Top Ten Ways to Know If Someone Is a Vampire

The Top Ten

1 They hate going outside on a sunny day

My brother's a vampire? I just thought it was just laziness.

I love nights. Sunny days are pretty boring in my opinion. And I'm not a vampire.

2 They like to eat red foods, like apples or ketchup.

3 They always give you a smirk

4 They get you in trouble a lot

5 They wear coats and a hat on a sunny day

6 They're clumsy

7 They seem to avoid any attention

8 They like drinking red drinks, such as red wine and fruit punch

9 They are creepy

10 They don't leave school until the night (if a teacher)

The Contenders

11 They hate garlic

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