Top Ten Most Absurd Metal Subgenre Names That Don't Exist

We've got Metalcore, Deathcore, and Grindcore. Those are legitimate "core" genres. People make up other "core" genres, and some of them are absurd. So what are your picks?
The Top Ten
1 Biebercore

Ha Ha Ha! Metal with vocals that sounds like a dying cat! Fit for hardcore beliebers!

Justin Bieber making metal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore!

Justin Bieber? Heavy metal? Oh come on, this is just a joke.

They're all just lyrical themes, not subgenres.

2 Pig Metal

Black metal bands do not use pig squeals at all... What bands are you listening to?

Isn't that Black Metal? A lot of Black Metal bands use pig squeals sometimes.

Pig is a very bad idea for metal.

Are they in fact "War Pigs"?

3 Animecore

"Kawaii desuu! BAKA! " You can thank me for starting the lyrics off.

4 Symphonic Stalin Death Metal
5 Stalincore

Surprised this doesn't exist. There are some metal bands that talk about Stalinist era stuff such as a band called Gulaghh. They have a whole album called Vorkuta. An infamous gulag

Hey, that could be a music genre for Soviet Union's theme.

I can totally imagine this existing.

6 Orgasmic Metal

It already exists. You know what disgrace I mean.

Metal with sex sounds?!

7 Memecore

Bee Movie trailer? Doge? that BOI? What has the world come to? Don't judge me.

8 Brazilcore
9 Admincore
10 Chicken Metal

If there was a list about genre names that do exist, pornogrind would be number one easily.

The Contenders
11 Neo-Cacophonic Sludge Metal
12 Crapcore
13 Longhorncore
14 Progressive School Metal
15 Gorecore
16 Skrillexic Metal
17 Ultimate killer assassin murderer death post-progressive Alternative hardcore heavy metal

I cannot figure It out how this would sound...

18 Direction Metal

Oh god, I'd cry if 1D performed metal music...

19 Windowscore
20 Sh*tcore

Haha this is funny to say out loud!

This would've been hilarious!

21 Proto-Neo-Dubstep-Jazz-Trance-Ethnic Metal

I imagine this would sound crazy.

22 Ailencore

This sorta exists. Check out Rings of Saturn.

23 Christian Nintendogrind

The title alone is just absurd. Both words just don't sound well together. Just imagine what it would sound like!

What, Jesus and Mario playing a metal duet? Then Satan and Bowser?

Christians writing songs about Nintendo?

24 Biker Metal
25 Satancore

"So is this Mainstream Black Metal? " - Metal Elitist.

Satancore is just another word for Black Metal

That would be grindcore with satanic lyrics.

Lemme hear this

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