shock him for like 1 second. So Squidward tie Spongebob and leave him. But makes extremely even more and more worse that Spongebob call the voice of the god and show at the audition. I really hate this episode because it keep bother Squidward over and over and over and over and over again!

I absolutely cannot stand this episode. It is by far my least favorite. I have not watched it again since the first time, yet the horrible memories are forever imprinted in my mind.

Squidward wanted so badly to be in that group, and then SpongeBob comes and doesn't let squidward have that, showing how much of a selfish, inconsiderate character he can be. Squidward deserves at least some happiness in his life, and I get that it's just a cartoon but still!

It's easily the worst of the worst in my opinion. I feel really sorry for Squidward

17 Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy

Plankton's kind of a jerk here, but being a villain, that's supposed to be standard for his character. The real issue is the townsfolk, who laughed at her when Sandy was naked, nevermind that most of them don't even wear pants (or sometimes even shirts), and Plankton was an idiot in not stealing the suit (fortunately for him, apparently everyone else was even dumber and didn't even notice).

Squidward wasn't arrested, and he never wears pants. Plankton's also always fully nude, and he isn't arrested either. It just proves that the townsfolk are racists. - KalloFox34

I really DESPISE this episode because everyone were acting like such jerks to Sandy. They didn't even help her find her missing fur or turn in the thief (Plankton) who took it. Instead they all LAUGH at her nakedness while literally half of them are BUTT NAKED and the other majority of those stupid HYPOCRITES are shirtless so I really don't know who those freaks are trying to laugh at with THIEIR nakedness.
Then the episode ends off TERRIBLE with Sandy getting arrested for public nudity and Plankton, (the one who started this whole thing in the first place just to get the STUPID secret formula) doesn't get arrested for identity theft?! And even worse, Sandy wasn't even NAKED! It's literally what she wears in her treedome all the time! That town honestly needs new POLICE OFFICERS FOR GOD SAKE!

Two main problems with this episode.

One: It's a direct ripoff of "Imitation Krabs"--and a TERRIBLE one at that.
Two: The writers scapegoat Sandy for a number of coldhearted scenes. - devonshippam

Plankton didn't even steal Sandy's suit! Why not, you know, WEAR it?

Plus, the ending didn't make sense. 1) Characters are seen naked all the time and it doesn't seem to be illegal. 2) Sandy wasn't completely naked. 3) Plankton WAS naked. come on! Is that supposed to be FUNNY? Because it's NOT!

18 Boating Buddies

Out of the few post-movie episodes I've watched, this is easily the worst one I've come across. The jokes try so hard to make you laugh, but I just find them all dull. Not to mention it's one of many Squidward Torture Porns.

The episode starts with Spongebob grooming Gary until he hears what he thinks is 'a strange noise'. While investigating what it is, he decides to get Squidward into trouble once again. While trying to escape in a boat, Squidward destroys a stop sign and gets assigned to Boating School.

When asked by Mrs. Puff, Squidward tries to explain what happened while Spongebob stares him down. When Squidward sits down again, Spongebob starts breathing heavily at him in such a creepy way! You see where I'm going with this?

Also, throughout this episode, Squidward gets beaten up by some muscular fish twice. Squidward torture taken too far, am I wrong? Anyway, after being beaten up for the second time, Squidward ends up in a full body cast right before the ...more

This episode is annoying. There are so many reasons people hate this episode. It's actually debatably worse than the splinter because it is very hard to sit through with SpongeBob's horribly annoying behavior! but the worst part is squidward's undeserved misery. Say what you want about him in little yellow book. But this episode is punishing him by shoehorning him into boating school and keeping the frown on his face from beginning to end. In little yellow book, squidward got punished for stealing SpongeBob's diary. But the townspeople didn't. However, stealing the diary was squidward's fault to begin with, so there was at least some logic. This episode has no excuse, Mrs. Puff is letting SpongeBob ruin squidward's day. Giving this episode the benefit of the doubt, SpongeBob was indirectly causing squidward's misery. This means it was not the intent to make squidward upset. In choir boys, there was a cause for squidward's torment. Granted, it was horribly unfunny, but made more sense ...more

Squidward gets all his bones broken

Okay, "Boating Buddies" cranked up the creepy to INSANELY HUGE levels! More than any other episode! If I had to compare this to "Squid's Visit", I'd rather watch the latter. I know that's something I can never take back, but I'm sticking by my words! "Squid's Visit" is inherently creepy in its own right, albeit a little frightening. But that episode is watchable compared to this. This is like psychological thriller territory. All I kept thinking the entire episode was "Why don't you guys just add horror movie music in the background while you're at it, guys?! "

This is easily one of the top ten most unsettling episodes of SpongeBob I've ever sat through.

*shudders* SpongeBob's breathing still gives me chills...

19 Squid's Visit

I have to add this episode? This episode is incredibly creepy. SpongeBob makes an exact replica of squidwards inside house and takes his vacuum cleaner just to visit him. And when I say exact replica, I am not kidding. He has every little detail, even a chip in the paint. If that isn't creepy, tell me what is

Squid's visit is very debatably worthy of falling into the bottom 10 episodes. The main problem with the episode isn't the uncanny replica of squidward's house. It's the fact that this episode alone acknowledges that SpongeBob is a creepy person. There was no reason for SpongeBob to invite squidward over; it's almost like his invitation was nothing short of a contrived kidnapping. This kind of stuff is stated in earnest, meaning that the writers here wanted to showcase the character of season 6 SpongeBob. Season 6 SpongeBob is not naïve or charming. He is demented and creepy. Also, the episodic structure is very flimsy. The idea here is SpongeBob getting squidward to come to his house. Nothing here is funny. Boating buddies may be very annoying. But this episode is excessively creepy. The plot was very aware of the problem that it refused to fix. It also showcases the worst problems with SpongeBob's new character. This episode belongs in the top 10 worst because of its intent to go ...more

Not only is this episode INCREDIBLY creepy, its borderline psychotic! Spongebob has snuck inside squidward's house enough times to memorize every little detail, to even a scratch in the paint! Spongebob has probably snuck inside Squidward's house THOUSANDS and I mean THOUSANDS of times! That's 2 to 3 times a day for the past 5 to 7 years or so! It is AMAZING that this was aloud to be aired! This should never be televised again.

The episode shows how much of a creepy, psychopathic stalker Spongebob is. The episode starts of with Spongebob pestering Squidward about visiting his house, Squidward then says why would he want to visit Spongebob's house when he can enjoy the luxury of his own. So Spongebob builds an exact replica of Squidward's house on the inside with every little detail even copying the stitching on Squidward's cushion and gets him to come in by stealing his vacuum cleaner although he refers to it as "borrowing". Squidward soon starts to go insane by staying in this "horror house". He manages to find his vacuum cleaner and quickly exits only to find out that his casserole has burnt down his house meaning he has to stay with Spongebob although he makes him sleep on what remains of his house while he stays at Spongebob's house.

