Conspiracy Theory

SirSkeletorThe3rd Something is wrong about my school's cheerleaders. They performed strange acts during pep rallys. There are 4 were they did horrible skits. The theory? My school's cheerleaders are Nazis.

REASON 1. At a pep rally, the slogan was "Exterminate the Eagles" and it was original. You know how they exterminated the Eagles? Well our mascot had a Jason mask on and got bug spray and literally gassed the bald eagle plushie. I'm sure it had Zyklon B in the gas canister. But the strangest thing is that ITS A BALD EAGLE!!! A SYMBOL OF MURICA!!!

REASON 2. The second pep rally our school was against the "dragons" and teh slogan was "Slay the Dragons" (original ftw!) and some 6th grader played as the dragon and she didn't even look like a dragon. The mask she was wearing made her look like a pedophile. Then our mascot just went up and stabbed it. WHO WOULD DO THAT?! The nazis would do that! The dragon looked Slavic too so...

REASON 3. The next guys were the Lions. The girl's "lion" mask? A piece of yellow triangle cardboard (illuminati!) that looked like it had mental retardation . Our mascot arrested the poor lion for being mentally challenged and put it in jail. It's punishment? Lethal Injection. Who arrests the mentally handicapped? THE NAZIS!! Well the Gestapo this time.

REASON 4. The last pep rally was against the "Warriors" but they were Indians though. So some girl dressed like a Cherokee woman and tapped on our mascot. The Indian girl was then running expecting our mascot to play tag but NO!!!! Our mascot just straight up lassoed her like a cowboy and put her in jail (the same cardboard box the lion was in). The poor Indian just wanted to play tag! You know who arrests people for playing tag? You guessed it, THE NAZIS.

Our mascot is Hitler. The rest of the cheerleaders are the Nazis/Gestapo. Me and my best friend were the only ones who realized this. No one else did. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY NEO NAZI SCHOOL?!

This is all true. No lie. Atleast the High school pep rally's aren't like this

Comments

Good theory. - Skullkid755 (1/4/2016)

Dunno if you're joking, but I am against your conspiracy mah friend. - visitor (1/4/2016)

U wot m8?! I am joking but I literally made it up along time ago and I thought it was serious - SirSkeletorThe3rd (1/4/2016)

Hitter sucks, but he didn't arrest people for playing tag. - visitor (1/4/2016)

Your school mascot is Hitler? O_o - RiverClanRocks (1/5/2016)

Well, our mascot is the Patriot but the costume looks glittery. And when our mascot wears it, she looks like a cross between Uncle Sam and Ke$ha. - SirSkeletorThe3rd (1/5/2016)

Ooh - bobbythebrony (1/6/2016)