Top Ten Reasons Bananas Are Better Than Apples

The Top Ten

1 Bananas are softer

2 Bananas taste better

3 Bananas are yellow

4 Bananas eat minions

5 Bananas are shaped like a boomerang

Yeah, just a boomerang.

6 Bananas are peel-able

But so are apples!

7 Bananas come in bunches

8 Bananas don't keep doctors away

Doctors don't bite (with the exception of a few).

9 Bananas start with a B

10 You can slip on banana peels

Just add the slipping sound effect, and it's funny.

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