20 Good Neighbors

My favorite part of this episode is "the opening parallel shots" of SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick sleeping. It's very nicely edited and is a nice way to start off the episode. Unfortunately, everything else about this episode is downhill from there. This is a Squidward torture episode done wrong. What does Squidward want to do in this episode? Just have a relaxing Sunday, and SpongeBob and Patrick ruin it beyond belief in ways that just aren't even funny. They're just so ignorant of the world around them and Squidward's emotions! There's not even an excuse of this episode. I mean, yes, there's Naughty Nautical Neighbors where Squidward acts like a jerk to SpongeBob and Patrick, then there's Jellyfishing where Squidward can be bandaged up so SpongeBob and Patrick don't know that he hates what they're doing. In this episode, they just have no excuse! They're just idiots, and none of it is funny, and there's also a random giant robot that Squidward's house turns into. It's ...more

Last year (in October 2018), I was on a Persian site where they had several SpongeBob episodes, whether it was good episodes like Pizza Delivery or bad episodes like Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy, or even newer episodes like Lame and Fortune. Out of all of them, they all had dubbings in the Persian language, even though the Persian dubs of SpongeBob aren't professional and don't use the original score. But this episode, however, was on the site, but not in Persian, but in English. So, this is the ONLY SpongeBob episode I know of that doesn't have a Persian dub. Does that say something here? Because I think it does, and what it says, is that this episode is AWFUL! SO awful, that it wasn't dubbed in Persian, even though the other episodes on that site had Persian dubbings, even A Pal for Gary.

Squidward has every EXCUSE to hate Spongebob and Patrick. I'm not saying that I hate Spongebob, but they went too far in this episode. Okay, sure Squidward can be extremely shady at times, but for good reasons and he has every right to. Because it's as if everyone keeps ganging up on Squidward for no reason whatsoever. Squidward did nothing to deserve this kind of torture and for some reason, if he tries to relax for like a few seconds, he'll get tortured for the rest of his life.
Okay as much as I like Spongebob, he has no personality beyond being a nice person. He's not really mature, he acts like a 2 year old and he's too much of a butt kisser to that cheapo Mr. Krabs, and he cries way too much and he has this annoying laugh that makes your ears bleed. So what did Squidward do to deserve this? Nothing. This makes me hate Spongebob at times.

Spongebob and Patrick have an evil face expression when they are about enter Squidward's house, you have to pause to see it. That just proves that they did all of this on purpose, modern SpongeBob and Patrick are EVIL.

21 Ink Lemonade

Because he's a squid, it's ink, but if this was a human, everybody would be drinking someone's blood! Spongebob really has a lot of dark episodes.

I think all these Squidward torture porns are beginning to go too far now. I honestly feel like throwing Patrick in a sea full of crocodiles and get eaten

Imagine someone scaring the CRAP out of you and then they sell your own blood as refreshments. Now that is just dark. This episode is creepy

God, this episode is a nightmare. I can't believe the first time I watched this episode with my cousins. I was so uncomfortable that I thought this episode was worse than A Pal For Gary or One Coarse Meal. But what I can say, this is one of my new least favorite episodes. - DumbFriesNub

22 Are You Happy Now?

This episode is weak on it's own. It begins with Squidward not being able to remember his "happiest memory" (what about episodes such as Band Geeks and House Fancy, where he actually gets to win? ). He becomes depressed, and it gets worse when the episode references suicide TWICE. Once when Squidward sticks his head in his oven (to pull out some brownies) and when seemingly pulling a rope to hang himself (he's actually hanging a bird cage). This kind of stuff shouldn't be in a kids' show. No one thinks that suicide is funny; it's a very serious topic. If I had my say, I'd pull that episode off air and fire whoever thought it would actually make people laugh.

This is without a doubt the most dreadful episode ever, along with One Coarse Meal, All That Glitters, Good Neighbors, you name it. What a perfect idea for a new episode of SpongeBob. As if One Coarse Meal wasn't as scaring enough, they just wanted to make another one this time with SQUIDWARD attempting suicide. At first, I kind of laughed when I was younger because I didn't know the meaning of the word suicide and I laughed because I thought Squidward was going to bake his own head in the oven. But when I kept seeing it a lot, I finally understood, ESPECIALLY when I saw the most HORRID part when Squidward was going to hang himself. Yeah. TOTALLY a good episode for kids. NOT! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! Then at the end he rips all those paper mashe SpongeBob's saying that this is his best memory and SpongeBob is just standing there with that face that parents make when babies say their first word. He doesn't even mind. That's tough.

I thought One Coarse Meal was the worst episode until this aired. Both episodes share the same type of moment that makes each one completely irredeemable. Suicide jokes are not funny and do not belong in a kid's show.

But how does this episode handle the subject even worse than OCM? What makes it even more unnecessarily disturbing?

In OCM, Plankton's attempted suicide is caused by the actions of the antagonist (Mr Krabs), so we at least have a character that we have the right to hate. I'm not defending the episode by any means, but in Are You Happy Now? There is no antagonist. The only person consistently getting in the way of Squidward's success is Spongebob (surprise), but he is also the person trying to help Squidward through the whole episode so we can't really hate him.

The writers projected the dark and disturbing tone purely for the sake of sick "humour". There was no reason for it other than that it was supposed to be funny.

It wasn't. It REALLY ...more

Judging by the two suicide jokes in the middle of the episode, it's obvious that the writers didn't learn their lesson after the significant controversy "One Coarse Meal" sparked. - KalloFox34

23 Trench Billies

I seriously dread watching this episode the characters are creepy as hell the only of this episode I like is the part Patrick calls a musical challenge and also the part where they tried to go home they got out successfully but trying to making them trenchbillies making them take care of there mom for the rest of there lives if that were me I would turned down the offer for sure and got the heck out of there cause there no way I want to take care of there mother Spongebob and Patrick sure didn't want to either and if that were me I would come back with a Minigun and Kill everysingle of them trenchbillies I wish they would have made that part of the episode that would have been funny to watch but yeah Spongebob and Patrick did the right thing getting the heck out of there and the fact that they followed them to the Krusty Krab and lastly the last part of the episode I liked would have to been when they force Krabs to marry there the Leader of their Clan that was awesome with how much ...more

Totally agreed! Horrible episode. It was just so stupid and pointless. I miss the old SpongeBob :(

Bo! Hiss! This episode is stupid and pointless? The Trenchbillies are disturbing and evil to Bikini Bottom citizens. He made Krabs marry the leader of their clan. I also hate how it draws away from the main point of the show. And the Trenchbillies want poor SpongeBob and Patrick to stay in their isolated society forever.

