1 Stephen Hawking
Stephen William Hawking (January 8, 1942 - March 14, 2018) was an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge. His most famous research was on the theory of Black Holes.
"Our ongoing black hole research may be about to disprove the concept of Hawking radiation. We can also confirm that within you, you have a wide load on the point of black hole collapse." Evil, I know.
"Hello. I am an Alian from outer space. Please surrender immediately."
Call him in heaven
2 David Cameron
David William Donald Cameron is a British politician who is at present the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Leader of its Conservative Party, and Member of Parliament for the Oxfordshire constituency of Witney.
Just don't hesitate. And make it the most apocalyptic threat to his poor-milking, country-killing, right-wing propaganda possible.
That would be the best - you could have so much fun with that!
Skrillex is an American (Born in 1988, in Los Angeles, California) EDM producer who is known for popularizing dubstep. He is part of the bands Jack Ü (DJ) and From First To Last (Lead Singer). His album Recess debuted at 4 on the BB200, tying him with Zedd for the highest debut for an EDM album on ...read more.
There's an absolutely hilarious video of deadmau5 doing exactly this, and what I find most amusing is how easily he falls for it. Whereas the mau5 can't be fooled the same way.
4 Kanye West
Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching ...read more.
Yeah, he would probably just swear at you and say he's god and Jesus and Moses and Buddha and Zeus combined.
"Hello, Mr West? Ah, hello. We have God in reception, claiming to be you. When would be a good time for you to come and collect him...? "
"Beyonce had the best videos of all time! Stop trying, Kanye! " That would be funny
"I heard that you are god, so hand over my Big Mac because you owe me one! "
5 Bill Gates
William Henry Gates III (born October 28, 1955) is an American business magnate, software developer, investor, author, and philanthropist. He is a co-founder of Microsoft, along with his late childhood friend Paul Allen. During his career at Microsoft, Gates held the positions of chairman, chief executive ...read more.
"Apple's new brilliantly innovative idea may be about to put you out of business! "
Actually, I think he'll see right through that one.
I prank called this guy and he sued me. I want to tell him that I'm dead.
It was funny until he sued.
Doesn't share a penny
6 Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring.
7 Donald Trump
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son, which was later rebranded as The Trump Organization. During his career as a businessman, Donald Trump has built, renovated, and managed numerous office towers, hotels, casinos, and golf courses. He owned the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants from 1996 to 2015, and has lent the use of his ...read more.
Can't wait for 2020 election where Dwayne the rock Johnson is going to be the next president of America.
"Hey, Trump, I am a fortune teller who can see the future. Bernie Sanders is going to be the next president of America."
Hullo, Mr. Dump, it's Mexico calling... You're being deported.
"Hey trump. You're going to die right now be John Cena!
8 Pope Francis
Pope Francis is the 266th and current Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, a title he holds ex officio as Bishop of Rome, and Sovereign of the Vatican City.
I think this is hilarious, but be careful what you say..most Catholics would be offended at this. Am I 'most Catholics'? No, but most of them would be offended. Just saying..
"Hello, Frankie, I's God. I saw you steal that cheeseburger, you can't hide it from me. I'm going to have to confiscate your Popemobile. I hope that cheeseburger was amazing, Frankie."
What are you hiding underneath that white cap?
He is horrible!
9 Frankie Boyle
Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle is a Scottish comedian and writer, well known for his pessimistic and often controversial sense of humour.
If it was a one-way video chat, seeing and recording his reaction would be the best thing.
10 Ian McKellen
Sir Ian Murray McKellen is an English actor. He is the recipient of six Laurence Olivier Awards, a Tony Award, a Golden Globe Award, a Screen Actors Guild Award, a BIF Award, two Saturn Awards, four Drama Desk Awards and two Critics' Choice Awards.
11 Gordon Ramsay
Gordon James Ramsay is a Scottish-born British chef, restaurateur, and television personality. He is famous for being the host of shows like Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and Hotel Hell. He tends to have a fiery personality on television.
I hate this dude. It would be fun to prank call him, for sure.
12 Barack Obama
Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. He was the first African-American president of the United States. ...read more.
"Yes, Mr. President? This is God. I'm calling to tell you to expect a lightning bolt to strike down on your head in three...two...one."
13 Kim Kardashian
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.
