Top Ten Reasons to Hate Babies

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The Top Ten

1 They are spoiled

I don't find that babies are that spoiled. It's usually toddlers. Sometimes babies can be spoiled.

They are only babies how can they tell right from wrong? - ToptenPizza

Guys this list is a joke - Nateawesomeness

90% babies born after 2005 are spoiled.

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2 They are not cute

When they stink they aren't

Babies are the ugliest abominations I have ever laid eyes on.

Best list ever. But babies are fun to play jokes with!

This list is a joke - Nateawesomeness

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3 They are slobbery

I know, right? It's so gross! I like baby animals more!

This iplist is a joke - Nateawesomeness

Me too!

4 They have too much attention

Why would you leave a baby alone? There brains are less developed, what if they fell down the stairs because you weren't watching them? You would feel terrible - Zindondiddlybop

They need it. If you leave a baby alone they might eat stuff they aren't supposed to eat and run out of the house. - ToptenPizza

You have to give a baby attention! If you don't the baby will feel like nobody loves them and not trust you!

Very true

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5 They get away with too much

I love how these baby obsessed humans keep using the "because they are babies" argument.

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6 They are annoying

You just sit and all of a sudden, the baby next to you starts crying like hell. - MinecraftHater

This list is annoying.

If your mean to them

"If you're mean to them."
No. It doesn't matter what you do. They're all annoying.

7 They are messy V 1 Comment
8 They are overrated V 1 Comment
9 They are disgusting

Well, its disgusting to take off their diaper. - funnyuser

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10 They cry

Everyone does. (Mom says I cried all the time when I was a baby though )

Older humans cry too. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

'Cause they're babied

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11 They don't care about anything

Because they don't know that much

12 They poop in their diaper

That is the most disgusting thing about them they poop anywhere and everywhere. Nobody wants to smell there nasty little asses I can't stand babies diapers or their messes.

"And you didn't when you were a baby? " We did. We don't anymore. Argument is invalid.

And you didn't when you were a baby? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

13 They are crybabies

Yep you do what would be heaven to a kid but a baby would just cry it's supposed to bring empathy so that it has higher chance of surviving but never works

14 They are dumb

They're not exactly supposed to be smart.

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15 They can't walk V 1 Comment
16 They grow up to be retards

You know you just called yourself a retard right.

It's okay to say humans are retards. We are.

Hey, that's mean! Retard is mean! You're obviously saying babies are always physically challenged! That's rude! How would u feel, jerk!

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17 They chew on everything
18 They have no teeth

It's creepy as, like other animals are born with a full set of teeth, why not babies? Then they wont make your boobs sag.

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