Top Ten Reasons Why Poop Is Better Than Lil Wayne

The Top Ten

1 Poop doesn't use excessive AutoTune

This list is hilarious! - Userguy44

Well, this is a ridiculous, but quite accurate list! One of few comparison lists I love! - PositronWildhawk

He should just hurry up with that final album of his cause I want him outta here!

Weird comparison? But, it funny! - nintendofan126

2 Poop smells better

Lil Wayne is so bad he makes poop look good!

I agree.I eat cow poop every day.It is Indian tradition.Hui! India is best for eating cow poop
EAT COW POOP OR DIE HUI! -HomPrakashIndianNationalist


3 Poop knows it can't rap so it doesn't

True - DarkBoi-X

I am laughing I just saw people on google say the beatles were rubbish so this makes me feel gooder

4 Poop is less gross to touch

Uh, No, That's False, It Is More Gross to Touch.

Lil Wayne, or however he misspells his name, bragged about being someones prison bitch... So he's pretty gross.

5 Poop looks more attractive

Only Coprophiles find it - Mranonymously

6 Poop doesn't write horrible lyrics

good poop!

Plop! Best lyric Ever!
Or at least better than Lil wayne...

7 Poop is also unwanted but at least poop goes away eventually

At least you can flush poop out of your life

If I had the choice between poop and lil wayne I would pick poop

BURNED! - froogylowlo

True m8 I don't h8 just appreci8 - CerealGuy

8 Poop doesn't objectify women

Yes! - Muffet13

9 Poop admits that it's crap

Yes it does... - EvanTheNerd

10 Poop isn't alive

It does mean he has to die...

This is incredibly rude. Wishing someone dead just because they don't make music you like or listen to doesn't mean they have to die. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

You do realize that this is a joke? I hate Lil Wayne. But I never wished he would die. - nintendofan126

The Contenders

11 Poop knows how to keep its pants on when it needs to
12 Poop is in a diaper

Lil wayne is still in diapers though

When I was 2 years old I pooped in diapers

13 Poop is pretty
14 Poop doesn't have a terrible voice
15 Poop has variety while Lil Wayne doesn't

Liquid poop, rock poop, normal poop, red poop, green poop, yellow poop, blue poop, skinny poop, fat poop

Woah rek Wayne you got rekt lel - CerealGuy

What the f***?

16 Poop is smarter
17 Poop has a purpose

Yeah you should love poop because it used to be food

18 Poop doesn't make incredibly horrible beats to songs

Could you imagine if poop could come up with a beat like 6 Foot 7 Foot?

Lil Wayne didn't come up with that beat.

19 Poop doesn't rhyme words with themselves

My name is lil Wayne and I am poop,
I went to the toilet and had a poop - Muffet13

20 Poop knows when to be quiet
21 Poop doesn't take away your sanity
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