Along with her sisters, she is well known for her stupidity and for all the plastic surgery procedures she's had over the years. She is also known for her infamous show "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" that aired on TV from 2007 - 2021.
Don't forget that her butt has its own area code.
"Hello? Just want you to know that you're the sexiest women of history...NOT! "
Hey Kim! Nicki Minaj has a bigger ass than you, foo!
14 Graham Norton
Graham William Walker, better known by his stage name Graham Norton, is an Irish television and radio presenter, comedian, and actor based in the United Kingdom.
15 Chuck Norris
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American actor and martial artist. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline Chun Kuk Do. Shortly after, in Hollywood, Norris trained celebrities in martial arts. Norris went on to appear in a minor role in the spy film The Wrecking Crew (1969). Friend and fellow martial artist Bruce Lee invited him to play one of the main villains in Way of the Dragon (1972). While Norris continued acting, friend and student Steve McQueen suggested him to take it seriously. Norris took the starring role in the ...read more.
I liked the photo of him getting ready to deliver a knockout punch/kick better.
Fun is not the word I would use Hazardous would be more like it.
Hey Chuck, yeah, it's Bruce. I want my WATAA back! Don't make me come over there!
You shouldn't mess with Walker, Texas Ranger.
16 Nicki Minaj
Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang".
Despite her controversial songs, Brent Staples from "The New York Times" claimed her to be 'the most influential female rapper of all time', presumably distinctive for her fast flow and her use of alter egos with Cockney accent.
She has endorsed Adidas, MAC Cosmetics and Pepsi.
Minaj has received ten Grammy-nominations throughout her career, and has won multiple awards including the Billboard's Women in Music 2011 Rising Star award.
Me: You're a Stupid Hoe!
Nicki Minaj: What the hell did you just say!
Me: *hangs up phone and dies of laughing*
Just don't hesitate. And make it the most apocalyptic threat to her stupid, dumb and wrong career possible.
"I am your biggest fan! You are the best singer ever! NOT." *hangs up phone*
You're pretty... ugly
17 Justin Bieber
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
This is a good idea:
Me: ( In a terrible scouse accent) Hello this is John Lennon. I am going to kill you.
Dustbin Bieber: Why? I did nothing!
Me: You liar! You did everything wrong! You called the Beatles crap! Me and George are on earth and we will kill you with Paul and Ringo tonight!
Dustbin Bieber: AAAHHH! * hangs up*
This joke is getting a bit old. '_'
Dumb bum stupid guy
Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.
Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman is an American actress, singer and producer. She began her career as a child model and backup dancer, before gaining prominence for her role as Rocky Blue on the Disney Channel sitcom Shake It Up. Her film roles include supporting parts in the musical drama The Greatest ...read more.
20 Hillary Clinton
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is an American politician, diplomat, and former lawyer who served as the 67th United States secretary of state from 2009 to 2013, as a United States senator representing New York from 2001 to 2009, and as first lady of the United States from 1993 ...read more.
21 John Cena
John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. (/ˈsiːnə/; born April 23, 1977) is an American professional wrestler, rapper, actor, and reality television show host signed to WWE, where he is assigned to the SmackDown brand. ...read more.
22 Taylor Swift
Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter.
She was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania. She is best known for writing personal songs and for having won 11 Grammys. She became interested in country music when she was around 9 years old, and after watching a documentary about Faith Hill, Swift felt that she should go to Nashville to begin a country music career. She then signed a contract with RCA Records and began to write songs.
23 Shia LaBeouf
Shia Saide LaBeouf is an American actor, performance artist, and director who became known among younger audiences as Louis Stevens in the Disney Channel series Even Stevens.
Robyn Rihanna Fenty is a Barbadian-American pop singer. Born in Saint Michael and raised in Bridgetown, she first entered the music industry by recording demo tapes under the direction of record producer Evan Rogers in 2003. She ultimately signed a recording contract with Def Jam Recordings after auditioning ...read more.
25 Kim Jong-Un
Kim Jong-un (born 8 January 1983) is a North Korean politician who has been Supreme Leader of North Korea since 2011 and the leader of the Workers' Party of Korea (WPK) since 2012. He is a son of Kim Jong-il, who was North Korea's second supreme leader from 1994 to 2011, and Ko Yong-hui. He is a grandson ...read more.