This episode is ugly, disturbing and unpleasant. That's how I'd describe it. It's plot is boring and pointless, it's jokes are terrible (none of them get a laugh), it's tone is mean-spirited the character designs of the Trench Billies are disgusting and hard to look at, it relies on redneck stereotypes because the writers don't know how to write interesting characters anymore, or use the ones that are interesting (or at least used to be). Not to mention that the episode references incest. - CreamOfConnor

24 Shuffleboarding

The plot in this episode just gets scrapped halfway through.

SpongeBob and Patrick pretend to be their favorite superheroes and end up arresting all those people for nothing! They even arrested an lady just because she was old! When they did this, I was so mad! Not only that, but there was no shuffleboarding at all! In the first scene, SpongeBob and Patrick are going to the tournament. In the next, they already have the trophies! Definitely the worst episode ever! How is this not number one?

Horrible episode where Spongebob and Patrick dress up as Mermaid man and Barnacle boy to pick up their shuffleboarding trophies as Mermaid man and Barnacle boy aren't capable of doing so due to them being injured, but we don't get to see any shuffleboarding in the entire episode. On their way back they suddenly come up with the idea that they should stop crime in bikini bottom as their heroes aren't capable of doing so but instead of helping people they end up throwing innocent citizens in jail for stupid reasons like throwing an unfinished krabby patty in the bin or chewing gum too loudly. They even arrest Manray and an old lady with him even though they didn't do anything remotely bad at all. The jail gets so full that it explodes causing all the citizens injury and then they start chasing after the real Mermaid man and Barnacle boy. I just wanted to throw Spongebob and Patrick in jail after watching this episode.

This is a really bad episode, hardly any shuffle boarding. Most of it spent arresting people for stupid reasons, and at the end, SpongeBob and Patrick receive no punishment.
This episode has got to be at #1.

25 Fungus Among Us

This would be my top eleven:

1. Fungus Among Us - It is not funny. The accent joke is kind of funny, though.
2. Demolition Doofus - Everything but SpongeBob winning the tournament is not funny or pleasant.
3. Trench Billies - The beginning of the episode was just enough to make me ignore the television completely. Overall, it is very boring.
4. What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - It is just not funny.
5. Pet or Pests - I found it boring.
6. Someone's In The Kitchen with Sandy - Some of the jokes are funny, but it is most of the time boring.
7. The Splinter - It was not horrible and is very over-hated. It was just boring most of the time.
8. One Coarse Meal - It is quite boring. I think it is over-hated, though.
9. The Thing - It is boring.
10. Party Pooper Pants - Some of the jokes are hilarious, but this is truly where Patchy is at his worst.
11. Squidward's School for Grown-Ups - The opera scene and the Plankton scene are the only moments that are ...more

This episode was SO GROSS! I nearly vomited after seeing it. Do not watch it if you just ate or are planning to eat.

"The Splinter" basically recycles this plot but this is grosser,

I actually like this episode, and I don't think it's that gross.

I know, I am evil. - IcetailofWishClan

26 WhoBob WhatPants?

Another terrible SpongeBob special with a wasted celebrity cameo. This special is nothing, but mean-spirited from the jokes to the characters. SpongeBob's friends are unnecessarily cruel to him when SpongeBob ruined everything by accident. There is even a joke offending the homeless when they can't even watch the episode. Squidward is the most unlikeable character here because he is excited that SpongeBob is gone, and doesn't feel guilty about what he said. The amnesia plot is cliche and pointless to the story. In the end, nothing changed and this whole special was pointless and a waste of time. Also, who could forget the most infamous part of the episode with the worst facial expression in the entire show.

When you think about it, it's the SpongeBob equivalent to Life of Brian from Family Guy. They're both ratings traps that all but outright force you to be sad, then change everything back to normal later, as if none of it ever happened. - KalloFox34

Horrible episode, I dislike it. True his friends had the right to be guilty for running Spongebob out of town, especially Squidward. Although he doesn't feel guilty because he is happy but only went for the reward. He should understand the friendship with Spongebob.

I know right this was boring and stupid. The only funny thing is were squidward smashes that sponge tracking device and says oops I dropped it

This episode has more problems than any other episode of the show. It's way too cruel to SpongeBob throughout the whole episode, and when his friends make their turnaround, it's incredibly forced. I also think that while Squidward is a jerk, Mr. Krabs is like 4 times worse because he needs SpongeBob the most, and seems to regret chasing him off the least.
You also have that face that while I find incredibly hilarious, in reality is quite possibly the worst face of the whole show. But the worst part about this episode is it's pacing. Everything is out of whack timing-wise, and is poorly placed for what kind of story this episdoe is trying to tell. And the climax while decent, comes too early and the story looses any real tension afterwards. Probably the worst episode of the show, but not my most hated.
There's also the wasted celebrity cameo, gross out where it shouldn't be, flanderization, and hypocrisy within the plot itself. Patrick is smart enough to bake a cake outside, but ...more

27 House Fancy House Fancy is the first season 6 episode from the TV series “Spongebob Squarepants”. In this episode, Squidward tries to make his house fancy so he could beat his rival at making a fancy house and Spongebob comes along to help.

I can't believe that I had to add this episode to this list. Does the infamous toenail scene mean anything to you?

Oh dear lord this episode

Its not just the toe scene. This episode was bad enough with its six minutes of NOTHING HAPPENING. Its boring and dull. And the ending is complete crap too

Lets talk about the toe scene
In all honesty this is the most greusome scene in spongebob history. Its graphic and actually has blood. And how it happens is very scary. I always have to gag when this part happens and in all honesty this is way worse than facefreeze (which wasnt even that gross in the first place)

I despise this SORRY EXCUSE FOR an episode because Squilliam acted like such a show off to Squidward just because he had a more fancier house than his. But other than the boring plot in this episode, what I don't understand is, how and why on earth did Squidward win house fancy?! When his house literally got destroyed?! And exploded?! I'll never understand the logics in this show

This episode is the worst episode ever! It's boring, dull, and just not funny. But the number 1 thing that makes this episode so bad is the toenail scene. It's just so disturbing, violent, and it's uncomfortable to watch, and you can't just help but feel sorry for Squidward. I remember when I first saw that in 2009, it was just so painful to watch, but I couldn't even believe this was in an episode of SpongeBob. Maybe if it weren't for that scene, I wouldn't be as harsh on this episode. But there are many other awful episodes that are just as disturbing, like Planktons Regular, Krusty Krushers, Porous Pockets, and Sand Castles in the Sand. Did you notice how all those episodes are in season 6?

@Jasmine21064 It's because Season 6 is one of the worst and most hated seasons (along with seasons 7 and 8). Also, to the OP, I thought people LIKED Sand Castles in the Sand. - Disney1994

28 Slide Whistle Stooges

This is the worst episode ever! So, it's okay when Spongebob and Patrick use their slide whistles, but then when it's comes to Squidward doing stuff that Spongebob does, the whole town goes into a riot. BECAUSE OF A SLIDE WHISTLE! Are these people for real?! Did they say anything when Spongebob and Patrick were doing it? NO! And you're telling me that when it's for Squidward doing that, NOW it's apparently GOING TOO FAR? So this episode is telling me that Spongebob thinks he can get away with everything and also that he's a big fat HYPOCRITE!

