Top Ten Reasons to Hate Babies


The Top Ten

1 They are spoiled

I don't find that babies are that spoiled. It's usually toddlers. Sometimes babies can be spoiled.

If you thought hitler was evil... then this would change your mind! babies are the most evil things in the whole entire universe all it does is cry until someone becomes deaf or DIES! - RootBeerFan

They are only babies how can they tell right from wrong? - ToptenPizza

90% babies born after 2005 are spoiled.

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2 They are not cute

When they stink they aren't

Babies are the ugliest abominations I have ever laid eyes on.

This is true they are so ugly! - RootBeerFan

This list is a joke - Nateawesomeness

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3 They have too much attention

Why would you leave a baby alone? There brains are less developed, what if they fell down the stairs because you weren't watching them? You would feel terrible - Zindondiddlybop

They need it. If you leave a baby alone they might eat stuff they aren't supposed to eat and run out of the house. - ToptenPizza

Well if you give it too less attention they wouldn't be very good I am pretty sure everyone's (I THINK) mother loved them so much that they gave them attention - Puppytart

I was at the doctors and a 32 day old was sitting right next to me AND IT SCREAMS SO LOUDLY IT BOMBS MY EARS! - RootBeerFan

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4 They are slobbery

I know, right? It's so gross! I like baby animals more!

Me too!

This iplist is a joke - Nateawesomeness

5 They are annoying

You just sit and all of a sudden, the baby next to you starts crying like hell. - MinecraftHater

Baby talk is annoying, too!

If your mean to them


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6 They get away with too much

I love how these baby obsessed humans keep using the "because they are babies" argument.

Because they are BABIES - ToptenPizza

Yea they are babys!

I know right lol,spoiled brats (going with the joke) - Nateawesomeness

7 They are messy

Messy b*stards(going with the joke) - Nateawesomeness

8 They are overrated

Everyone on the planet was a baby. Even adults pretend to be babies. Mostly men.

Because they are babys

9 They are disgusting

Well, its disgusting to take off their diaper. - funnyuser

Everything about them.

10 They are crybabies

Yep you do what would be heaven to a kid but a baby would just cry it's supposed to bring empathy so that it has higher chance of surviving but never works

The Contenders

11 They cry

Everyone does. (Mom says I cried all the time when I was a baby though )

Older humans cry too. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

'Cause they're babied

12 They don't care about anything

Because they don't know that much

13 They poop in their diaper

That is the most disgusting thing about them they poop anywhere and everywhere. Nobody wants to smell there nasty little asses I can't stand babies diapers or their messes.

"And you didn't when you were a baby? " We did. We don't anymore. Argument is invalid.

And you didn't when you were a baby? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

14 They are dumb

They didn't learn anything yet - Puppytart

They're not exactly supposed to be smart.

They don't go to school

No because they didn't develops yet! IFIOT

15 They can't walk

I still love dogs,but pug.your a pug,u can't either

16 They grow up to be retards

You know you just called yourself a retard right.

It's okay to say humans are retards. We are.

Hey, that's mean! Retard is mean! You're obviously saying babies are always physically challenged! That's rude! How would u feel, jerk!

This doesn't make sense..we are all retarded then because we all have been babies - Puppytart

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17 They chew on everything
18 They have no teeth

It's creepy as, like other animals are born with a full set of teeth, why not babies? Then they wont make your boobs sag.

19 They watch strange shows
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