Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

The Top Ten
1 Superman dat ho - Soulja Boy - Crank dat

This is the dumbest lyric ever. And plus, I don't see whey there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion Eminem is the best rapper, hands-down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.

Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that, " it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype Soulja boy. You are just One. Great. Contributor.

Beat's alright we'll dance all night. Hate that this is logic these days. Was any of that song even English? It was only popular because of the dance. Funny to see soulja boy completely fall off after just ONE hit single.

2 My wrist deserve a shout-out, I'm like "What up, wrist?" - 2 Chainz - Fork

2 Chainz is not a rapper, he's a comedian.

3 She chewing on the d*** like a piece of bubblegum - I Know You See It - Yung Joc

Yung Joc clearly thought this was an OK line. Oh, how wrong he was.

4 Looking in the mirror like I wish I could be me - Ayo - Tyga

Really reminds me of Me Too by Meghan Trainor.

5 Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass stop. - Big Sean - Dance (A$$) Remix

No, this is an amazing lyric. Y'all obviously can't see the genius in rhyming the word "ass" with "ass" a million times. Big Sean, you are officially the best songwriter to ever live.

6 You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho - Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Ho"

Her writers wrote her this, seems like they were trying to send her a message.

7 No ceilings 2, no ceilings dos, no ceilings bisexual, that means two - Fresh - Mannie Fresh
8 All she eats is d***, she's on a strict diet - Love Me - Lil Wayne
9 My diamonds they say Pikachu - Picacho - Young Thug
10 Finger near a n****'s assh*** like WHOA! - Whoa - Black Rob
The Contenders
11 Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew - Camron

So he's landing in an airplane with a brownish color, but then he says the color is blue, and the plane is full of Hebrews? Wait, let me look this up on Genius...

Ok, I'm back. You missed some lyrics. "Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew. Favorite letters: G Q. That's me, true, peach/blue. Hebrew."
So the "G2 same color as beef stew" part means exactly what it says. His favorite letters "G" and "Q" are the letters of GQ magazine, stating that Cam'ron loves fashion, and he has fancy color combinations for clothes like peach and blue. I don't know what the Hebrew part is for. I guess he gave up on lyrics.

12 Baby girl shake it like a paraplegic please believe it - Wiggle Wiggle - Nelly
13 If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years. Master P - Do You Know

What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas come before new years. And this sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.

Lmfao this is the dumbest line ever this should be number 1... laugh out loud I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook... damn I can't stop laughing

Only in Master P's little world, does New Year's Eve come before Christmas.

14 She said my d*** could be the next black president. - Lil Wayne

I'd rather have Obama than his dick.

15 Back it up like burp burp - Lil Wayne - Lollipop

I feel like I should say something here, but I don't know what to say.

16 Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till - Lil Wayne - Karate Chop

This line made me hate mainstream rap even more. This had me disgusted, angry, depressed for HOURS after hearing this awful lyric. For those you don't know, Emmett Till was a black 14 year old who was reportly flirting with a white woman, which her husband beated him and shot him. Shouldn't compare a crime to rough sex.

The fact that there are actually people out there defending this line is just sickening! It really is. I'm not joking. We really shouldn't be joking about this. I really hope that we (as a society) get back to morals and values.

17 Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. Mase - Can't Nobody Hold me Down

In that case, Mass, I recommend seeing a local doctor, for "Money hanging out of the anus" is not normal. At all.

Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in ass.

A lot of rich people don't know what to do with their money these days.

18 If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page, the girlies I like are under age - The New Style - Beastie Boys

I mean, they're not wrong. Jimmy Page DID have a preferance for underage girls. Specifically 14 year olds.

19 And she accidentally slip and fell on my dick/Oops I said on my dick/I didn't really mean to say on my dick/But since we talking' about my dick/All of you haters say hi to it - Chris Brown - Look At Me Now

Chris Brown is the worst part of this song. God, Lil Wayne is better in this than him. It's that bad.

I think Chris Brown got overly excited about being abe to curse for the first time!

Chris Brown is One of the most disgusting people I've ever heard in music.

20 I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo. Project Pat - Ballers

Aside the fact this is completely moronic, It also makes me crave cheese... Which is actually a good thing. Because cheese is amazing. And moose4life19 is very right...

He's very hungry. If he said one more hungry, it would be eating a dollar bill level hungry.

Uhh... that's uhh... retarded. Imagine a "cool" gangster saying that! Its just creepy!

21 Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin - Dr. Dre - Nuthin but a G Thang

I just looked this line up on Genius. So basically "slipping" means that a rapper put out a bad album. Due to it's repetitiveness, this line is cited as one of the worst rap lines ever.

What is this? Huh, the lyrics are so good I can't get my head quite around it. Jk's they are terrible! Worse lyrics I have ever read.
Saying that the Master P one is just as bad.

I like to drink because when I drink then I'm drinkin, don't let me smoke because if I smoke then I'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade

22 She has a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 Chainz - Birthday Song

This line has a double meaning. Think about it: why would anyone call a girl big booty unless they are super shallow and don't care about their chicks at all

These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?

Dear God I wonder what his contacts list looks like. "Ayo Ima call flat foot and blue eyes to this party"

23 Cause I'm the n****, the n**** n*****, like how you figure? - F***** Problem - A$AP Rocky
24 Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails to each one of my eyelids? Eminem - My Name Is

Genius is really helping me with these weird lyrics. Surprisingly enough, a lot of thought was put into this line. Basically, Em was poking fun at how parents will allow their kids to watch cartoons like Tom and Jerry that desensitizes violence without thinking twice, but then place the blame on controversial artists like him when kids start acting out. Eminem references the band Nine Inch Nails (a band that I actually like), highlighting the idea that rappers aren't the only ones responsible for driving the youth to violence; there is also television, movies, and rock music.

25 My lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin' - Lil' Mama - Lip Gloss

Just trying to get My Name Is lower on the list.

Lil' Mama is stating the obvious.

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