Top Ten Reasons to Hate Books

KoolGuy2218

The Top Ten

1 They're Boring

The maker of this list said he dropped out of school. So he obviously doesn't have an education.

15 minutes ago I predicted people would get pissed off at this obvious troll list, and three people have already done so. Pathetic. - Puga

Nah, I'm just agreeing with the list whether it's made by a troll or not.

Books are not boring. I love books especially fantasy novels.

I have to agree with this list, video games are better.

Dear person, I feel sorry for you. You will never feel the joy traveling to another world by simply reading some words. It's sad. - MUSHROOM

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2 Adults Make You Read Them

Books improve our grammar and spelling and we learn a lot from books. So are you saying you don't want to prosper in life and live in your parents basement for the rest of your life then be my guest, it's up to you. - PrincessKiana

People need to decide which books they want to read. We all have our own tastes, and forcing someone to read a certain book sucks the fun out of reading. - Turkeyasylum

Turkey, I am really disappointed in you for falling for this list. Really disappointed. - Puga

I read on my own choice. My dad suggested the Wheel of Time and I'm glad he did. I didn't have to read it but I did. - Merilille

Books I a told to read by my parents are the best - lbelle0527

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3 Only Nerds Read Books

That is so rude and mean! Books are what make life fun and interesting, everyone can find a book that is just right for them! Saying that only nerds read books is incredibly false. I hate it when people are mean to other people just because they read books! I am ashamed that anyone would say this ever! Books make you smarter whereas video games, movies, and other things make you dumber plus it ruins your eyesight. The real question here is why I'm typing this instead of getting lost in a good book. Why, if we didn't have books, we would all be depressed. When I'm sad, I get a books, forget about it, make up with the person who upset me, then we're friends again. Books don't make you competitive or anti-social. I am not saying that electronics are bad I cannot live without technology, but I can not live without books. Books make you smarter and enhance your vocabulary, so it's a win-win, right? I am so angry, you basically called more than half the earth nerds! I know 2-year-olds who ...more

Welcome to troll central! Population: KoolGuy2218. - Turkeyasylum

But books are my friends. You know I don't like people. I guess I'm a nerd then since I would rather read than play computer games. - Merilille

Obviously the best list on the site. - LarrytheFairy

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4 They Are a Waste of Paper

Now I'm convinced, you're a troll. - winner333

Ever heard of E-books? Troll list.

*Cough cough* - Blight

E-books? - Fandom_Lover

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5 They Are Overrated

I would agree because adults say that you should reed books because they are good but really they ain't and that makes them overrated

Well at least books are better than school, and you know what Koolguy? You sit on your butt, playing video games all day.

Are you serious? If anything, their underrated

How the hell can a THING be overrated? - venomouskillingmachine

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6 The Movie Is Usually Better

Wrong partially, if you look at The Hunger Games, The Maze Runner, Divergent and practically almost every teen-fiction movie/ book, the book is usually better than the movie. - Fandom_Lover

Yeah right. They ruin the story with the movies. They even take away characters... - Blight

Movies may have bad representations of books. But they are more appealing than books.

That's not true...The book is always better - hollyeb13

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7 They Aren't Funny

You OBVIOUSLY have never read The 39 Clues, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson... Probably just read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid saying its good cause there's idiot pictures

If you tried to fall asleep reading a book, you probably didn't pick the right book... - Turkeyasylum

I have fallen asleep on every book that I have read. I am NOT making this up - KoolGuy2218

You obviously never read books by Rick Riordan.

You obviously haven't read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid or Big Nate - venomouskillingmachine

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8 They Are Useless

Notice how everyone here defending books use proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar? That's because they read, they're frequently in contact those things, and therefore they're good at it. You are stupid, why? BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO READ! Books educate us, The make us smarter, if you read a lot during childhood we will be smarter as we grow. And one last thing, if you can't read then you won't be able to read ANY textbooks and then fail every class.

From: the 8-year old girl who's

Scarily smart for her age. Why?

BECAUSE BOOKS

Books being useless? Please. Books educate us and strengthen the smarts within our skulls. That's a disappointing and immature attitude of yours. - Levi-Ackerman

Okay, I'm done feeding the troll now. I just wanted to get those few comments off my chest. - MontyPython

I love how the visitor can say "FUU" to koolguy. But if I said this to anyone I don't like, I'd get suspended. Proves how biased these idiot admins are.

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9 They Aren't Electronic

I hate you because you're not electronic. In fact, I hate myself! Why can't I just be electronic, I would be so much happier! - Songsta41

And therefore can't synchronize easily with gadgets! Damn, I have to copy manually...

The day that there is a electricity shortcut that puts you out of electricity you will not be able to use your reading. I can still read books on the other hand without electricity.

-_- Dude Back Then They Didn't Have Electronics And If You Want A Book That's An Electronic Just Go Download On In The Google Play Store And Hit Books You'll Find Some Instresting Books Or You Can Get One About Gaming - Stevenpenguin

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10 There Are No Pictures

Have you ever heard of picture books? - Minecraftcrazy530

Ever read a comic book or manga -_- - samanime

Ever heard of a comic book or a manga troll leader? - Skullkid755

Some books have pictures but the good ones don't. - hollyeb13

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The Contenders

11 You Look Smarter

So...you don't want to look smarter

Lol, I think this is a joke. - Blight

I want to look smarter - hollyeb13

So what you're saying is you wanna look... dumb...?

12 Books Can Be Overpriced

Probably the only valid reason on this list to dislike books.

Internet and crappy phones cost way more

Heard of a LIBRARY, fool?

Yeah but video games are not. - KingFab

13 They Are for Old People

I don't care about it I just want to read. - isywe

Just who do you think you are? I'm possibly the youngest TopTenners on the whole site but let me tell you something... I read books. - FennikenFan9

You have not read the books for kids...

Ok... Maybe Jeffrey Archer and stuff yes but a lot of kids seires exist!

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14 Books Make You Fat

I know, right? I'm so fat because I read books, if I used electronics I wouldn't be fat at all! (Sarcastic)

This logic fits in with this list - Nayan2003

How does this make sense?

Lol I read an article saying that books make you fat its true wiki it lmao

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15 They Hurt Your Eyes

If they hurt your eyes you are reading them on your phone or you need reading glasses - lbelle0527

Wha? How the heck?

No they don't, it's electronics that hurt your'e eyes.

No, screens of tablets, phones, and computers hurt your eyes WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY more. - Blight

16 People Who Read are Not Just Gonna Keep Feeding the Troll.

People who read books aren't gonna give you more reasons to hate them.

We won't provide ou with more reasons to hate books.

17 Bugs Can Eat Part of the Pages

That isn't books' fault! *Prods Book lovingly* - Blight

I hate bugs, they are so crawly.

Yeah! They're so annoying! Bugs can't eat anything electronic! Anyways, electronics lag...but at least it's not bugs...

I DID NOT APPROVE THIS! - KoolGuy2218

18 You Don't Know How Good They Are

He does know how good they are, because he knows they are atrocious piles of bullsh! t. - LarrytheFairy

Come on, guys, let's get a sensible answer to n1 in spite of this troll :D

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