Top 10 Monty Python Sketches/ScenesThere are so many priceless ones. But which one is the funniest?
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Both this skit and "The art of not being seen" are the funniest in my opinion. - michaelhughes
Witches burn. Wood burns. Witches are wood. Wood floats. A duck floats. Therefore, if you weigh the same as a duck, you are made of wood, meaning therefore, you are a witch. - errrr
After watching this movie, I kept saying "Ni", it's like a disease, not really. This entire film was a comedy classic, but this was my favourite part. "YOU WILL FIND US ANOTHER SHRUBBERY! But don't make it too high, so we can have the two at different levels, and a nice little path down the middle. And after you find the shrubery, you will cut down the tallest tree in the forest, with a herring. " You've gotta love this!
Classic hilarious scene in the Holy Grail.
"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring! "
"We will do no such thing! "
"Aww, please? "
He's not pining. He has passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired to meet it's maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Beret of life. It rests in peace. If you didn't nail him to the perch, he'd be pushing up daisies. He's off the twig. He's kicked the bucket. He shuffled off the mortal coil. Ran down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. THIS is an Ex-Parrot!
He's pining for the Fords!
PINING FOR THE FORDS! WHAT KIND OF TALK IS THAT?!
Easily the best. - dudesterravensfan
"I fart in you general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries"!
Iwatch this 2 days ago every time I laugh like dumb and dumber allover again no no I don't want to talk to you no more you empty headed animale food thought wiper ill fart in your genral derction your mother was a hamster and father smelt of elder berrys - jakejlp
what if he has a bunch? SHUT UP!
wat if he has a pointed stick
SHUT UP! - djperth
This should be Grumpy Old Troll's bridge. It was quite sad to see that you take a wrong answer and that invisible thing that came from the bridge will take you to the gorge.
"What is the air velocity of a swallow? "
"European or African? "
"I don't know THAT! " AHHH! " - aarond9010
"what is your favorite color?! "
"blue!... No, red- Augghh! "
"It's a killer rabbit! Run away! Run away!" Ooooohhhhh Yeah!V 3 Comments
Philosophy turned on its side and spanked. Just enough physical comedy to set you up for the brainy side. Always the best stuff they did. Always love the Cockney criminal explaining how his boss use "sarcasm" on him. His look of humiliation and fear are hilarious stuff as he paints his boss as horrific. - mgenet
What are you going to do bleed on me. ha classic
"Lady: Look, can I have the egg, bacon, spam, sausage, WITHOUT the spam?
Lady:... What do you mean "Euegh"?! I don't like spam!
Vikings (Singing): SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMMITY SPAAMMM! SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM!
*Image of Viking boat sailing pops up while Vikings keep singing*
Waitress: *Shouts at Vikings still singing spam while banging a wooden spoon against a pot* SHUT UP! SHUT UPPP! SHUT UP! SHUT UPP!
Waitress (To lady): You can't have eggs, bacon, spam, and sausage without the spam!
Lady: Why not?!
Waitress: Because it wouldn't eggs, bacon, spam, and sausage!
Lady: I DON'T LIKE SPAM! "
My favorite part, I couldn't stop laughing. - TheShawshankRedemptionfan321
SPAMMING SpongeBob TO THE CLINIC WHILE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AND MY CREDIT CARD ISSUERS ARE CRAZY! - MusicalPony
This is so funny, I also really like the Knights Who Say Ni and Upper Class Twit of The Year. The comedy in this makes me laugh every time I watch it. The refilmed version in "And now for Something Completely Different" is somehow even better!
I didn't EXPECT this one to be so far down the list. Come on, it should be in the top ten.
It's always hard to choose a favourite sketch when it comes to Monty Python, who seem to ooze brilliance into everything they make. But, when it comes down to it, the Spanish inqusition had me laughing for weeks!
My oh my its far down the list
Simon has just run himself over! Freakin sweet. Should be on top. A pure Monty Python classic
My personal favorite part is the difficult wall of matchboxes. - Knucklewood
Funniest thing I've ever seen and I love the skits and moviesV 1 Comment
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Better.. better get a bucket.
Though I have not watched the original one, I think the "And Now For Something Completely Different" is amazingly hilarious!
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