Top Ten Song Titles to Finish the Lyric "I'm Sorry. the Old Taylor Can't Come to the Phone Right Now. Why? Oh, 'Cause She's..."
You know, in the past I have not really checked out that much by Taylor Swift, just her big hits that were on the radio. I thought they were quite decent, but I never felt the urge to buy one of her albums.That may change because since it was released, this "Look What You Made Me Do" song is stuck on replay on my phone. I must say that it is really an outstandingly infectious pop song. It is not unlikely the catchiest song of the year.
After the bridge which appears after the second chorus, there is a short skit of Taylor saying "I'm sorry. The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead."
Now I had my fun thinking of all possible reasons why the old Taylor may not be able to come to the phone.
...but don't you dare think that in any way means she'd ever talk to you other than during sex"
(Sorry, that may was respectless)
Get it? Because it's Katy... and when you are chained you can't move and... aahh, I'm clever.
Why? Oh! Because she's chained to the rhythm! That's funny
The sheer fact that there's a song with this name cracks me up.
"I mean, if you want to pay the roaming, then I can give you her number."
I know I wouln't wanna talk to someone I'm scared of. And Taylor surely has some freaky overly obsessed fans.
Sounds legit!
"AARGH HELP I'M STANDING IN FLAMES! I'M ON FIRE, I'M BURNING AARGH THAT HURTS HEE-"
"Taylor, phone for you! "
"Oh, thanks! Hello who's there?... oh, hi Nicki! No, I'm not mad at you for having teamed up with Katy. I mean, after all, it's not feud and-... wait a sec, something smells burned... oh, it's me... AARRGGHH IT'S ME! HELP I'M ON FIRE! "
...and sorry, but it took me so long to get her there, and any distraction could compromise my chances."
(Again, sorry. Nothing against Taylor or women)
"And you know the reception is really terrible there, so she left her phone here."
Taylor's in his head? Creepy
"Yeah, the old Taylor is going to Maine for a concert and perform some of her more country inspired songs. She's just packing her luggage, and can't go to the phone."
She did say that.
"I'm sorry, but Taylor only talks to a selection of people she chose herself and she tries to keep them a one digit number."