Top Ten Scariest Baby Einstein Characters

The Top Ten Scariest Baby Einstein Characters

1 Zylon Dragon (Baby Bach)

He scared everybody when they where little, so I made him 1!

I don’t remember watching Baby Bach, but he looks so scary. I would’ve been scared of him if I saw him as a kid. - Artmemories12

He was creepy, but not as creepy as that freaky ass Sunflower thingy!

BE DISLIKING THIS

2 Bard (Baby Mozart)

I liked Bard’s “blah” because it reminded me of his friendly attitude in Baby Shakespeare, where he was not scary. But in Baby Mozart, his entering the screen and facial expressions were creepy, especially with the noise. - Artmemories12

BE LIKING THIS PLEASE VOTE SCARED MANY CHILDREN PLEASE VOTE FOR BARD #1 CREEPYPASTA CHARACTER

I WAS SCARED BY HIM MULTIPLE TIMES WHY IS HE ONLY NUMBER 2? HE ALSO SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.

BLAH DRAGON

3 Isaac the Lion (Baby Newton)

He wasn't scary

He used to scare me when I was two or three.

How is this one scary

The best puppit

4 Manager the Clown (Baby Newton)
5 Vincent Van Goat (Baby Van Gogh)

Um I'm that jumpscared by that when little

This puppet scare’d me as a kid in his first B.E. PUPPET SHOW IN baby Van Gogh
Call’d
Introducing Vincnt(2000)

I still have nightmares because of that one puppet covered in paint and those eyes!

6 Beethoven the Giraffe (Baby Beethoven)
7 Jane the Monkey (Baby Shakespeare)

Jane The Monkey look possesed in Baby Shakespeare - NostalgiaMonkey

8 Lizzy the Tiger (Baby Shakespere)

Lizzy's roar was scary. That timer just jumped out of the grass randomly to roar. She never gave me nightmares though.

Lizzy scared me a bit when I was little, especially when she popped out of the grass and roared.

Tiger Jumps The Grass, Roars & Jumps Again

9 Pavlov the Dog (Baby Newton)

The new Pavlo design they used here looks so terrifying. It looks possessed and it could kill you any second.

10 Giraffe Cone Puppet (World Animals)

When I was little that thing was the complete nightmare of my life! every time I watch world animals, on that giraffe part, I always have the action to freak out and like "he's going to take my soul"! and whatever. until now I'm less afraid of that but I think that this is creepy for babies until you find out why your afraid of that and I still don't know why I was afraid of that! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I was a little scared when I saw the cone puppet on the screen and the kazoo didn’t help me calm down

The Contenders

11 Neighton the Horse (Numbers Nursery)

HE EATS A FLOWER! WHO WOULDN'T BE FREAKED OUT?!?!?!

12 Gailie The Baby Kangaroo (Baby Galileo)

When he's in his mother's pouch, he looks creepy.

HIS NAME IS BABY GALILEO

13 Saint Bernard (Baby Mozart)

Saint Bernard was the reason I was afraid of the T.V. turned off as a child as the reason I did not want to go to bed. Whenever the T.V. was off, I feared he would randomly show up on the screen. I was also scared he would come into my room at night. I recall this one time (probably a nightmare) in which my cousin told me good night and a barn scene appeared on my living room T.V.. I saw the shadow of the dog puppet coming and Saint Bernard did his bark, except he stuck out this tongue. Then he got close-up to the screen and wiggled his tongue around. I had nightmares about Saint Bernard, the scariest part of my childhood. One time in kindergarten, I watched T.V. in my parents bedroom and then Saint Bernard, dressed as a firefighter, showed up on the screen. I also recall sitting up in bed at night and blinking my eyes until I saw Saint Bernard. I cried before he barked at me. I had another nightmare in which he rotationally showed up on my T.V. screen to do his bark. He moved in a ...more - Artmemories12

I did not see that, but Zylon 🐉 Oh Yes I Did but I was not scared

He is the best B. E character ever next to Z. Dragon because they both scared the crap out of babies who watched this ripoff to classical music.

14 Dinosaur (Baby Mozart)
15 Red Machine Man Robot (Baby Bach)

No! just no...

16 Meep Meep (Baby Bach)

Oh my god he scared me when I was little

17 The Octopus Puppet (Baby Bach)

The octopus is too strange and his music isn't appropriate for his moment

18 White Reindeer (Baby Santa)
19 Robots (Baby Bach)
20 Donkey Cone Puppet (Baby Beethoven)

When the head of the puppet came on screen, I was kinda shocked

BAdd New Item