Top Ten Songs in a Proctologist's PlaylistBritgirl I really had to dig (ahem) deep to find songs to fit this list nicely. If you would like a hand in this list, feel free to add more - there's plenty of room.
The Top Ten
Fat bottomed girls make the rocking' world go round.
Hugh Jass 'n' Jack Ass wanted me to thank you for cramming so much humour into the back doors of this list. They would have thanked you personally but they have to be up at the crack of Dawn (or Dawn's crack to be more poetic ;). - Britgirl
Always a preasure an' a plivilege, ma'am. Cause in the end (oops), I cram what I am (Ah just don't give a damn;).UListen to Sample
Double glove, baby... Double glove.UListen to Sample
Dunno. How much do it pay? :).UListen to Sample
...Which you definitely are not. You deposit the funniest of comments into the toilet bowl of life and manage to get away with it (by the seat of your pants) Have yourself a crack-in' day ;). - BritgirlUListen to Sample
Through embarrassment and gritted teeth :). - Britgirl
Odd place to have teeth:).
Hmm... Odd place to have teeth:).UListen to Sample
Lol What a funny list! - AnanyaUListen to Sample
Gorgeous song. How did this one find its way here? - BritgirlUListen to Sample
Go ahead. Say it. I dare ya:).
"...Bend me, shape me, any way you want me..." :). - BritgirlUListen to Sample
Yup. Just can't get enough of the feel of hot, worn out leather :). - Britgirl
"Lucky whore's shoe"...haha...I have tears in my eyes.. Ahh... *manic laughter can be heard off-set* ;D - Britgirl
Nope. Not t'day, Doc. Cain't seem t'find mah lucky whore's shoe;).UListen to Sample
GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST! It's like a two-headed coin!UListen to Sample
"DEEP in the pocket of a real old goat.. er, coat."
"Deep in the... pocket... of a real old goat... er, coat."
"Good mornin' Miss Brown, mama how do you do? " Okay, perhaps not the best choice of colors; but hey, I didn't write it:).UListen to Sample
Just. Too. Good.UListen to Sample
I get it! Well, not actually "get it"...I mean I do but I don't. Not for a while at least :). - Britgirl
"Havin' a moon." Git it? :).
"Havin' a moon." Git it? :).UListen to Sample
Extremely pretentious term for the lesser Colorectal Surgeon. - BritgirlUListen to Sample
What're all these damned birds doing' in here? You a magician?UListen to Sample
Love this song but now I just can't get a certain image out of my head. Haha. - Britgirl
"Slippin' 'n' slidin'..."UListen to Sample
Uh, no, no... I took a wrong turn... Thought this was a cigar lounge... Ya know, I feel much, much better... I... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, BUTT MAN!UListen to Sample
They're deep in the pocket of a real old goat...er, coat and I remember I lost my hand last time trying to grab hold of them :). - Britgirl
Help me find my keys and we'll drive outta here;).UListen to Sample
Would a smile from across the miles help? :). - Britgirl
I see the clock on the wall. It say last call... for alcohol. (Gonna take more'n a beer t'wipe this tear:(.UListen to Sample
"Bring me my runnin' shoes" (an' a good flashlight:).
Nope. Won't say it. Would be insensitive. Unseemly. Tawdry... Aw, hell... BLAST OFF!UListen to Sample
Nothing further, Your Honor.
You kin if "the old man is down the road.":).UListen to Sample
It's a big one then, I'm sure :P - AnanyaUListen to Sample
There's sumpin t'be said for... TRASH-y:).
Seriously, you'll dig this (oops;).
Haha I know what you mean ;) and you're right (as always). I DO, er, dig it :). - BritgirlUListen to Sample
Is it any wonder you ended up in this deplorable bum-dung predicament? "Your doctor put you on milk, cream and alcohol."...Sue his butt, see how he likes it messed with! - Britgirl
"T'be fair t'ol' Doc Bucksaw, the hooch was supposed t'be fer the bulldog, as mah howlin' was distoibin' his beauty sleep. Couldn't stand for that ol' boy havin' such a good time by his lonesome." - Genuwine anonymous affidavit.UListen to Sample
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