Top Ten Things Nicki Minaj Shouldn't Write a Song About

The Top Ten
1 Anorexia

My respect for her would grow immensely if she managed to make a song that truly depicts anorexia but I don't think she's the best fit for this topic. Lest she completely diminishes a serious mental disorder.

I doubt she writes her own songs anyway, but I sure hope she'd never perform a song about this. I've seen two friends almost die from it.

I don't think she would be good for writing it. If an artist wrote a meaningful song about it, however, I would like them.

2 Christmas

Santa would stop delivering presents and the snow would not fall.

That would completely destroy Christmas.

This would wreck Christmas

3 Having Talent

First she should get some for herself.

4 Iggy Azalea Amethyst Amelia Kelly, born June 7, 1990 known professionally as Iggy Azalea, is an Australian rapper, singer, songwriter, and model.

Yeah, Iggy and J. Lo were bad enough together but Nikki Minaj? shudders

5 Intelligence

It doesn't look like she knows about intelligence.

It would start with:
Having a brain is one of those things I know nothing of

Like she would know what intelligence is.

Her songs do show the lack thereof...

6 Being Good Looking

Eh. We tell kids that everyone's beautiful and then use ugly to bring other people down. We can insult her adequately without bringing her looks into it, trust me.

She isn't even remotely pretty

7 Not Being Fake
8 Being Humble

Oh that trait she lacks!

9 Snakes

She's a serpent. She's evil. She degrades herself and women in general.

She already did.

10 Snakes On a Plane
The Contenders
11 Butts

He should've read this list before making anaconda

12 Sex with SpongeBob SquarePants
13 Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. He was the first African-American president of the United States. A member of the Democratic Party, he previously served as a U.S. senator from Illinois from 2005 to 2008 and as an Illinois state senator from 1997 to 2004.
14 A Popular Musician
15 A Popular Song
16 How Good She Thinks She Is
17 Taylor Swift Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter. She was born on December 13, 1989, in Reading, Pennsylvania. Swift is best known for writing personal songs and has won 13 Grammy Awards... read more
18 Porn

Pretty much all her songs are about sex anyways

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