Top Ten Stupidest 2016 U.S. Presidential Candidates

The Top Ten
Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States.

Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania... read more

Hey America, do you want a candidate who:

1. Believes all Mexicans, people of Mexican descent, or Hispanics in general are drug dealers and rapists.
2. Still believes that women are inferior to men.
3. Talks on social media about how attractive his daughter is.
4. Still insists that Obama is a Muslim from Kenya and that he is responsible for every problem America has ever had.
5. Thinks that Japan is an enemy/rival of the United States.
6. Doesn't believe gay people should be treated like human beings.
7. Essentially started and funded the birther movement.
8. Is a known member of the loathsome Tea Party.
9. Praised two brothers who beat up and urinated on a Hispanic-looking homeless man.
10. Insults other people to their faces and calls them ugly, like some sort of schoolyard bully.
11. Accuses the Mexican government of sending "rapists" across the border on purpose.
12. Wants more guns to stop school shootings and wants to arm teachers and priests.
13. Called John McCain a coward because he was captured in Vietnam and exposed to torture, while he himself was a draft dodger.
14. Can't tell the difference between different terror groups.
15. Ruined the economy of Atlantic City.

Of course not!

Need I say more?

Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is an American politician, diplomat, and former lawyer who served as the 67th United States secretary of state from 2009 to 2013, as a United States senator representing New York from 2001 to 2009, and as first lady of the United States from 1993... read more

Hillary, if you're going to be the leader of the free world, stop acting like a cardboard establishment cutout, stop hiding your emails, stop trying to humiliate yourself in your failed attempts to appeal to young people, and stop trying to convince people to vote for you just because you are a woman. You could be going up against Donald Trump or Ted Cruz in a matter of months, both of whom are battle-hardened crazies. If you are going to stand up to them, start acting like a human being.

The only reason she isn't failing is because she is running against people who don't know what they are doing. She has shown us time after time that she is a terrible pick for president.

Bernie Sanders Bernard "Bernie" Sanders is an independent American Senator from Vermont and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 and 2020 elections.

Just look at his supporters. They are:

- Fresh out of college, liberal lambs who will just pick the candidate with the most exciting and liberal views.
- Young women who are trying to make a statement by purposely not supporting Hillary Clinton, a female candidate.
- The rare uneducated, naive Democrat.

That speaks for itself! If free education and healthcare could be done like he says, I think it would already be in place! Bernie Sanders is so stupid. The reason no one attacks him is because he's a Democrat, and some people have become Liberal Lambs, brainwashed by political correctness and whatnot.

Chris Christie Christopher James "Chris" Christie is an American attorney, politician and member of the Republican Party who served as the 55th Governor of New Jersey. His term ended on January 23, 2018.

Said at the debate that "We're going to kick Obama's butt out of the White House!" Uh...Mr. Christie, Obama's term is up. The Constitution will do that for you. And, just looking at the two men, I'm guessing Obama could probably outrun Christie anyway.

Chris Christie running for president should be the last thing he should run for. Maybe he should run to an anger management center.

He looks like a total moron in that picture.

Jill Stein Jill Ellen Stein is an American physician, activist, and politician. She was the Green Party's nominee for President of the United States in the 2012 and 2016 elections and candidate for governor of Massachusetts in 2002 and 2010.

She is helping Donald Trump and she doesn't even realize it. "Doctor" Stein attended medical school and still accepts pseudoscience and conspiracy theories. How much stupider can you get? #DropOutJill #BlueIsTheNewGreen

Martin O'Malley Martin Joseph O'Malley is an American politician who was the 61st Governor of Maryland from 2007 to 2015. Prior to being elected as governor, he served as the Mayor of Baltimore from 1999 to 2007 and was a Baltimore City Councilor from 1991 to 1999.
Jeb Bush John Ellis "Jeb" Bush is an American businessman and politician who served as the 43rd Governor of Florida from 1999 to 2007.

From now on, I bet that there will be one Democrat elected for eight years and a Bush elected for another eight before a Democrat wins again. The Bush will invade Iraq every time, crash the economy every time, give tax cuts to the rich every time, raise taxes on the middle class every time, and botch up all the progress the last Democrat made every time. The next Democrat will spend their entire administration cleaning up the mess caused by the previous Bush until he is eventually replaced with a new member of the dynasty of stupidity.