This is the first ever duo worst episode (This and its sister episode both were good/bad). The reason it's bad is that 1: SpongeBob and Patrick use their stupid face (The mouth is covered by the whistle, but looking at the eyes, you know it's a bad one) and the slide whistle to annoy Squidward. 2: Squidward freaks and finds a Slide Whistle and start playing it, making the entire city mad (Why aren't they also chasing SpongeBob and Patrick? They started it! ) and 3: After he gets injured, SpongeBob and Patrick play the Slider Whistle to make him happy and Bikini Bottom loves it (But why do they like them and not Squidward)? The story is based off of Idiot Box. SpongeBob and Patrick annoy Squidward with an item, causing him to use it, and then getting himself hurt or in trouble.

THIS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE EPISODE OF ANY T.V. sHOW EVER. No, I'm serious. Episode starts off with Squidward trying to relax, and SpongeBob and Patrick annoy him with slide whistles. Squidward gets annoyed, and goes to get away, but SpongeBob and Patrick follow him making the annoying slide whistle sound. Oh, and the slide whistle sound can give you headaches, as it did me. Worse, it plays FULL EPISODE. Let's continue. Squidward starts slide whistling with SpongeBob and Patrick because he is panicked (what? ) and annoys the residents of Bikini Bottom( the residents are not annoyed by SpongeBob and Patrick, of course). However Squidward is to happy and excited (wait... What is going on! ) to stop, so he jumps in a gasoline truck to escape the crowd. He kicks out the previous driver(Umm..) And starts driving with his feet while slide whistling (Good message to teach children, writers! ). He is so happy, that he doesn't notice a cliff until it is too late. The gasoline truck explodes, ...more

Want to know what real classy humor is? Making fun of the sick and dying. (sarcasm)

29 Clash of Triton

Remember the commercial about an epic battle between SpongeBob and triton? There was not a fight at all just triton firing a laser at the city and crashing a car into the krusty Krab. A terrible episode.

This episode got me and many others excited for NOTHING. The commercials and games say it's "an epic battle between SpongeBob and triton" and let me tell you first hand that NO, it's not. Here's the REAL plot: Mr. Krabs hears that it's Neptune's Birthday, so he throws him a party to make money by charging citizens to watch him eat. Once Neptune arrives, SpongeBob remarks that the seat reserved "Triton" is empty, which makes Neptune upset to think of his son. He then explains why with a boring flashback, which shows that Neptune was cruel enough to lock up his son because he wanted to be a normal citizen and not a cruel all-powerful god with his mind set on world domination. So SpongeBob releases him, and bad things happen. Triton wrecks the town, and you thought from the advertising and game, that, "Oh! SpongeBob is going to get all muscular and slay Triton, and once he's defeated, Triton appoligizes to his father, and happily ever after! " Oh no, they do make up, but it has nothing ...more

This is a Dumb Episodes, Holy Crap! They are stupid when making this one.
And This whole clash thing made it worse, Why?
Because SpongeBob was responsibly for this whole mess, and all that Triton does is crash a Car into the Krusty Krab and fires a laser at the city, and that was all.
So yeah, there was no clash in there, but I heard that the original title for this episode was: Neptune's Party, and I swear this was better suiting title for this episode.
Oh, and there was a Digimon episode called: The Clash of WarGreymon, and I swear there's only one reason why that Digimon episode is better than the dumb SpongeBob episode with Triton: because The Clash of WarGreymon did actually had a Clash in there compared to Clash of Triton, anyway!

To quote MoBrosStudios: Nothing but a hyped-up ratings trap. The original title was "Neptune's Party", but they changed it to "Clash Of Triton". Most likely to draw attention to the horrible episode. Does that say much?

30 Big Sister Sam

This episode just showcases Patrick's new-found levels of stupidity, completely ignoring the misdeeds of his obnoxious sister. And did she really need to be so horribly stupid, obnoxious, and destructive? It seemed to be a re-do of the Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom, where Patrick also befriends a huge, destructive beast.

Wow, both Patrick and Sam are complete asses. While Squidward was being rude to Sam, can you really blame him? Meanwhile, SpongeBob was being abused just as much as Squidward despite doing nothing wrong. - KalloFox34

Eww Patrick's sister sounds like a man and speaks in short worded sentences. Why just give her a feminine voice?

You can tell that Sam Star is voiced by the same guy who voices Patrick. She just sounds like Patrick only with a slightly deeper voice, and bad grammar. - Disney1994

31 Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom

This episode makes me question why Squidward Torture Episodes even exist. He did NOTHING throughout the whole episode! The whole plot revolves around Squidward wanting to go to a Kelpy G concert, so he gets tickets only to be eaten by a certain fatso idiot. Why does he have to eat everything? So this is the only episode where Spongebob was ACTUALLY likable and actually offered to share his tickets with Squidward. And you'd think that by watching the concert, it would've actually ended up great! But no! Because while Kelpy G was making such a sick performance, "someone" comes out of nowhere just for more food? Really?!
So Patrick interrupts Kelpy's performance just to ask for more food as if he didn't smack enough on Squidward's tickets.
How come no one says anything when Patrick interrupts the concert and gets in without a ticket, but the second Squidward gets mad at some stupid fat guy for stealing his seat, he gets kicked out. No one does anything when it's for Patrick. ...more

This is one of my least favorite episodes of SpongeBob because, like everyone else is saying, Patrick's role was absolutely horrendous! First off, he eats Squidward's concert ticket, so SpongeBob and Squidward must call the radio station for a chance to win two free backstage passes. SpongeBob wins the contest, and everything goes okay from there, though SpongeBob was being annoying to Squidward. They enter the concert, the performance is normal, until Patrick returns! You thought he wasn't going to be back, but, boy, were you wrong! This time, he is even worse than he was at the beginning of the episode! He shows up out of nowhere in the middle of the performance for one reason: nachos. Excuse me, I have a question... how did he get into the concert in the first place? Did he buy a ticket? I don't know. Maybe he sneaked into the concert without getting caught, or bought one just for the sake of nachos. Anyway, he sees Squidward's backstage pass and eats it. Then, SpongeBob tries to ...more - Target

This should be #2. This episode actually made me angry because of Squidward only wants to have a good time! Why does my favorite character always have to be tortured? Spongebob did get the ticket for him, but he should be acting like everyone else at the concert, I know he is active a lot, but Squidward deserves a good time! And Patrick is really unlikeable. Why does he have to eat literally everything? And he even gets there without a pass! And Squidward has been kicked out. Why. I don't know why the writers hate Squidward so much.

