Top Ten Reasons Why Poop Is Better Than Lil Wayne

The Top Ten

1 Poop doesn't use excessive AutoTune

Well, this is a ridiculous, but quite accurate list! One of few comparison lists I love! - PositronWildhawk

He should just hurry up with that final album of his cause I want him outta here!

This is a really absurd list, but yes I agree, Lil Wayne is bad, no, HORRIBLE. - Catacorn

LMAO best list ever - CerealGuy

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2 Poop smells better

Lil Wayne is so bad he makes poop look good!

LAUGH MY ASS OFF poop smells OK AND LIL WAYNE SMELLS LIKE PUKE

3 Poop knows it can't rap so it doesn't

I am laughing I just saw people on google say the beatles were rubbish so this makes me feel gooder

4 Poop is less gross to touch

Uh, No, That's False, It Is More Gross to Touch.

Lil Wayne, or however he misspells his name, bragged about being someones prison bitch... So he's pretty gross.

5 Poop looks more attractive

I cannot tell you how funny I find this. - Catacorn

6 Poop doesn't write horrible lyrics V 2 Comments
7 Poop is also unwanted but at least poop goes away eventually

At least you can flush poop out of your life

If I had the choice between poop and lil wayne I would pick poop

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8 Poop doesn't objectify women
9 Poop admits that it's crap
10 Poop isn't alive

This is incredibly rude. Wishing someone dead just because they don't make music you like or listen to doesn't mean they have to die. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

You do realize that this is a joke? I hate Lil Wayne. But I never wished he would die. - nintendofan126

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The Contenders

11 Poop knows how to keep its pants on when it needs to
12 Poop doesn't have a terrible voice
13 Poop has variety while Lil Wayne doesn't

Liquid poop, rock poop, normal poop, red poop, green poop, yellow poop, blue poop, skinny poop, fat poop

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14 Poop is smarter
15 Poop has a purpose

Yeah you should love poop because it used to be food

16 Poop doesn't make incredibly horrible beats to songs

Could you imagine if poop could come up with a beat like 6 Foot 7 Foot?

Lil Wayne didn't come up with that beat.

17 Poop doesn't rhyme words with themselves
18 Poop knows when to be quiet
19 Poop doesn't take away your sanity
20 Poop is in a diaper
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