Top Ten Reasons Jelly Is Better Than Peanut Butter

The Top Ten

1 Jelly taste yummy

No it doesn't, it tastes like cardboard and sulfur

2 Peanut butter isn't that good

3 Jelly reminds you of spongebob

4 Peanut butter makes your breath stink

5 Jelly has a good feeling while you eat it

6 Peanut butter makes you feel like you're choking

I think the bread does that

7 Jelly is easy to put on bread

8 Peanut butter is super hard to put on bread

It's only the chunky peanut butter that's hard to spread

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