I give this episode a 0/10 - MasterHand

This episode made me want to MURDER Patrick because he ate squidward's ticket, Again he came out of NOWHERE and ate Squidward's and SpongeBob's backstage passes, and not only THAT he came up on stage and completely INTERUPPTED Kelpy G's concert! God, I just wanted to come in to the T.V. and beat up that stupid and lousy pink jerk.

32 The Cent of Money

Mr. Krabs (the HEARTLESS idiot) goes out TORTURING Gary with no rest all because of his unhealthy obsession with money. And pennies. He showed no guilt for his actions and lied to Spongebob and that was the only time Spongebob wasn't all gullible. He was actually mad at Mr. Krabs and he pretended to be a fat lady! - ARTLOVER358

This, Penny Foolish, One Coarse Meal, and Out of the Picture are the worst episodes where Mr. Krabs is a Cheapskate. - Disney1994

Should be higher on the list. Mr. Krabs is being a heartless bastard on this one.

"second bad example" Pfft. Sailor Mouth is the most epic episode ever, better than Band Geeks (That's surprising) - Goatworlds

33 A Day Without Tears

They made an entire EPISODE based off SpongeBob crying?! Give me a break! Crying sucks!

Oh, boo-hoo! Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin.

This episode is so equivalent to that other dumb episode, FUNNY Pants. No, no no. If you mean by FUNNY, you mean ANNOYING pants. This is based off of Spongebob crying, again, (when is he not) and it becomes a habit! He even cries when there is nothing to even cry about! He CRIED when he ripped his pants claiming that it was his favorite shirt. (For REAL?! He has plenty of those! ) He also CRIED because A PATTY FELL ON THE FLOOR! Of all the darn things to cry about! Might as well call him GloomyBob CrybabyPants. Oh, and did you guys see the part where Squidward yelled at him for being such a lunatic and he CRIED AGAIN?! Is this guy an adult or a 2 year old?! He CRIED 43 times, And he thinks he can make it without crying! Yeah, right.
The way I see it, Spongebob has extreme emotional problems and he needs to learn to get over it. Someone could yell at him and he cries like a 2 year old. He could even drop something, he cries. He could even fall by mistake, not even injuring himself ...more

Okay, crying is actually healthy. But SpongeBob? He cries waay too much. He literally cries 43 times in that episode. Actually 44 if you count the time he cried at the end. And even worse, he cries about literally NOTHING! He cried all night in Funny Pants because he broke his stupid laugh box while he laughed for 2 DAMN DAYS! And then when Squidward laughs at him for less than like, 1 minute, it's, "Oh, it's not that funny." YES IT IS FUNNY! If I were Squidward, I'd be laughing my head off too! Because SpongeBob will believe ANYTHING because he's SpongeBob Gulliblepants! So F off, will you?!

34 SpongeHenge

If you've been living under a rock, this is my personal least favorite episode. I've already made an entire rant on it a few years ago, and while there a few things in that video that are a little bit odd, the critique mostly stands. To give a quick recap, this episode is not funny at all, has a horrifying ending, and the entire thing feels like a parody to a movie that doesn't even exist. Yes, it's a reference to "Planet of the Apes", yes, it's a reference to "Stonehenge," but the entire thing feels like it's trying to parody something, and if I can tell it's trying to parody something, but I can't tell what it's trying to parody, that's a complete failure, and if it's not trying to parody anything, then the story of itself is just incredibly odd and mean spirited. I no longer think this is officially the worst episode of the show, but it's still my personal least favorite episode because this was the episode that was so bad, so frustrating, so un-SpongeBob like, ...more

Worst episode I've seen. The plot was boring, unfunny and similar to Nature Pants. The '3000 years later' was creepy and unnecessary and the bit where SpongeBob finds the Krusty Krab buried was just as bad!

This is right up there with dear Vikings and one coarse meal.

Extremely terrible episode; its a parody of a million movies, the characters are unlikeable (Krabs and patrick come to mind), boring plot, ripped-off plot (Jellyfish Jam), no jokes, no logic, and possibly the worst ending I have ever seen in any show, ever.

Why everyone forgets this episode, I have no idea...

Like All That Glitters, the episode is unfunny and unpleasant.

It's strange, mean, confusing, and rather sloppy.

The episode ended with SpongeBob crying over the destroyed Krusty Krab.

What happened next to him? What does he do now? We are never told!

All we get is an eerie "3000 years later" ending.

35 All That Glitters

This should be number 1! First off, because it's like the writers didn't put any thought into making this episode and were to lazy to make better ideas! Should've been better if Spongebob freaked out a bit and bought a new one! No! Since Nickelodeon ran out of ideas, they wanted to make some episode where Spongebob cries over a stupid spatula! Oh, and did I mention that how ANNOYING IT WAS AND DISTURBING?! Let me tell you why I HATE IT SO MUCH!
1. That stupid customer who ordered that damn monster krabby patty(if it wasn't for him it wouldn't have happened)
2. Spongebob being at his absolute WORST in this episode. First off, he starts crying over a broken spatula. Why couldn't he get a new one instead of overreacting about it?! I'll tell you why! That yellow prick doesn't think, that's why!
3. Brings it to the hospital, refuses to SHUT UP about STUPID "Spat", and the darn thing's in a hospital bed! And what's up with the whole, The Le Spatula stereotype?! Its not even real ...more

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Where the hell do the writers come up with these abhorrent ideas for episodes?! I felt like strangling SpongeBob because he cries and exaggerates for literally NOTHING! 1 damn whole minute of endless exasperating screaming and crying over a broken spatula, like a 2 year old throwing a tantrum because they didn't get ice cream! And to top it all off, he's literally butt naked through half the episode and he's begging for a stupid spatula to come back! So say what you want about these other ones. I think this is the worst

I feel that this whole thing of Spongebob being BUTT NAKED is WORSE than that stupid toenail scene! I despise this SORRY EXCUSE FOR an episode because the moral of the story is teaching kids that if an inanimate object breaks, you have to sell all of your clothes to replace it and bother people about it. Yeah. Totally a good lesson for kids. I'm being sarcastic. - ARTLOVER358

Let's review, shall we? Endless screaming and dramatic crying, including at a baby, selling all of his clothes, being butt naked, MORE endless dramatic crying over A STUPID SPATULA?! It's a spatula, FOR GOD SAKE! SpongeBob acts like it's the end of the world over something so small as a broken spatula-like he could even get a new one! NOOO! And to make matters worse, he gets naked throughout the rest of the episode, no shame at all and he ends it off by crying. AGAIN. This episode is so innapropriate. I mean, it's bad enough that a majority of all those fish there are butt naked, but that? Oh, God. Just remove this episode forever.

36 Pet or Pests

My problems:

-SpongeBob is more out of character than usual. He acts like a complete weirdo.

-There's a continuity error. Larry doesn't even know who SpongeBob is.