Ted Cruz Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz is an American politician and attorney serving as the junior United States Senator from Texas since 2013. He was a candidate for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election.

He and Marco Rubio have entered such a petty rivalry. Those two should've learned from Jeb Bush that Trump can't be brought down with insults (Don't get me wrong, I don't like Trump either), but the way the two of them, and Trump as well, is absolutely ridiculous. They're acting like children!

A typical religious fanatic who will rule by the Bible rather than the Constitution does not deserve the nation's highest office, nor any public office in our great republic for that matter.

Maybe he'll be the best mayor of Houston or president of Texas, but certainly not the President of the USA!

Rick Perry

What were the three departments he so desperately wanted to get rid of again? Education, Energy, and one called uh uh oops...

What's the third department you wanted to get rid of again? The uhhh department. I don't recall that ever existing.

Rand Paul Randal Howard "Rand" Paul is an American politician and physician. Since 2011, Paul has served in the United States Senate as a member of the Republican Party representing Kentucky.

Why does he bother running? Given his state is racist and he supports the racist Tea Party, he is racist. At least there will be a President Paul. Even Logan would be preferable.

Daddy's biggest disappointment.

The Newcomers

? Deez Nuts

Is this joke even a politician?

? Gary Johnson Gary Earl Johnson is an American businessman, author and politician who served as the 29th Governor of New Mexico from 1995 to 2003 as a member of the Republican Party.

What normal person sticks his tongue out during an interview?

The Contenders
Lindsey Graham

I'm glad he dropped out. I'm from SC, and honestly, it would be terrible if he was still in the race.

Marco Rubio Marco Antonio Rubio is an American politician and attorney, and the junior United States Senator from Florida.

As he showed at the New Hampshire debate, he should be much higher on this list. Like number one.

Rick Santorum

Seriously? This guy is below Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders. Look this guy up. He shouldn't be anywhere near the White House.

With his poll numbers, just calling him a candidate is a compliment...

Has anyone even ever said good things about him?

John Kasich John Richard Kasich is an American politician who served as the 69th Governor of Ohio from 2011 to 2019.

The only Republican who can honestly claim that he belongs to the party of Lincoln.

Why on earth would you ban the letter "M"? Did he have a burning desire to live in Columbus?

He should be #2 under Trump. He banned khaki pants and the letter M in Ohio for a day.

Joe Biden Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (born November 20, 1942) is an American politician who is the 46th and current president of the United States. A member of the Democratic Party, he served as the 47th vice president from 2009 to 2017 under Barack Obama and represented Delaware in the United States Senate from... read more

His candidacy is non-existent. Hillary must be sleeping well.

George Pataki
Scott Walker
Bobby Jindal Piyush "Bobby" Jindal is an American politician who served as the 55th Governor of Louisiana from 2008 to 2016, a former US Congressman, and former vice chairman of the Republican Governors Association.

Not only did he fiscally screw over Louisiana, but he also lied about it and covered it up so that our new governor wouldn't know about it until he was already sworn in. Governor Edwards is doing all the right things to rebound so far, but it will take a long time to clean up the mess that this man has made.

He did so well as governor that Louisiana, one of the reddest states in the nation, recently elected a Democrat as his successor.

Isn't Louisiana now in a debt crisis, as the new governor has found out?

Jim Webb
Mike Huckabee
Carly Fiorina Cara Carleton "Carly" Fiorina is an American businessperson and political candidate, known primarily for her tenure as CEO of Hewlett-Packard.

Her shoes looked nice at the debate. That is, until the house fell on her.

Why does she hate Putin so much? She hates him more than anybody else.

Ben Carson Benjamin Solomon "Ben" Carson, Sr. is a retired American neurosurgeon and former candidate for President of the United States.

"Marriage is a union between a man and a woman and nobody, be it the gays or the people who believe in bestiality, can change that." - Ben Carson.

"I know that homosexuality is a choice because people go into prison straight and come out gay." - Ben Carson.

Most intelligent person to ever hold the office, you say? How high are you right now?

While he may be intelligent in the medical field, he certainly is not in the world of politics. This man has said some of the stupidest things I have ever heard.

Maybe a great surgeon, but a terrible politician.

Jim Gilmore