Top Ten Reasons Why Storming Area 51 Is a Bad Idea
The Top Ten
Yeah people are stupid to do it anyways. There's probably just military stuff there anyways that's kept secret so North Korea, Iran, China and Russia don't steal from us - Dvafan2
The army can shoot anyone who trespasses the lines set around Area 51, they have the right to do it. A man was killed by soldiers a few years ago after he was caught trespassing. - RogerMcBaloney
Sacrifice is necessary for victory. We Russians know this better than any one - Viktor Reznov, Call of Duty:Black Ops 1 - DarkBoi-X
Even if only 1% of the people who signed up actually mean it, that still means 10,000 people will be needlessly killed. DON'T DO THIS, people. I shouldn't even have to say this. - tgbhj
You must be fun at parties - PassiveAggressive
Naruto running looks gay.
False, Naruto running will work if you're fast enough. - AlphaQ
Because this is real life. Naruto only runs faster because he’s in an anime and anime is fictional. - JoeBoi
I bet they got tanks, cannons and a bunch of mounted guns on armored trucks, ready to kill everyone who dares enter!
The military is 2 million in strength with tanks planes and many other weapons. Naruto running can't save you from a tank - Dvafan2
The one and only reason outside of there isn't any aliens. Come on this is a military base to you really want to be charging at a military base - germshep24
Area 51 might also contain military equipment from other countries such as Canada. - BorisRule
Lol, only one or two dudes got arrested in the end.
Probably not. Anyone who actually does this will be blown to bits by top-secret superweapons before they ever have the chance to get arrested. - tgbhj
Some people could even be sent in prison
It’s illegal to trespass anywhere, including this. - SamanthaRosie
Stupid if you go overboard & view it the wrong way. But discovering things is always helping us learn. - SamanthaRosie
Yes I agree - Dvafan2
There may not, but there could be secret technology there such as a time machine or a jet pack, but still, storming Area 51 is not worth it. - JoeBoi
Yes because they aren't real - Luckys
We never know, because the universe’s filled with many unknown wonders, but the government likes to hide the unknown. - SamanthaRosie
No wonder some are actually taking this seriously. - JoeBoi
For sure. - SamanthaRosie
The military has enough firepower to kill millions of people. - RogerMcBaloney
Yeah, they can, though some aliens could too. - SamanthaRosie
Sep 20 already passed
They are really that powerful. - SamanthaRosie
Yes They are and It Will not BE A nice site of all the people that tried to storm it DEAD ALL OF THEM.
LET IT BE
It’s an Air Force task to defend. - SamanthaRosie
Some are, but others have hints of the unknown. Like clues to discover new findings. Like Gravity Falls. - SamanthaRosie
Imagine a man called Bob. Bob has a daughter and two sons. How do you think his children will feel if their dad dies. How do you think the soldier who was forced to kill Bob will feel after this? - RogerMcBaloney
Killing is stupid anyway & we’ve taken it too far with our broken hearts. - SamanthaRosie
There is no Minecraft 2. We won’t be able to bring back the National Dex. No toothpaste is recommended by 10/10 dentists. There probably aren’t any aliens, although there might be, and all the possible deaths aren’t worth it. At least the memes are funny. - BeastModeLucario
We certainly don’t know if there’s aliens, but if there are, they’d be a shocking discovery. Though killing people isn’t worth doing. - SamanthaRosie
Depends, as everyone's different & the same would go with aliens. - SamanthaRosie
Well we never know & it's the unknown that gets us crazy. The government even likes hiding the unknown. - SamanthaRosie
They might use anal probes on us!
Aliens aren't real - Luckys
We never truly know, as just like everyone of us is different, everyone of them may be different. - SamanthaRosie
People are so crazy nowadays. - SamanthaRosie
How much more insane could civilization get. We're trying to discover new things, but we can't let that turn into a disaster. - SamanthaRosie
Nice, always wanted to be in an intergalactic gangbang...