-The art is extremely weird. SpongeBob's huge cheeks reach their peak here, being there when they aren't supposed to be (when he's frowning, for example) and being gigantic.

-Everyone's OOC. No one wants to help SpongeBob, not even Patrick, his supposed best friend, and the worms are just too freaky-looking for my tastes. Pets Or Pests is crappy even among the other Season 6 dreck, and that's saying something right there.

-Pets Or Pests is simply the nadir of SpongeBob SquarePants. Nothing here isn't flanderized, and I didn't laugh once. SpongeBob and Patrick act like utterly moronic little brain damaged kids here, Spongey cries too much, and... Just ugh. I could be here all day if I went on. I'll just end with this:
Pets Or Pests isn't just the worst Season 6 episode (and that's crappy ...more

You guys act like this show had any continuity to begin with though - happyhappyjoyjoy

I almost couldn't vote on this list, but when I saw this, I knew that this was the only one on this list I truly hated. SpongeBob is so stupid by the end of this episode! He's like a dummy! I have been a huge fan for years of this show and SpongeBob was not this stupid in seasons 1, 2 3, 4, or even 5. I Was very offended! So this, I think, is the worst SpongeBob episode ever put on the T.V. screen

One thing that surprises me about the modern SpongeBob fanbase is that everyone is hating things like A Pal For Gary or Stuck in the Wringer that there are a few episodes that people forget. This is one of them.

In this episode, SpongeBob adopts a stray worm, which gives BIRTH over night. Then, when Gary scares the worm off, SpongeBob is left to deal with the (disgusting) babies.

The gross-out in this episode is just impressive at some times. And the ending, like always, is stupid!

What is wrong with Gary in this episode, why didn't SpongeBob punish Gary for chasing the worm away and I did not like it when SpongeBob dismantled that truck, I wanted to rip him apart for doing that, I like trucks especially Simi trucks and the one SpongeBob destroyed was cool looking and he did not even repair it.

37 Rodeo Daze

This episode should be on the top ten worst episodes. Then again there's a lot of terrible post-2004 SpongeBob episodes to chose from so I can't blame anyone.

But boy is this episode horrific. Its like it was written by a five year old, edited by a two year old and then directed by a cactus. Here's what I hate

Sandy could apparentely just leave for Texas anytime she wants. Kind of goes against that Texas episode, don't you think?

That terrible rodeo song.
SpongeBob out about Sandy's safety because of the rodeo clowns. Because scary clown jokes are so funny and never will get old I guess.

Boring stuff happens in between when SpongeBob's friends and neighbors refuse to help him "save" Sandy.

SpongeBob kidnaps the entire city to save Sandy by taking them all to Texas through giant bubbles. I hope the origin of this brilliant idea was from one of the writer's two year old toddler.

Then we have the exciting climax of Sandy doing rodeo on a ...more

This is the episode that truly convinced me that the new writers simply don't care anymore. It feels like they made this episode just so they could have an episode, no thought or creativity involved. There is a ton of pointless filler, the climax is less than 20 seconds (and very uninteresting), and the song is atrocious. Not one moment made me feel like the writers put any effort into this episode at all, which is why it is in my top 5 worst episodes of all time.

I don't hate it, but it is rather bland and seems like a rip-off of Texas (which is my second favorite episode). - Disney1994

This episode is terrible. Spongebob just freaks out because Sandy talked about rodeo clown in her (awful) song, and he forces everyone to come "save" her. And on top of that he makes her lose.

38 Cephalopod Lodge

That moment when squidward was in the illuminati

I am surprised Squidward hasn't hung himself yet.

This should be number 1. SpongeBob literally goes out of his way to ruin squidward's life. - thegreenchipmunk

To make matters worse, Spongebob is completely oblivious to Squidward's pain. - alphadan12

50th place?! I was expecting this loathsome Squidward torture porn to be at least on the second page or the top 20! Why isn't this higher?! The show at this point in the episode clearly demonstrates that the writers take pleasure in making Squidward as miserable as he can be! I'm glad Zeus Cervas is no longer writing for the show! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

39 New Fish in Town

I honestly really enjoyed this one. It's one of the few Squidward Torture Porns that are actually GOOD! This and Skill Crane are the best Modern Squidward Torture Porns. - Disney1994

No that doesn't! New Fish In Town was great, All That Glitters was HORRIBLE!

It really isn't that bad.

I think it's an okay idea, but it's just done too dull.

40 Karate Island

I have a memory of watching "100 best SpongeBob episodes". This was maybe 6 years ago. I remember "Procrastination" being number 100. 2 days later I was watching again and it was number 1. It was "Karate Island". The thing is, this was decided by a poll. I was so mad... This episode was pathetic... It was so... Stupid. Jell donuts? Seriously? Why do people think it is good? It's my least favorite episode (excluding the ones that have been 2010-12, I haven't seen a single one of those. )

The thing I found interesting is that the whole time sandy never does any actual karate. She uses donuts, hair dryers, and convenience!

First saw this episode on some guy's "10 worst" list, thought he sounded like a jerk and the premise looked great, so I wanted to see it. I should've listened.

The gags in this episode were stunningly lame and unfunny, especially for Spongebob. Most of them were the worst kind of what I like to call "escalation jokes" (*insert person/thing here* is THAT random, THAT stupid, THAT obvious) - the been there, done that kind, which forget any reason this kind of thing was ever funny in the first place:

-Why do Spongebob and Sandy have a hunch they spotted Karate Island? Cut to the Island... and the sign is THAT big! Didn't see that coming, didya? (Yes.)
-What do the bad guys use to fight Sandy? Iron tickle fingers and big kissing lips!...Random!
-How does Sandy beat them? Giving them jelly donuts! (Because nobody can resist them!...random? ) And blow-drying their lips! And then afterwards, the lips crumble and fall off! Funny?
-And what was the bad guy's plan? To ...more

Still, procrastination shold have been higher on the list, not at the bottom! This is definitely one of the worst episodes of Spongebob ever made!
All this episode does is overglorify Sandy and turn Spongebob into a giant douche. In season 1, Spongebob meets Sandy and they are pretty much evenly matched. In this episode, Sandy says that she taught him everything he knows! To make it worse, Sandy doesn't even try to defeat the three "challenges". She just uses jelly eclairs, a hair dryer and sheer convinience! And in the end it's all because of REAL ESTATE?! What were the writers thinking? This should NOT have been #1 on the top 100.

