Top Ten Songs in a Proctologist's PlaylistI really had to dig (ahem) deep to find songs to fit this list nicely. If you would like a hand in this list, feel free to add more - there's plenty of room.
The Top Ten
Fat bottomed girls make the rocking' world go round.
Hugh Jass 'n' Jack Ass wanted me to thank you for cramming so much humour into the back doors of this list. They would have thanked you personally but they have to be up at the crack of Dawn (or Dawn's crack to be more poetic ;). - Britgirl
Always a preasure an' a plivilege, ma'am. Cause in the end (oops), I cram what I am (Ah just don't give a damn;).
Double glove, baby... Double glove.
Dunno. How much do it pay? :).
...Which you definitely are not. You deposit the funniest of comments into the toilet bowl of life and manage to get away with it (by the seat of your pants) Have yourself a crack-in' day ;). - Britgirl
Through embarrassment and gritted teeth :). - Britgirl
Odd place to have teeth:).
Hmm... Odd place to have teeth:).
Lol What a funny list! - Ananya
Gorgeous song. How did this one find its way here? - Britgirl
Go ahead. Say it. I dare ya:).
"...Bend me, shape me, any way you want me..." :). - Britgirl
Yup. Just can't get enough of the feel of hot, worn out leather :). - Britgirl
"Lucky whore's shoe"...haha...I have tears in my eyes.. Ahh... *manic laughter can be heard off-set* ;D - Britgirl
Nope. Not t'day, Doc. Cain't seem t'find mah lucky whore's shoe;).
GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST! It's like a two-headed coin!
"DEEP in the pocket of a real old goat.. er, coat."
"Deep in the... pocket... of a real old goat... er, coat."
"Good mornin' Miss Brown, mama how do you do? " Okay, perhaps not the best choice of colors; but hey, I didn't write it:).
Just. Too. Good.
I get it! Well, not actually "get it"...I mean I do but I don't. Not for a while at least :). - Britgirl
"Havin' a moon." Git it? :).
"Havin' a moon." Git it? :).
Extremely pretentious term for the lesser Colorectal Surgeon. - Britgirl
What're all these damned birds doing' in here? You a magician?
Love this song but now I just can't get a certain image out of my head. Haha. - Britgirl
"Slippin' 'n' slidin'..."
Uh, no, no... I took a wrong turn... Thought this was a cigar lounge... Ya know, I feel much, much better... I... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, BUTT MAN!
They're deep in the pocket of a real old goat...er, coat and I remember I lost my hand last time trying to grab hold of them :). - Britgirl
Help me find my keys and we'll drive outta here;).
Would a smile from across the miles help? :). - Britgirl
I see the clock on the wall. It say last call... for alcohol. (Gonna take more'n a beer t'wipe this tear:(.
"Bring me my runnin' shoes" (an' a good flashlight:).
Nope. Won't say it. Would be insensitive. Unseemly. Tawdry... Aw, hell... BLAST OFF!
Nothing further, Your Honor.
You kin if "the old man is down the road.":).
It's a big one then, I'm sure :P - Ananya
There's sumpin t'be said for... TRASH-y:).
Seriously, you'll dig this (oops;).
Haha I know what you mean ;) and you're right (as always). I DO, er, dig it :). - Britgirl
Is it any wonder you ended up in this deplorable bum-dung predicament? "Your doctor put you on milk, cream and alcohol."...Sue his butt, see how he likes it messed with! - Britgirl
"T'be fair t'ol' Doc Bucksaw, the hooch was supposed t'be fer the bulldog, as mah howlin' was distoibin' his beauty sleep. Couldn't stand for that ol' boy havin' such a good time by his lonesome." - Genuwine anonymous affidavit.