Top Ten Stupidest Things to Do In a Horror MovieI made this list for people watching bloody stupid people doing stupid stuff so enjoy.
Hate all of those people in horror movies who know they're in a haunted house and act like even a bone in the corner of the room scares them senseless. Man up!
If you're hidden from a monster, screaming us the dumbest move. The monster will find you and a few minutes later, starting pouring salt and pepper on you.
We don't have that smart characters in this type of movies. That's why they don't realize that they should NOT scream like crazy psychos
Hey, I could scream to attract attention to the killer!
Does any girl in a horror movie even have half a brain...
Especially if you think something horrible is going wrong. Seriously, you're in the woods/ haunted house/ basement. People have been disappearing left and right with no explanation. You hear a monster growl/ footsteps. Common sense tells you to GET OUT OF THERE! What do you think this is, Scooby Doo? Don't worry, you have NO obligation to go investigate. No one's going to blame you for being unable to scare off an immortal demon. Leave that to the police. Unless you're packing some serious firepower, GET OUT.
Girl: I heard a noise coming from the basement.
Boy: Probably just the dog.
GIRL: Nah it was a crazy killer dude thingy
Girl: Imma just check it out
Girl: *opens door to basement*
Crazy killer dude thing:Hi
Girl:I told you so
Boy: *Is no where to be seen*
Crazy killer dude thing: STAB STAB STAB
(this so stupid and cringey)
If you hear a noise the smartest thing for a person to do is run the other way.
Really? Just sad. Their expecting you to so theyll hide behind a corner and wait for U.
Especially in the dark scary wood filled with werewolves, with thick fog everywhere, and no one around to hear you scream.
This has to be the dumbest thing you can ever do.
Anytime people have sex in horror movies they die.
Who has time for this when there is a killer on the loose?
Banging and Living are two different things, for instance, Friday the 13th, Scream, Leprechaun; enjoying flesh isn't as important as saving it
At least you wont die a virgin.
Many times I have seen horror movies where the killer gets knocked down or out, and the victim runs away screaming for help. If it was me, I would pick up anything I could find and bash his head in. There would be no chance for him to kill me or anyone else.
Scary Movie is the best example, she has a gun a grenade and she picks up the DAMN BANANA! #Pisstake of horror films.
What the hell do you think begging for mercy will help you live?
Girl:oh there's a monster oh no don't kill me I want to live
You're just asking to die.
(WALkS in room) hello who's there
Killer: I'm in the kitchen do you want me to make you a sandwich
Your friend could've been in the FBI! He could've been on the show Ghost Hunters! I don't know but, your friend could be really smart with that stuff and you kill him/her? YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT.
That guy is right
Guy:Um...I think were lost.
Girl: Should we call someone? I have my phone.
Creepy dude:I can take you home.
Guy:Hey he seems trustworthy
Girl: Meh, he has a knife...It's probably nothing.
(Person's car breaks down)
"Oh no, I should go walking in the woods and trust that guy that I saw walking when I was driving, best idea ever! "
I bet you're just asking to die.
Like in Texas chainsaw massacre he's wearing a mask which already limits his vision, overalls, and he's carrying a chainsaw.Do you know how heavy a chainsaw is!? Neither do I but it probably weighs a ton.
Seriously, how many times do you guys ACTUALLY trip and fall while running?
I hate how people trip and fall and wait until the killer reaches them.
Come on, no one really trips in real life.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that if someone runs into a bedroom and you can't find them, they're OBVIOUSLY under the bed. Even a child would know they simply didn't disappear into thin air.
Why don't you hide under your coffee table while you're at it?
Oh year! I can't stand this one. So annoying
That's the first place they'll look!
Girl in a haunted house: HELLO! I'M LOST!
(Sees creepy door)
Girl: it looks creepy, and this could cost me my life, but, I'll open it anyway.
(Monster pulls her in)
This wouldn't happen if she just left the door alone. Did you expect diamonds in there?
I bet the person wants to die if he/she does this.
If you're not a cop or someone who can fight then don't do it.
You know what's outside? Lights, civilization, and policemen!
What the heck people?
Yes, because I want to live in the 500 year old Victorian house built on top of a cemetery, instead of the nice, peaceful suburbs!
This has happened in many horror movies, from Poltergeist to the Grudge.
They all ways stay in a corner even if the killer is far away!
I hate it when they stand there for 10 seconds screaming and looking at the killer.