41 Waiting

This episode was mostly boring, then SpongeBob acted like a spoiled 7 year old at the end when he thinks Patrick broke it. - KalloFox34

This episode is basically as fun as watching your mailxbox for 10 minutes and I'm not kidding all I remember in this episode is spongebob sends in cereal box tops for a toy. Then he waits about 8 minutes of the episode for it and then something about patrick got a fork for spongebob's birthday. Don't worry instead spongebob going to his party and maybe there being some good writing we see spongebob waiting for some mail. Oh and then the toy breaks and spongebob get mad at patrick and they both cry but then squidward fixes the toy and that's the episode

This is possibly the dumbest episode of SpongeBob, or at least one of them. Also one of the most pointless. - Disney1994

In this episode, SpongeBob sends off 99 box tops for a toy, then waits like crazy at a mailbox, refusing to do anything until the prize comes. When it finally does, he and Patrick cry over it breaking until Squidward realizes that it's the toy's FUNCTION. Pass.

42 Giant Squidward

I hate this episode too! Good Neighbors or Squid Baby I can even handle. But THIS? Let's review, shall we?
First, Patrick eats Squidward's kelp. Then they steal his kelp grow and make his nose big and they start making everything big. Then SpongeBob sprays Mr. Krab's penny and that terrible pun of "BIG MONEY" and Patrick calls him a saint. A SAINT! And whoever said that SpongeBob is clearly not a saint in Choir Boys then you're right. I agree because SpongeBob once again ruined his only chance to have something great in life, and then he bewitched a bunch of jellyfish to set him free from that tree with his annoying opera voice. Secondly, Squidward's singing wasn't even that bad!
Then right after, they turn Squidward into a giant to which the entire town forms into a riot and they slammed his foot into a rack because he apparently hurt SpongeBob's feelings. RIIGGHHT.
Then it goes downhill from there. They think that Squidward is a generous giant, so they all start taking ...more

Seriously, do the writers hate Squidward that bad?! And don't say, 'did you see Good Neighbors or Squid Wood or Choir Boys or Boating Buddies? ' Here are my main problems:
1. SpongeBob being annoying as usual, stole Squidward's kelp spray
2. They spray Mr. Krab's penny while nearly murdering him, and instead of apologizing and asking if he was okay, 'Oh, you've always wanted to make big money! '
3. SpongeBob gets called a SAINT. Yep. That's right. A SAINT! For real? How stupid can these writers get?!
4. Squidward turns into a giant and he chases SpongeBob and Patrick. And guess who decides to get involve once again? Yep. You guest it! The entire town. You know for sure that the second THEY get involved when it comes to Squidward, you already know that it's a bad sign.
5. This part makes me mad the most! I still want to punch the T.V. so hard. They think he owes them work and as soon as Nat sneezes, they form into an angry mob because SQUIDWARD didn't SAY BLESS YOU? WHO ...more

Dear lord, this episode deserves more hate than it gets. The dialogue was very juvenile, and it felt like it was thrown together in less than an hour. Those idiotic background fish form an angry mob because Squidward DIDN'T SAY BLESS YOU WHEN HE SNEEZED. Yes kids, not saying excuse me is worthy of being stabbed and burnt.

This is the worst Squid torture porn OF ALL! Worse than Good Neighbors, worse than Cephalopod Lodge, worse than Choir Boys. I'll try to explain why I hate this episode SO much:

1. The Bikini Bottomites are HORRIBLE. First, they think Squidward owes them favors and make him do chores. Second, they form an angry mob to destroy him because he doesn't say bless you?! If that's not stupid and frustrating, nothing is!

2. SpongeBob and Patrick are beyond unlikeable and annoying here. First, Patrick eats Squidward's kelp. Second, he steals Squidward's kelp grow. Third, SpongeBob sprays Gary's shell with kelp grow. Fourth, SpongeBob sprays Mr. Krabs' penny, making it crush him. Fifth, Patrick calls SpongeBob a saint, to which SpongeBob replies "I know". I'm not religious, but that's an INSULT. If you have seen Choir Boys, you will realize SpongeBob is clearly not a saint. Sixth, they ruin Squidward's life by spraying him with kelp grow. Seventh, they sleep in his belly ...more

43 The Battle of Bikini Bottom

The worst SpongeBob episode of all time! Should be down there with The Spinter and To Love a Patty. It is so disgusting - from the plot to the jokes to the terrible moral behind it all, it's all just dreadful. Not only that, but it is so mean-spirited; Patrick is even worse here than he was in Stuck in the Wringer! Why you ask? Because at least in Stuck in the Wringer, he at least meant well, despite ruining everything for SpongeBob, but here, he's just DELIBERATELY being a gross jerk, FORCING SpongeBob to get dirty when we KNOW being dirty is awful! You can't watch this episode without feeling sincerely disgusted. Just so you know, we NEED to get this episode into the Top 25, 20, 12, 10, or even 5! It's THAT TERRIBLE! So terrible, in fact, that it makes One Coarse Meal look like Pizza Delivery or Demolition Doofus look like The Camping Episode. I'M SERIOUS! HOW do people think that this is a good episode?! IT ISN'T! IT ISN'T GOOD AT ALL!

This episode should be seriously higher on the list because it's teaching people a bad lesson about turning against friends because their more cleaner than those dirtbags. I felt like strangling Patrick because he was being such a jerk to Spongebob all because he was more cleaner than him. I could see why Spongebob was so pissed of at him because Patrick is the laziest, stupidest most disgusting slob in the universe who does nothing but eat, sleep, complain that he's so bored, bother people over literally NOTHING and it happens every single day. Even worse, he doesn't even have a job! What kind of IDIOT HATES being clean?! Being clean is awesome! Patrick just needs to get a life

This is one of my favorite episodes... EVER what the hell is it doing on a hate list!? I can't even see why people would hate this episode its classic - islandersfan91

This is my least favorite episode OF ALL TIME! It's disgusting, and teaches a TERRIBLE lesson to kids! I've NEVER understood why people like this. This shouldn't be #43. It should be AT LEAST Top 25! I wish it would swap places with Atlantis SquarePantis. - Disney1994

44 SquidBob TentaclePants

This episode has the WORST ending in ALL of SpongeBob! Even worse than the endings to One Coarse Meal, Stuck in the Wringer, and even A Pal for Gary! And the problem doesn't even get solved! They just STAY stuck together and then it ends! COME ON SPONGEBOB! WE EXPECT BETTER OUT OF YOU!

Geez, this episode is nasty. All this episode is about is SpongeBob and squidward being fused together. Writers, are you TRYING to make us puke? When I first saw this episode, I NEARLY had nightmares. I almost stopped watching SpongeBob. Aw man, the ENDING was worse! In some European countries, the ending was BANNED. (Dang it, I wish I lived in Europe. ) Anyway, squidward said he didn't want to be stuck to SpongeBob, but SpongeBob LOVED being fused with squidward.
How did this get #58? This needs to be lower than that.
Writers, what are you trying to do? Make an "CatDog" reenactment or are you trying to make us puke?
STOP AIRING THIS EPISODE NOW!

