Top 10 Most Unsexy Album Covers Ever

Covers that are so disgusting and wrong, they'll kill your boner within seconds.

The Top Ten

1 Nevermind - Nirvana

Yeah I never understood why this album cover is called one of the greatest of all time good lord it seems everything about This album is overrated - christangrant

I honestly don't like this album cover. It's... gross. Please don't kill me. - Swellow

2 Beastiality - The Handsome Beasts Beastiality - The Handsome Beasts
3 Houses of the Holy - Led Zeppelin

Thought one naked child wasn't enough? Then why not more!

The worst Led Zeppelin cover if you ask me - christangrant

4 Virgin Killer - Scorpions

The original cover had a naked pubescent girl on it.

5 Tomb of the Mutilated - Cannibal Corpse

This cover would only be appealing to necrophiliacs.

6 Heavy Petting Zoo - NOFX

The original cover had the man doing the 69 position on the sheep.

7 Mechanical Animals - Marilyn Manson

Keep in mind that this is a man wearing a rubber suit with boobs on it.

8 Rize of the Fenix-Tenacious D
9 My Beauty - Kevin Rowland
10 My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West

Kanye must have a weird fetish for phoenixes.

Calling that a "phoenix" is like calling a rock a can of Pepsi. - Swellow

The Contenders

11 Live It Up - Crosby Stills and Nash
12 Dark Side of the Spoon - Ministry
13 Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy - Torsof**k
14 Noah's Ark - Cocorosie
15 Gore Obsessed - Cannibal Corpse
16 Torture - Cannibal Corpse
17 Born This Way - Lady Gaga

To all the object fetishists out there, here's... this. - Swellow

18 Diamond Dogs - David Bowie
19 Blind Faith - Blind Faith

The original album cover obviously can't be shown here. - BrianScott01

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