Weirdest Submarine Man Songs

The Top Ten
1 F**k All Does Lamas

Needs no introduction

2 Foot In Your Nose

Is two polar-opposite-mooded songs crammed together into one in a suspiciously similar fashion to that of songs like Paranoid Android, and also features a guest star named "Lil Jon's Son Not Clickbait" who sings about shoving his big "black" feet up your nose while you "snap your fingers like Thanos", enough said

I think you’re obsessed with him and secretly love him and have posters of him all over your room since you talk about him all the time.

3 Unforgivable

"Ship the whole socks to compactor"

"She want the bare foot with the shaver on it"
"Stocking go grab some nooses, bring them home"
"(absolutely insane gibberish that is Autotuned entirely beyond comprehension without the lyric sheet)"
"Dino toy, put your foot up"

4 Stinko Foot

"KILLING YOU WITH THE COMPACTOR; Old Man Dad, he in doodle mode"

"About to eat some good food, like dog poop (YUMMY YUM)"
"All these outboys looking dummy; I still got compactor to fill"
"Was killing stockings, had a big noose; had to wait Oceaa to kill the socks"

"Now it's 4 AM and I'm back up smelling on my foot"

"I just landed in, shaving heads like I’m a smelly foot"
"Green shirt and white shorts, think that Sub Boy really smelling feet"
"And they shaving, man; know the stockings wish it was a slock"
"All of these feet I made off records I produced; I might take all my feet and put them all in a group"
"This foot WAY too small; you all know I got a smelly foot"

"She thought it was a dino; it's just my foot"

5 Socky

Submarine Man's fetish fantasy about transforming himself into a giant living sock incarnate

Might be a weird one in my opinion.

6 Dog Walk

Prominently highlights Submarine Man's fetish for eating dog poop

7 I Love the Smelly Feet

"THEY HAD TO FAKE BEING OUT OF COMPACTOR"
"You're SUCH a smelling FEET"
"I'm a big foot; I smell a big foot; I LIKE MY FOOT SMELLED"
"I just PULLED up with my feet, smelled that foot up out in KOR, then I SMELLED her cousin's bare feet...or her sister, I just smell feet, and my FOOT is KILLING stockings; like a hand blast, yes, I have it, all this WATER in my name; look like I fell when die went diving"

We can tell the soy-boys today; Hey, you are out, bad boy-ay!

8 Submarine Boy Rules

Literally a 5 second intro from sakooni and then an awful loop for 9 minutes

9 Feet No Socks

"Hop out the spoder with the long swords, it was rock, stick, dog, and poop; smelling in the corridor; YOUR DAD IS FORTY-FOUR"
"You thought I shaved; I see a sexist, then I pose"
"Man cannot have socks; perspiration feet"
"The shaver goes VRRROOOM, FOOT FOOT DOG DOG POOP; SKIDIKI SAKONEY, AND A WATER HAND BLAST"

10 Heart Of The Hard

"I pull up to your block with a shopping cart"

The Contenders
11 Barefoot Worlds

Let's just say that Submarine Man was enjoying himself a LITTLE too much while singing this
(also, "I smell my barefoot feet")

12 Nostockingz

Literally just him with no autotune singing the song title

13 Gibe De Stinki Feeet
14 Freaking Foot Fame

Sounds like submarine man decided to get young thug on his song

15 The Crown

You literally can't understand a word he's saying in this song

16 Outboy Stocking
17 Aliens Like Me

"Aliens like me, got big feet"

18 Footi
19 Mo Foota

The music video includes too much Smash Ultimate.

20 Rar Rar Wagnowee
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