Thankfully, it finally increased to #47. But it STILL needs higher! Should be like 26 or 27 at LEAST. - Disney1994

I used to dislike this episode strongly, but my opinion has since changed. I thought it was decently funny, there were some pretty good jokes such as the "I got to lay off the hot sauce" line. And I thought the story was decent, especially considering what happened at the beginning. However, there are TWO disturbing scenes that make me want to legitimately vomit, especially that abysmal ending. It would have been better if they didn't include it in the first place, because it caused me nightmares when I was younger. - IcetailofWishClan

This should be AT LEAST Top 30. The saddest part is, I actually had to vote for this in MY Top 10 just to get it to 47! It should have been 47 WITHOUT my vote, so it can be higher. I think it should swap with Dear Vikings. - Disney1994

45 The Original Fry Cook

I like this one. It's pretty good. However, I dislike its sister episode (Night Light). - Disney1994

I like this because it shows a new side to the Krusty Krab. Plus, the flashbacks were hilarious.

This isn't one of the worst, but it's pretty boring and Jim is a bad character.

This seems like a pile of crap when I notice: Didn't SpongeBob beat King Neptune? So, why the hell did they write this when they could've watched Neptune's Spatula?!

46 Breath of Fresh Squidward

This is yet another episode where Spongebob is at his absolute WORST. This EPISODE clearly states that Spongebob is hypocritical as well. First, he refuses to leave Squidward alone, and as soon as HE gets mad, he starts making Squidward look bad by crying or sadly walking away PURPOSELY so that those fish can call him a jerk and turn on him. But as soon as Squidward becomes Employee Of The Month, he acts like everyone hates him. First of all, that's just downright selfish! He's employee of the month all the time! Give Squidward a darn chance for once! Also, note that he was being selfish by throwing away the patties that Squidward made. (Um, haven't you heard of WASTE?! )
Then for some reason, it's apparently a problem is Squidward pogo dances with Squidward?! Not only is that rude, and selfish, then this is a new level of being a JERK! I don't know who the hell Spongebob thinks he is to start acting like that! He should know better!
Then this is the part that I hated the most! ...more

Spongebob was such an JERK! It's perfectly fine for HIM to start acting like that, but then when Patrick gets involved by pogo dancing with SQUIDWARD instead of SPONGEBOB, it's "Oooh, crisis, You're stealing my best friend! " What does THAT tell me? That Spongebob is a HYPOCRITE! And why does no one ever stick up for Squidward? Note that no one got mad at Spongebob for kicking Squidward out of his own party and yelling at him like what they usually do to Squidward because everyone hates him so much. They didn't! They continued partying! And don't think that Squidward got what was coming to him! He got rudely interrupted early in the morning and got electrocuted! So Spongebob doesn't like it when he's mad at him all the time, but he hates it when he becomes Employee Of The Month?! Is this even a plot or are the writers just DUMB?!

Seriously? Not the worst but this one needs to be on this list. Basically, Squidward gets electrocuted by an electric fence he put up around his house to keep Spongebob and Patrick out of his house. Because of this electrocution, he becomes nice for some reason and then begins to become a better fry cook than Spongebob. In the end, Spongebob snaps (sending Squidward off in tears) in an extremely cold hearted moment. The episode ends with all three getting electrocuted and acting like Squidward (the funniest moment in the episode). I just can't stand how easily Spongebob snaps at Squidward for acting kind and then no one even says anything in Squidward's defense. Prime example of how mean spirited the episodes have gotten lately.

Spongebob got angry at Squidward for stealing his best friend. That's a reason for Spongebob to snap at him, but he's very hypocritical about it as well. - DCfnaf

Better than To Love a Patty, but still really bad! This is one of the worst episodes of Season 5 along with To Love a Patty and The Battle of Bikini Bottom! - Disney1994

47 Oral Report

Eh, not really bad. I've seen worse.

Ugh, the talking underwear was NOT funny, it was beyond disturbing. And the ending ripped off hall monitor

If SpongeBob doesn't do his oral report he will fail. if he does his oral report he will fail the driving test. - hurjelert

EVERY main problem with Modern SpongeBob can be summed up here.

Squidward torture
Stupid plot
Bully Patrick
Immoral Sandy
Stupid townspeople... Err...towns fish
Creepy imagery (underwear)
Arrested Mrs. Puff
Crying SpongeBob

Need I say more?

48 Kenny the Cat

How can you make a SpongeBob episode as uncomfortable as possible? Spend half the episode smothering us with the fact that SpongeBob is obsessed with this guy, and then shove an awkward SpongeBob breaking down scene in the middle, with Kenny desperately grabbing for oxygen. Ugh... This episode was not torturous in the same way as Boating Buddies, The Thing, etc. , but the emotional soap opera tones of this episode make it painful to watch.

It's not too bad, but Sandy is racist to cats and this episode is overall mediocre. Still better than some of the episodes after it, though. - Disney1994

First of all when do cats start breathing underwater? And second why do SpongeBob getting nominated for favorite cartoon every year even though the show SUCKS! What wrong with this generation? Do people know a good SpongeBob when you see one. And one thing Nickelodeon need's to cut back SpongeBob time slot because SpongeBob be airing about 9 or 10 times a day it's start get annoying.

First off, Kenny doesn't actually breath underwater. (Did you even see the episode? )

Second, I found the episode to be OK. I almost want to say they were trying.

Third, just because you don't like the new SpongeBob doesn't mean other can't like it.

Fourth, SpongeBob is the only GOOD show on Nick. If you cut out SpongeBob, we have to deal with Sanjay and Craig, and Breadwinners.

49 Blackened Sponge

It's pretty stupid, but maybe better than some of the ones below it. Still, it's a bad episode. - Disney1994

I kinda like this episode, Its easily not an awesome episode, but its still good.

The highest ranked decent episode on this list. Oh god... The next one isn't until I'm with Stupid at #56. - SamHalls2015

Not bad, I've seen worse - islandersfan91

50 Penny Foolish

Penny Foolish is a VERY underhated episode that needs more hate than it gets. Basically, the plot is that Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob pick up a penny, and he will do ANYTHING to get it. But it's understandable, because it's a magic penny, right? No. There is nothing special about this penny. Krabs just wants it because he can't stand someone other than him having money. He builds a huge theater, harasses SpongeBob for it, and can't stop thinking about it. But the worst of all was the charity night. He acted like this penny was like a huge outbreak of a disease. You writers know this is a real thing, right? Then he goes to SpongeBob's house and looks for it. Nothing so bad happens here except for him digging in Gary's shell. Then SpongeBob says it wasn't a penny after all! Wow, what a great ending. - Garythesnail

Mr. Krabs is so out of character in this episode. Overreacting over a penny! Come on! At least in Born Again Krabs, he gets comeuppance. This episode is also really boring.

Don't forget that SpongeBob threw out 500 dollars.

If I found out a penny I found was actually a 500 dollar bill, I'd run around like a chicken with it's head cut off. 'Dumb old 500 dollar bill' my right!

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