Top 10 Monty Python Sketches and Scenes

There are so many priceless ones. But which one is the funniest?
The Top Ten
1 Ministry of Silly Walks

Both this skit and "The art of not being seen" are the funniest in my opinion.

2 Dead Parrot Sketch

He's not pining. He has passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired to meet it's maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Beret of life. It rests in peace. If you didn't nail him to the perch, he'd be pushing up daisies. He's off the twig. He's kicked the bucket. He shuffled off the mortal coil. Ran down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. THIS is an Ex-Parrot!

I love the "This is an Ex-Parrot" rant

This parrot is dead! No it sleeps!


no, he's just sleeping.

slams parrot on counter multiple time.

I CAn't

3 The Knights of Nee

After watching this movie, I kept saying "Ni", it's like a disease, not really. This entire film was a comedy classic, but this was my favourite part. "YOU WILL FIND US ANOTHER SHRUBBERY! But don't make it too high, so we can have the two at different levels, and a nice little path down the middle. And after you find the shrubery, you will cut down the tallest tree in the forest, with a herring. " You've gotta love this!

"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring! "
"We will do no such thing! "
"Aww, please? "

Classic hilarious scene in the Holy Grail.

4 Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit

what if he has a bunch? SHUT UP!
wat if he has a pointed stick

5 The Argument Clinic

Philosophy turned on its side and spanked. Just enough physical comedy to set you up for the brainy side. Always the best stuff they did. Always love the Cockney criminal explaining how his boss use "sarcasm" on him. His look of humiliation and fear are hilarious stuff as he paints his boss as horrific.

6 Witch Accusation Scene

Witches burn. Wood burns. Witches are wood. Wood floats. A duck floats. Therefore, if you weigh the same as a duck, you are made of wood, meaning therefore, you are a witch.

7 Holy Grail Bridge Scene

This should be Grumpy Old Troll's bridge. It was quite sad to see that you take a wrong answer and that invisible thing that came from the bridge will take you to the gorge.

"What is the air velocity of a swallow? "
"European or African? "
"I don't know THAT! " AHHH! "

"what is your favorite color?! "
"blue!... No, red- Augghh! "

8 Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
9 Bed Shop
10 Holy Grail French Taunter

I watched this 2 days ago every time I laugh like dumb and dumber all over again. No no I don't want to talk to you no more you empty headed animal food thought wiper I'll fart in your general direction your mother was a hamster and father smelt of elderberries

"I fart in you general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries"!

The Contenders
11 Spam


"Lady: Look, can I have the egg, bacon, spam, sausage, WITHOUT the spam?
Waitress: EUEEGHHH!
Lady:... What do you mean "Euegh"?! I don't like spam!
*Image of Viking boat sailing pops up while Vikings keep singing*
Waitress: *Shouts at Vikings still singing spam while banging a wooden spoon against a pot* SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Vikings: *Silence*
Waitress (To lady): You can't have eggs, bacon, spam, and sausage without the spam!
Lady: Why not?!
Waitress: Because it wouldn't eggs, bacon, spam, and sausage!
My favorite part, I couldn't stop laughing.

12 The Black Knight

What are you going to do bleed on me. ha classic

tis' but a scratch! what are you talking about your arms off! no it isn't. well what's that then?! *looks down* slowly I've had worse. a few minutes later. come here you coward, I'll bite your legs off!

13 Deadliest Joke

This is so funny, I also really like the Knights Who Say Ni and Upper Class Twit of The Year. The comedy in this makes me laugh every time I watch it. The refilmed version in "And now for Something Completely Different" is somehow even better!

14 Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Killer Rabbit

"Oh its just a harmless 'lil bunny! "

"It's a killer rabbit! Run away! Run away!" Ooooohhhhh Yeah!

it killed almost all of them

15 Spanish Inquisition

It's always hard to choose a favourite sketch when it comes to Monty Python, who seem to ooze brilliance into everything they make. But, when it comes down to it, the Spanish inqusition had me laughing for weeks!

I didn't EXPECT this one to be so far down the list. Come on, it should be in the top ten.

My oh my its far down the list

Sooo good the comfy chair really.

16 How Not to Be Seen

Though I have not watched the original one, I think the "And Now For Something Completely Different" is amazingly hilarious!

They list a long piece of places he can be hiding and them reveal they knew where he was all along

17 Mr. Creosote Vomiting

Then at the end it starts a vomit chain reaction...

Better.. better get a bucket.

18 Life of Brian Stoning
19 Brian Meets the P.F.J. at the Forum

LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

20 The Upper-Class Twit of the Year

Simon has just run himself over! Freakin sweet. Should be on top. A pure Monty Python classic

My personal favorite part is the difficult wall of matchboxes.

Funniest thing I've ever seen and I love the skits and movies

The best sketch ever! Top 1...least.

21 Every Sperm is Sacred

Still sing along to this song whenever I watch The Meaning Of Life

It's almost just a song?

22 Cheese Shop
23 Biggus Dickus

First time I saw this my sides nearly split.

24 Philosopher Soccer Game

And Marx claiming it was offside

25 Nudge Nudge

A nod's as goos as a wink to a blind bat!

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