Dumbest Rap Lyrics Ever

This is the dumbest lyric ever. Plus, I don't see why there are already two Eminem songs in the top ten? I know they're pretty far down the list, but seriously... In my opinion, Eminem is the best rapper, hands down. But Soulja Boy? "Superman that ho"? No. Just no.

Go ahead and write a flawless essay on this website. The moment you write out the word "that," it will go from blue straight to red. Way to shake off that stupid rapper stereotype, Soulja Boy. You are just one. Great. Contributor.

The beat's alright, we'll dance all night. I hate that this is logic these days. Was any of that song even English? It was only popular because of the dance. Funny to see Soulja Boy completely fall off after just one hit single.

2 Chainz is not a rapper. He's a comedian.

Yung Joc clearly thought this was an OK line. Oh, how wrong he was.

Really reminds me of Me Too by Meghan Trainor.

No, this is an amazing lyric. Y'all obviously can't see the genius in rhyming the word "ass" with "ass" a million times. Big Sean, you are officially the best songwriter to ever live.

Her writers wrote her this. Seems like they were trying to send her a message.

So he's landing in an airplane with a brownish color, but then he says the color is blue, and the plane is full of Hebrews? Wait, let me look this up on Genius...

Ok, I'm back. You missed some lyrics. "Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew. Favorite letters: G Q. That's me, true, peach/blue. Hebrew."

So the "G2 same color as beef stew" part means exactly what it says. His favorite letters "G" and "Q" are the letters of GQ magazine, stating that Cam'ron loves fashion, and he has fancy color combinations for clothes like peach and blue. I don't know what the Hebrew part is for. I guess he gave up on lyrics.

What a moronic guy. Everybody knows that Christmas comes before New Year's. This sentence shows how greedy most rappers are. They're all a disgrace.

Lmfao, this is the dumbest line ever. This should be number 1. Laugh out loud. I'm thinking of sharing this on Facebook. Damn, I can't stop laughing.

Only in Master P's little world does New Year's Eve come before Christmas.

I feel like I should say something here, but I don't know what to say.

This line made me hate mainstream rap even more. It had me disgusted, angry, and depressed for hours after hearing this awful lyric. For those who don't know, Emmett Till was a black 14-year-old who was reportedly flirting with a white woman, which led to her husband beating and shooting him. We shouldn't compare a crime to rough sex.

The fact that there are actually people out there defending this line is just sickening! It really is. I'm not joking. We really shouldn't be joking about this. I really hope that we, as a society, get back to morals and values.

In that case, Mase, I recommend seeing a local doctor, for "money hanging out of the anus" is not normal. At all.

Nobody walks with money in their ass, only if they stick it in their ass.

A lot of rich people don't know what to do with their money these days.

Chris Brown is the worst part of this song. God, Lil Wayne is better than him in this. It's that bad.

I think Chris Brown got overly excited about being able to curse for the first time!

Chris Brown is one of the most disgusting people I've ever heard in music.

Aside from the fact this is completely moronic, it also makes me crave cheese... which is actually a good thing because cheese is amazing. And moose4life19 is very right...

He's very hungry. If he said hungry one more time, it would be eating-a-dollar-bill level hungry.

I just looked this line up on Genius. So basically, "slipping" means that a rapper put out a bad album. Due to its repetitiveness, this line is cited as one of the worst rap lines ever.

What is this? Huh, the lyrics are so good I can't get my head quite around it. Jk, they're terrible! Worse lyrics I have ever read.

Saying that the Master P one is just as bad.

I like to drink because when I drink, then I'm drinkin. Don't let me smoke because if I smoke, then I'm smokin. Nice to see the Doctor made it past 4th grade.

This line has a double meaning. Think about it: why would anyone call a girl big booty unless they are super shallow and don't care about their chicks at all?

These lyrics are hilarious. How could anyone take 2 Chainz seriously?

Dear God, I wonder what his contacts list looks like. "Ayo, Ima call flat foot and blue eyes to this party."

Genius is really helping me with these weird lyrics. Surprisingly, a lot of thought was put into this line. Basically, Em was poking fun at how parents will allow their kids to watch cartoons like Tom and Jerry, which desensitizes violence, without thinking twice, but then place the blame on controversial artists like him when kids start acting out.

Eminem references the band Nine Inch Nails (a band that I actually like), highlighting the idea that rappers aren't the only ones responsible for driving the youth to violence. There is also television, movies, and rock music.

Lil' Mama is stating the obvious.